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(The Brooklyn Nets beat the Atlanta Hawks 91-83.)
(Ralph & Ed just watched the game from the poolroom.) Ralph: "How about it Norton? The Nets proved that they can hang with the Hawks by beating them. Maybe they can upset the Hawks after all." Ed: "Maybe. The Nets have surprised a lot of people." Ralph: "Boy, considerating the Nets got into the playoffs with a losing effort, I wonder how this city will react when they advance." Ed: "I think the Nets want to forget that they lost to the Heat last year." Ralph: "Yeah, but I think that they loved being down right near the fun and sun capital of the world, Miami Beach." (Crowd cheers.) (Harvey and George come by.) Harvey: "Looks like your Nets got lucky Ralph." Ralph: "I don't know. They can beat the Hawks and advance." Harvey: "Oh, you wanna bet?" Ed: "Sure he does. If the Nets lose, Ralph will eat his hat in the poolroom." (Ralph elbows Ed.) Ed: "Ooomph!" Harvey: "Bet's on and if you don't show up, I will come get you. I know where you live." (Harvey & George leave.) Ed (yells): "APOX ON YOU AND YOUR ANCESTORS." (normally): "Why did you cancel the bet Ralph if you didn't want the bet?" Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!" (Ed leaves.) (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the GREATEST! GOOD NIGHT!" (Crowd cheers.) |
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