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simmytbone · 12-17-2014, 07:07 PM

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Everything Macaulay Culkin Eats In The 'Home Alone' Movies, Ranked
By: Kristin Hunt | Thrillist
December 17, 2014

Forget being like Mike. In the ’90s, there was only one person every child wanted to be, and it was Kevin McAllister. The dude had alarmingly proficient booby-trap skills, watched Angels with Filthy Souls whenever he damn well pleased, and created the most perfect putdown: “Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof.”

But a lot of us fixated particularly hard on his food experiences, which critics have rightfully deemed “the height of luxury”. Not every McAllister meal was created equal, though. With their ABC Family dominance fast approaching, we decided to rank the brief but memorable list of everything Kevin eats in Home Alone and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York — except the Tic Tacs, because THAT WOULD BE RIDICULOUS.

6. Minibar snacks

We know Kev’s done well when Rob Schneider opens the door to his cavernous suite inHome Alone 2, but when he sneaks that peek inside the minibar, we realize our man’s hit the jackpot. Fresh, individually wrapped cookies and jelly beans in a fancy glass jar? What is this, The Plaza?! Oh. Right.

5. A “lovely cheese pizza”

While those snacks were pretty sweet, they can’t beat the satisfaction of devouring an entire pizza by yourself — especially when you’ve spent your childhood fighting that bed-wetter Fuller for even a slice. We do have to dock some points for presentation (we never see inside the box) and lack of creativity (just cheese, man?), but, to be fair, this is exactly what we would’ve ordered as 8-year-olds.

4. Microwaved mac ‘n cheese

We have seen a nuked Kraft family dinner in the flesh, and never once has it looked as beautiful as the stuff Kevin plates right before his maiden battle with Marv and Harry. Seriously, look at that shine! Technically, Kevin runs off before he can dig in, but we have to believe he returned to that otherworldly mac (and milk goblet) the second Old Man Marley knocked the Wet Bandits out.

3. Homemade ice cream sundae

In his first flush of freedom, Kevin composes an ice cream sundae that delighted children and horrified dentists in equal measure. That thing was repping at least a dozen scoops — in all different flavors, ‘cause the kid’s a renegade — topped with a kilo of chocolate syrup and cherries on cherries. Naturally, he paired his gooey mountain with a bag of Crunch Tators (RIP) and a can of Pepsi. We assume his eventual sugar-crash nap was just as glorious as the feast.

2. The Plaza ice cream sundae

The first effort was admirable, but there’s no beating the Plaza professionals at the sundae game. This dessert buffet was everything our elementary school ice cream socials were not, and, to make things sweeter, it came with a clip of the most important fake sequel of our time, Angels with Even Filthier Souls. Big moment for guys named Cheeks and Little Moe the world over.

1. Limo pizza

Eating pizza in a stretch limo with a flute of Coke while the original How the Grinch Stole Christmas plays on TV was and remains the ultimate childhood fantasy. There’s just no question here. Well, except maybe one: how has Drake not written a million songs about this? The people are waiting, Drizzy.

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isiahthomas · 12-31-2014, 04:20 PM

Wow he was eating good in Home Alone 1 and 2 hahahahahahahahahahaha. I love those movies and he was so adorable when he was a kid. He's gotten weird since he's gotten older LOL.

Dude111 · 01-01-2015, 07:51 AM

I LOVE part 1 and 2

Tubehead · 01-01-2015, 11:50 AM

I recently watch home alone 1 and 2 just saying if their was a kid like Macaulay Culkin he would be really scared facing the buglers . if I was that age I be so scaried I wouldn't know what to do. my favorite is home alone 2 lost in new York I love the part were he got caught steeling his dad credit card then he goes back to the hotel to get his stuff then he has old ganged movie then the main guy says who's their then he say the butler then he said you been smooching with Eddie Moe the guy with the gimpy leg and sal then they started ducking cause they though their was guy with a machine guy that my favorite part. has any one seen 3 or 4? I never seen I seen the third one only bits and parts its ok I heard they were going to make another home alone 3 with Macaulay Culkin as a teenager but he didn't wont to do them any more

isiahthomas · 01-05-2015, 02:27 PM

Here we go again with Tubehead rambling hahahahahahahahahahaha.

Mace Dolex · 01-05-2015, 05:56 PM

I remember me as a kid when I would do something dumb and my parents got mad my mom would say to me "why can't you be smart like that Home Alone kid?".

I mean dude, that kid is just reading lines off a script, in real life no kid could stand up to home burglars.

isiahthomas · 01-05-2015, 05:58 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I agree with you.

Dude111 · 01-25-2025, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by isiahthomas

I love those movies and he was so adorable when he was a kid. He's gotten weird since he's gotten older LOL.

Indeed. He has become a foul mouth attitudish idiot since getting older

I think Part 3 and 4 would have been much better if he did it!!

12-17-2014, 07:07 PM	#1
simmytbone Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 17, 2009 Posts: 1,513	Everything Macaulay Culkin Eats In The 'Home Alone' Movies, Ranked https://www.yahoo.com/food/everythin...380250361.html Everything Macaulay Culkin Eats In The 'Home Alone' Movies, Ranked By: Kristin Hunt \| Thrillist December 17, 2014 Forget being like Mike. In the ’90s, there was only one person every child wanted to be, and it was Kevin McAllister. The dude had alarmingly proficient booby-trap skills, watched Angels with Filthy Souls whenever he damn well pleased, and created the most perfect putdown: “Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof.” But a lot of us fixated particularly hard on his food experiences, which critics have rightfully deemed “the height of luxury”. Not every McAllister meal was created equal, though. With their ABC Family dominance fast approaching, we decided to rank the brief but memorable list of everything Kevin eats in Home Alone and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York — except the Tic Tacs, because THAT WOULD BE RIDICULOUS. 6. Minibar snacks We know Kev’s done well when Rob Schneider opens the door to his cavernous suite inHome Alone 2, but when he sneaks that peek inside the minibar, we realize our man’s hit the jackpot. Fresh, individually wrapped cookies and jelly beans in a fancy glass jar? What is this, The Plaza?! Oh. Right. 5. A “lovely cheese pizza” While those snacks were pretty sweet, they can’t beat the satisfaction of devouring an entire pizza by yourself — especially when you’ve spent your childhood fighting that bed-wetter Fuller for even a slice. We do have to dock some points for presentation (we never see inside the box) and lack of creativity (just cheese, man?), but, to be fair, this is exactly what we would’ve ordered as 8-year-olds. 4. Microwaved mac ‘n cheese We have seen a nuked Kraft family dinner in the flesh, and never once has it looked as beautiful as the stuff Kevin plates right before his maiden battle with Marv and Harry. Seriously, look at that shine! Technically, Kevin runs off before he can dig in, but we have to believe he returned to that otherworldly mac (and milk goblet) the second Old Man Marley knocked the Wet Bandits out. 3. Homemade ice cream sundae In his first flush of freedom, Kevin composes an ice cream sundae that delighted children and horrified dentists in equal measure. That thing was repping at least a dozen scoops — in all different flavors, ‘cause the kid’s a renegade — topped with a kilo of chocolate syrup and cherries on cherries. Naturally, he paired his gooey mountain with a bag of Crunch Tators (RIP) and a can of Pepsi. We assume his eventual sugar-crash nap was just as glorious as the feast. 2. The Plaza ice cream sundae The first effort was admirable, but there’s no beating the Plaza professionals at the sundae game. This dessert buffet was everything our elementary school ice cream socials were not, and, to make things sweeter, it came with a clip of the most important fake sequel of our time, Angels with Even Filthier Souls. Big moment for guys named Cheeks and Little Moe the world over. 1. Limo pizza Eating pizza in a stretch limo with a flute of Coke while the original How the Grinch Stole Christmas plays on TV was and remains the ultimate childhood fantasy. There’s just no question here. Well, except maybe one: how has Drake not written a million songs about this? The people are waiting, Drizzy. *credit: yahoo.com*
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01-01-2015, 11:50 AM	#4
Tubehead Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 12, 2007 Location: chattanooga.tn Posts: 5,139	home alone 1 and 2 I recently watch home alone 1 and 2 just saying if their was a kid like Macaulay Culkin he would be really scared facing the buglers . if I was that age I be so scaried I wouldn't know what to do. my favorite is home alone 2 lost in new York I love the part were he got caught steeling his dad credit card then he goes back to the hotel to get his stuff then he has old ganged movie then the main guy says who's their then he say the butler then he said you been smooching with Eddie Moe the guy with the gimpy leg and sal then they started ducking cause they though their was guy with a machine guy that my favorite part. has any one seen 3 or 4? I never seen I seen the third one only bits and parts its ok I heard they were going to make another home alone 3 with Macaulay Culkin as a teenager but he didn't wont to do them any more

12-31-2014, 04:20 PM	#2
isiahthomas Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Aug 20, 2002 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 10,704	Wow he was eating good in Home Alone 1 and 2 hahahahahahahahahahaha. I love those movies and he was so adorable when he was a kid. He's gotten weird since he's gotten older LOL.

01-01-2015, 07:51 AM	#3
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 36,538	I LOVE part 1 and 2

01-05-2015, 02:27 PM	#5
isiahthomas Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Aug 20, 2002 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 10,704	Here we go again with Tubehead rambling hahahahahahahahahahaha.

01-05-2015, 05:56 PM	#6
Mace Dolex Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 12, 2013 Posts: 2,670	I remember me as a kid when I would do something dumb and my parents got mad my mom would say to me "why can't you be smart like that Home Alone kid?". I mean dude, that kid is just reading lines off a script, in real life no kid could stand up to home burglars.

01-05-2015, 05:58 PM	#7
isiahthomas Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Aug 20, 2002 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 10,704	Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I agree with you.