Unsolved Mysteries DWTS

[rerungirl]

The new season of Dancing with the Stars started this week on ABC. I was thinking it might be fun to do a DWTS Unsolved Mysteries edition. I’ll start the list with a couple of possible participants:

Bonnie Wilder displays some fancy footwork as she flamenco dances to Take the Money and Run.

Michael Swango proves he’s just as graceful on the dance floor as he is in the kitchen when he dazzles the crowd with the Chicken Dance.

[LooksLikeCRicci]

I love it.

--The "Omar" arsonist kicks up his heels to "We Didn't Start the Fire."
--Gilbert Ortiz dances to "Poison" (Bel Biv Devoe or Alice Cooper version--both work.)
--Paul Polis can cut a rug to "Fat Bottomed Girls." Or "Criminal."
--Liz Carmichael can groove to "Dude Looks Like a Lady."

....I could seriously go on but I should get some work done.

[Hops3098]

Can't stop myself from putting in my $0.02

Ross James Preston aka "Fumbles" would HAVE to come out to Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal"

[DazzlerSparkler]

Liza Montgomery being playfully chased by salesmen set to 'Material Girl.' Also 'Dress You Up' can apply as well.
Bonnie Wilder would be better suited to dance to 'Fat Bottomed-Girls' I think. The can be fat-suit included while Lisa Penz sits at a desk and serves up some massive bitchface the whole time.
Michael and Rochelle Robinson performing an interpretive dance to 'Spellbound'.
Teresita Basa, Lynn Amos, and the cast of the Spontaneous Human Combustion episode line dancing to 'She's On Fire' surrounded by burning mattresses
Elaine Parent using a variety of disguises set to 'True Colors'
You can't seriously have Cindy James not perform set to the Thriller dance.

[LooksLikeCRicci]

--I thought Cindy James was better suited to "Somebody's Watchin' Me."
--The Wackers-- "Who are you"
--Tami Lynn Leppart-- Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger (Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's coming to get me...)

[here_thar_be_yetis]

Liz Carmichael would appear dancing to 'Get Out of my Dreams, Get Into my Car' by Billy Ocean.

William Bradford Bishop could dance to 'U Can't Touch This' by MC Hammer. Stop! Hammertime!

Tony Alamo could dance to 'Cult of Personality' by Living Colour.

Steamer trunk man would have to be re-animated to groove to 'Man in the Box' by Alice in Chains.

[alfiechat]

Okay, I'm going to get smacked for this one:

Mabel Woods(the lady whose kennel was burned) cutting a rug to Who Let the Dogs out?

[Hops3098]

Originally Posted by LooksLikeCRicci

--The Wackers-- "Who are you"

Can't resist adding a few more...

Maybe they can do a hologram of Oliver dancing to Peter Gabriel's "Shock the Monkey"

Justin Burgwinkel to "Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers

Kelly Finnegan's would have to be UB40's "Red Red Wine"

[ScaryFog]

Paul Pollis - "Our House" by Madness or "Big Bottom" by Spinal Tap.
DB Copper - "Money" by Pink Floyd.
Dennis DePue - "Jeepers Creepers".

[rerungirl]

I love these!!!

[ScaryFog]

Megadeth shirt guy from the Florida convenience store disappearances - Any Megadeth song.

[LooksLikeCRicci]

Marie Hilley-- Black Widow by Rita Ora.
Randall Utterback-- Jealous by Nick Jonas.
"Sweet Tooth Bandit"-- Sugar by Maroon 5.
Jim Burnside-- Animals by Maroon 5.

[ScaryFog]

Anonymous caller about Judy Hymes: "Omaha" by Waylon Jennings.

[ScaryFog]

Clarence Anglin, John Anglin and Frank Morris - "Jailbreak" by AC/DC.
Altemio Sanchez the Bike Path Rapist - "Bicycle" by Queen.

[WishfulDreamer]

Randall Utterback groovin' to "Don't You Want Me Baby" by the Human League