Sitcom Family Feud Game 3

[MrCleveland]

I know it's been awhile, so...

Johnny-It's Time Once Again To Play Sitcom Family Feud! And Here's Your Host...The Ghost Of Richard Dawson!

Dawson enters

Richard-Welcome Again to Sitcom Family Feud, I'm Richard Dawson who'd rather be somewhere else, but as of now let's say hi again to our returning champions The Warners!

The Warners enter

Dawson walks by Warners

Richard-So we meet again, Tony. Hows the business?

Tony-It's going great...I'll be busy this summer filling-in potholes!

Richard-Okay and Helen, how's school?

Helen-Well, I didn't go to school much because of the cold weather. But I got to catch-up with grading papers!

Richard-Okay and we have Paul who's still Paul.

Paul-Yeah, now it's mandatory that I work on Sunday...

Richard-Okay...don't care! Next we have Dustin!

Dustin-Well...things are the same, but softball season is about to begin!

Richard-And next up is Margaret!

Margaret-Well, I'm back to school and trying to get my Bachelor Degree.

Richard-Well we have a hopeful...and finally John the mayor of Bertstown!

John-Maybe president of the United States! I can make it happen!

Richard-Now here's the family you'll be playing against...from Mr. Belvedere...The Owens Family!

Mr. Belvedere and the Owens Family enter.

Dawson walks by the Owens

Richard-So you must be George Owens...

Mr. Belvedere-No, I'm Lynn Belvedere! I'm the housekeeper for the Owens Family. I make sure that the Owens have food on the table and everything to be spit-spot!

Richard-Are you from England?

Mr. Belvedere-Yes I am, as a matter of fact. I've also been around the world. Let me tell you about working for The Beatles...

Richard-...maybe later...

Mr. Belvedere-I was The Official Fifth Beatle!

Richard-Nice...So you must be George Owens...

George-Yep...don't mind Mr. Belvedere, he has many of those stories...but I'm a sportswriter and sportscaster. Go Steelers!

Tony-Off-Camera BOO!

George-Hey, at least we have rings on our fingers. You can't even get a logo on your helmet!

Richard-I didn't know that Bertstown has Cleveland Browns fans...

George-They do...that's the only one!

Richard-Moving on...here we have Marsha Owens.

Richard hugs Marsha

Marsha-I'm taking law at University of Pittsburgh. Some nights, I'm always having my nose in the book.

Richard-Okay. Now we have Kevin Owens.

Kevin-I love your show, I'm glad that you have me on this show.

Richard-Up next, we have Heather...

Heather-I'm starting High School now and Mr. Belvedere is the best thing to happen to us.

Richard-Okay and finally, we have Wesley...

Richard messes Wesley's hair

Wesley-Let's cut to the chase and start the game!

Richard-Okay well anyhow...let's begin the feud!

Richard goes to his podium and Tony and Mr. Belvedere walk to their posts.

Richard-Good Lord, it looks like I'm seeing double. Okay, 100 people surveyed 7 answers on the board. Name something that's related to England!

Tony Buzzes In

Tony-Ugly Women!

Richard-...Are you sure you're not watching Monty Python again?

Tony-Well...that and ugly teeth.

Richard-Okay...is England known for ugliness?

BUZZ!

Tony-What?!

Richard-Looks like there's not much ugliness there. Okay Lynn...are you sure that's your name?

Mr. Belvedere-It certainly is...

Richard-Well Then...Name something that's related to England!

Mr. Belvedere-The Queen!

Richard-As The Fifth Beatle Said...God Save Our Queen...

35 said "Queen/King", the #1 Answer

Richard-You got the #1 answer so you have the choice to play or pass...

Mr. Belvedere-We shall play...

Tony-And I passed...woo...I had beans!

Mr. Belvedere-I'm sure of it...

Tony-I love burrito night!

Richard walks to the Owens Family

Richard-Let's get away from him!

Mr. Belvedere-I have some good burrito recipes that I got from Mexico and Central America.

Richard-Maybe later...George...name me something that's related to England.

George-Well since I'm a Steelers fan...Big Ben!

Richard-Give me the most famous clock in the world!

20 People said "Big Ben", it's the #2 answer.

Richard-Marsha...name something related to England.

Marsha-Since I'm in School...Oxford University.

Richard-Well...show me Oxford U!...

1 Person said "Oxford University".

Richard-Okay Kevin...are you okay?

Kevin-Yeah, I'm fine...

Richard-Name me something related to England.

Kevin-Football.

Richard-What kind?

Kevin-Yours?

Richard-Show me what America call soccer, but England football...

14 people said football/soccer.

Richard-Heather...name something related to England.

Heather-Since Mr. Belvedere said it...The Beatles.

Richard-Okay, show me...The Beatles!

15 people said The Beatles.

Richard-Okay Wesley...name me something related to England...

Wesley-Hmm...Butlers like Mr. Belvedere.

Richard-You'll be walking home if you get this one wrong...show me Butlers!

BUZZ!

Richard-Well, it's a long way to England for you...

Richard walks by The Warners who are debating whether the answer is Titanic or Monty Python.

Paul-WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE?! Monty Python is recognized as English.

Tony-It's not up there.

Helen-You said ugliness.

Tony-I may say bad food, but since I like fish and chips...Titanic.

Richard-Okay...is The Titanic, the ship that sunk on there?

7 people said "Titanic".

Okay, what was the last answer?

8 people said Monty Python.

Richard-I love that show!

Heather-Thanks a lot, Wesley...you blew the game.

Wesley-I was only referring to Mr. Belvedere.

Richard walks by the Owens.

Richard-Looks like The Warners won again, so you go home Owens.

Mr. Belvedere-You may have defended me Wesley, but you're going to a strict private school.

Wesley-Dad, don't make me go...

George-Sorry son...it's not my choice...

Richard-And another family loses...okay, who's playing the Fast-Money Round?

The Warners except Paul-Paul Is!

Paul walks by Richard

Paul-I can't be left alone...

Richard-Well you can win your family $20,000. Now, I'm gonna give you five questions and you tell me the answer to each one that you may think could be the #1 answer...name something that is green...

Paul-Chlorophyll!

BUZZ

Name a city in California...

Paul-Monterrey!

BUZZ

Richard-Name something you put cheese on...

Paul-Pie!

BUZZ

Richard-Name a U.S. President...

Paul-Millard Fillmore!

BUZZ

Richard-Name a bug that eats insects...

Paul-Hover Fly!

BUZZ!

Richard-Again...good answers, but no points and no money. Don't feel bad, your family gets to play again tomorrow on Sitcom Family Feud!