You Know You Want This ‘Friends’ Inspired Condom That Comes In A Tiny Pizza Box

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http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/01...-pizza-condom/

Moscow resident Marina Malgina’s design is awesome and her logic is simple and infallible: people like food and people like sex, so why not make a condom wrapper that looks like a pizza and put it in a little pizza box? Are you seeing this pizza box? Could it BE any cuter?

That Chandler Bingism is my subtle way of introducing another ingredient in Malgina’s thought process: the television show Friends. Here’s a bit from Marina’s Behance project page:

It should be pointed out that this condom likely does not taste like pizza, though I imagine pizza flavored condoms are either a thing that already exists (despite the headache that would come from all the different topping requests), or that one of you resourceful readers is going to become a prophylactic pioneer that takes my idea seed and turns it into a product beanstalk. You dick.

Also, despite the complexity of the modern condom wrapper and the alleged difficulty that many have when trying to open them, I must state that you should not, under any circumstances, take a pizza cutter to this wrapper, lest you render the dork hat contained therein useless. This has been a public service announcement… sort of.

Once again, look at that adorable condom sized pizza box.