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InspectorExstead · 03-25-2002, 01:07 AM

hmm...if anyone is here...

do u have any fav rhoda quotes? thanx.

Kristen · 03-25-2002, 10:58 PM

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Originally posted by InspectorExstead
hmm...if anyone is here...

do u have any fav rhoda quotes? thanx.

Oh I have TONS!

Of course there's everyone's fave, "Hello. Get out of my apartment!"

"The last time I wore a 7 it was on the back of my softball uniform!"-Said as she was going thru Mary's closet to find something to wear

"Mary, you've a real Ms. job-The kind Gloria Steinem wants you to have. My job, Gidget would've passed up to go hang 10!"

"I've gotta lose 10 pounds by 8:30."

I'm sure there are lots I'm leaving out, does anyone have any others? Rhoda's one of my faves!

Kristen

InspectorExstead · 03-27-2002, 07:56 PM

lol...thanx.

Pepper · 05-10-2002, 05:22 PM

One of my favorites is:

"I don't know why I bother eating this, I should just apply it directly to my hips"

InspectorExstead · 05-11-2002, 12:08 AM

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Originally posted by Pepper
One of my favorites is:

"I don't know why I bother eating this, I should just apply it directly to my hips"

Titania · 05-11-2002, 10:22 PM

my fave rhoda quotes are from the original rhoda opening speach....

(excuse any misquotes...its been awhile)

"my name is rhoda morganstern, i was born in the bronx new york in december 1941 (i always felt sort of responsible for world war two) the first thing i remember liking that liked me back was food. I had a bad puberty, it lasted 17 years. Im a high school graduate, I attended art school, my entrance exam was on a box of matches. I left home when I was 29 years old. My mother still referrs to it as the time I ran away from home. Eventually I ran to Minniapolis where its cold and I figured I'd keep better. Now Im back in Manhattan....New York....this is your last chance."

Kristina · 05-13-2002, 03:32 PM

It's not really "her" quote but it cracks me up!

Mary: You lied to me?
Rhoda: You betcha!

LOL the first episode is hilarious!

Roz1013 · 05-14-2002, 03:53 AM

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Originally posted by Titania
"I believe that the American Television Rerun is the path to personal peace"
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Not to be off topic, but I love your quote. Is it from any place in particular or is it just a quote by you?

Some of my favourite Rhoda quotes:

"Hiya Sis" (to Phyllis to annoy her)

"Face it Mar. Suddenly your life got crummy. But soon everything will be back to normal. You will meet a crowned head of Europe and marry. I...will have a fat attack. Eat 300 peanut butter cups and die. That's the way it always is."

Titania · 05-14-2002, 05:46 PM

Roz--

the quote is from Dr. Will Miller in a N@N book called "Why We Watch: Killing the Gilligan Within" Its a REALLY good book, kind of a parody on pyschoanalysis books only w/ the motto "watch your way to wellness"

~cara~

Roz1013 · 05-14-2002, 08:30 PM

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Originally posted by Titania
Roz--

the quote is from Dr. Will Miller in a N@N book called "Why We Watch: Killing the Gilligan Within" Its a REALLY good book, kind of a parody on pyschoanalysis books only w/ the motto "watch your way to wellness"

~cara~

Sounds great. I'll have to check that out. Thanks.

*~*Becki*~*

Roz1013 · 05-16-2002, 01:35 PM

Don't mind me. I'm seeing if my avatar is working...

catlover79 · 03-07-2007, 04:40 PM

From "Today I Am a Ma'am" (Season 1, Episode 2)

Rhoda: Mary, when was the last time you went out with someone really terrific??

Mary: Hmmm...

Rhoda: Last time for me was when my father took me to a ballgame!!

hch · 06-16-2011, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Kristen

"Mary, you've a real Ms. job-The kind Gloria Steinem wants you to have. My job, Gidget would've passed up to go hang 10!"

Kristen

What episode is this line from, By the way?

Miss Lisa · 06-16-2011, 01:22 PM

"I know you're gonna think I'm kidding, but you can really get to know someone fast when you run over them with your car."

Cloud9 Lorraine · 06-16-2011, 09:24 PM

"Shake hands with the bridesmaid wearing purple."

03-25-2002, 01:07 AM	#1
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Titania a part of that Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 04, 2000 Posts: 3,694	my fave rhoda quotes are from the original rhoda opening speach.... (excuse any misquotes...its been awhile) "my name is rhoda morganstern, i was born in the bronx new york in december 1941 (i always felt sort of responsible for world war two) the first thing i remember liking that liked me back was food. I had a bad puberty, it lasted 17 years. Im a high school graduate, I attended art school, my entrance exam was on a box of matches. I left home when I was 29 years old. My mother still referrs to it as the time I ran away from home. Eventually I ran to Minniapolis where its cold and I figured I'd keep better. Now Im back in Manhattan....New York....this is your last chance."
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catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	From "Today I Am a Ma'am" (Season 1, Episode 2) Rhoda: Mary, when was the last time you went out with someone really terrific?? Mary: Hmmm... Rhoda: Last time for me was when my father took me to a ballgame!!
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03-27-2002, 07:56 PM	#3
InspectorExstead Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Oct 29, 2001 Location: The Golden State Posts: 12,902	lol...thanx.

05-10-2002, 05:22 PM	#4
Pepper Member Occasional Poster Join Date: May 10, 2002 Location: San Jose, Ca. Posts: 21	One of my favorites is: "I don't know why I bother eating this, I should just apply it directly to my hips"

05-13-2002, 03:32 PM	#7
Kristina Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 27, 2001 Location: CaLiFoRnIa, UsA Posts: 8,890	It's not really "her" quote but it cracks me up! Mary: You lied to me? Rhoda: You betcha! LOL the first episode is hilarious!

05-14-2002, 05:46 PM	#9
Titania a part of that Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 04, 2000 Posts: 3,694	Roz-- the quote is from Dr. Will Miller in a N@N book called "Why We Watch: Killing the Gilligan Within" Its a REALLY good book, kind of a parody on pyschoanalysis books only w/ the motto "watch your way to wellness" ~cara~

05-16-2002, 01:35 PM	#11
Roz1013 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 05, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 261	Don't mind me. I'm seeing if my avatar is working...

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Cloud9 Lorraine Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 10, 2007 Location: NY Posts: 342	"Shake hands with the bridesmaid wearing purple."