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johnnyangel · 12-26-2014, 12:59 PM

Anybody else find this part innocently humorous?

Or when they are sitting in the frontroom and they can overhear Alan (their son) laughing his ass off with his wife, but his wife is actually attacking him?

wiseguy182 · 12-26-2014, 01:33 PM

Yeah, I mentioned that quote in the "UM's funniest lines" thread. It even rhymes. It's right up there with another line from this segment: "I thought I was livin' with a bunch of flakes."

johnnyangel · 12-26-2014, 02:01 PM

hahahah. I still think the funniest part of that segment is when Alan is sitting in bed and he puts a piece of popcorn in his mouth and then she "snaps", and from outside the door, you hear Alan (in disbelief) just laughing his ass off. It made me laugh my ass off along with him...

Corkys-Place · 12-27-2014, 12:41 AM

What case are you guys talking about?

wiseguy182 · 12-27-2014, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Corkys-Place

What case are you guys talking about?

Lake Wales Haunting.

James T · 12-27-2014, 03:32 AM

Not tired of the publicity though I bet.

TracyLynnS · 12-27-2014, 05:55 PM

The smells, The voices, The bells, The noises

For some reason, I'm singing that in my head and it sounds like DMX's Who We Be.

wiseguy182 · 12-28-2014, 12:25 AM

That segment was a quote goldmine. Here are some of my faves, starting with this exchange between David and Sandra:

"Tell Isabella I've had it."...."How did you know her name was Isabella?"

"You get an idear in your head." There is no r in idea.

"Alan told his mom he thought he'd seen a ghost. His mom told him he was crazy. That was that."

"A number of snails were sacrificed, but the ghost stayed on."

"What is with you tonight?"

I never noticed Alan's lazy eye before.

here_thar_be_yetis · 12-28-2014, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by TracyLynnS

The smells, The voices, The bells, The noises

For some reason, I'm singing that in my head and it sounds like DMX's Who We Be.

LOL!

MegtheEgg86 · 12-28-2014, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TracyLynnS

The smells, The voices, The bells, The noises

For some reason, I'm singing that in my head and it sounds like DMX's Who We Be.

johnnyangel · 12-29-2014, 09:23 AM

How about when that ghost was in Alan's dooray.. "Alan...get up!. Get up Alan...!!!

James T · 12-29-2014, 09:30 AM

No woman dead or alive can resist this man.

SP4CE INV4DERZ · 12-29-2014, 05:35 PM

I got the sense Mr Stack thought to himself "WTF is this ****".

James T · 12-29-2014, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SP4CE INV4DERZ

I got the sense Mr Stack thought to himself "WTF is this ****".

He must of with a lot of them-the lucky rock, lucky choir, aphrodisiacs, rain boy, the woman projecting gold stuff out of her eyes etc.

wiseguy182 · 12-30-2014, 07:11 AM

When Stack said "the place began to smell to high heaven." my first reaction was that somebody in the house had a serious case of B.O.

12-26-2014, 12:59 PM	#1
johnnyangel Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 08, 2002 Posts: 329	Alan Mann's dad: I'm tired of the smells.. the voices, the bells.. the noises..." Anybody else find this part innocently humorous? Or when they are sitting in the frontroom and they can overhear Alan (their son) laughing his ass off with his wife, but his wife is actually attacking him?

12-26-2014, 01:33 PM	#2
wiseguy182 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 11, 2006 Location: Wendy's salad bar Posts: 7,030	Yeah, I mentioned that quote in the "UM's funniest lines" thread. It even rhymes. It's right up there with another line from this segment: "I thought I was livin' with a bunch of flakes."
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12-26-2014, 02:01 PM	#3
johnnyangel Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 08, 2002 Posts: 329	hahahah. I still think the funniest part of that segment is when Alan is sitting in bed and he puts a piece of popcorn in his mouth and then she "snaps", and from outside the door, you hear Alan (in disbelief) just laughing his ass off. It made me laugh my ass off along with him...

12-27-2014, 12:41 AM	#4
Corkys-Place Unsolved Mysteries Fan Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 23, 2010 Posts: 790	What case are you guys talking about?

12-27-2014, 03:32 AM	#6
James T Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 23, 2006 Location: England Posts: 1,567	Not tired of the publicity though I bet.

12-27-2014, 05:55 PM	#7
TracyLynnS Don't Look Up Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 07, 2009 Posts: 3,107	The smells, The voices, The bells, The noises For some reason, I'm singing that in my head and it sounds like DMX's Who We Be.

12-28-2014, 12:25 AM	#8
wiseguy182 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 11, 2006 Location: Wendy's salad bar Posts: 7,030	That segment was a quote goldmine. Here are some of my faves, starting with this exchange between David and Sandra: "Tell Isabella I've had it."...."How did you know her name was Isabella?" "You get an idear in your head." There is no r in idea. "Alan told his mom he thought he'd seen a ghost. His mom told him he was crazy. That was that." "A number of snails were sacrificed, but the ghost stayed on." "What is with you tonight?" I never noticed Alan's lazy eye before.

12-29-2014, 09:23 AM	#11
johnnyangel Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 08, 2002 Posts: 329	How about when that ghost was in Alan's dooray.. "Alan...get up!. Get up Alan...!!!

12-29-2014, 09:30 AM	#12
James T Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 23, 2006 Location: England Posts: 1,567	No woman dead or alive can resist this man.

12-29-2014, 05:35 PM	#13
SP4CE INV4DERZ 40-0 0WN3D Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 06, 2004 Posts: 630	I got the sense Mr Stack thought to himself "WTF is this ****".

12-30-2014, 07:11 AM	#15
wiseguy182 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 11, 2006 Location: Wendy's salad bar Posts: 7,030	When Stack said "the place began to smell to high heaven." my first reaction was that somebody in the house had a serious case of B.O.