Fred's poem to Wilma - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Bonniegirl · 03-24-2015, 01:12 AM

I love thee Wilma, with hair like silk,
Lips like cherries, skin like milk,
Your shell-like ears, your dainty hands,
And eyes so black, like frying pans

And when you in my arms are in,
My love how can you doubt?
I quiver just like geletin,
And sometimes even break out.

You're a perfect peach, my love,
Together we're a pear (pair),
You're sweet, you're nice, you're paradise,
And all kinna stuff like that there.

king of comedy · 03-24-2015, 05:14 PM

That is beautiful. This is why this show will always be a classic.

Bonniegirl · 03-26-2015, 02:29 AM

I'm trying to remember what ep that poem was from? I just remember it being funny. The line "Eyes so black like frying pans"!! LOL Cause Wilma does have black dots for eyes!!!

opus · 05-28-2024, 12:47 PM

Did you know…..if you google ‘eyes so black like frying pans’ this thread is the top result?

03-24-2015, 01:12 AM	#1
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,399	Fred's poem to Wilma I love thee Wilma, with hair like silk, Lips like cherries, skin like milk, Your shell-like ears, your dainty hands, And eyes so black, like frying pans And when you in my arms are in, My love how can you doubt? I quiver just like geletin, And sometimes even break out. You're a perfect peach, my love, Together we're a pear (pair), You're sweet, you're nice, you're paradise, And all kinna stuff like that there.

03-24-2015, 05:14 PM	#2
king of comedy Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Aug 31, 2012 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,140	That is beautiful. This is why this show will always be a classic.

03-26-2015, 02:29 AM	#3
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,399	I'm trying to remember what ep that poem was from? I just remember it being funny. The line "Eyes so black like frying pans"!! LOL Cause Wilma does have black dots for eyes!!!

05-28-2024, 12:47 PM	#4
opus VB Forum Superstar Join Date: May 16, 2015 Location: VB Galaxy Posts: 32,061	Did you know…..if you google ‘eyes so black like frying pans’ this thread is the top result?