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12-17-2014, 01:48 PM
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The 12 Days of Unsolved Mysteries
Let's do this classic up, Unsolved Style, post your best version!
On the 12th day of Unsolved, Robert Stack played for me: 12 Unnamed saviors 11 Unsolved Murders 10 80s hair dos 9 Scary sketches 8 random updates 7 recreations 6 haunted hotels 5 LYING PERPS (bum bum bum) 4 calling tipsters 3 Dead rock stars 2 Mary Morri (shut up, it should be the plural) and Resurrection Mary Again! |
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12-17-2014, 02:09 PM
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
12 Tim McClure lies 11 mistaken witnesses 10 wiseguy-isms 9 "I'm not sure how that could have happened's" 8 phony leads 7 Jule Caylor salads 6 Liz Carmichael wigs 5 golden rings (stolen by the Dinnertime Bandit) 4 overzealous prosecutors 3 spin-off series 2 Wacky Wackers + a case of Satanic Panic!! |
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12-17-2014, 02:12 PM
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On the 12th day of Unsolved, RS played for me:
"12 stitches to the inch! You've only done 11!" 10 missing persons 9 Cokeville reruns 8 anonymous letters 7 Lost Love stories 6 bank robberies 5 YEARS FOR FRAUUUD 4 missing crew members 3 pre-Stack specials 2 twins blaming one another And here's a hope that you'll never, ever leave my TV! |
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"Why is she lying?, it makes me wonder. What is she hiding?, it makes me wonder." Go Vols! |
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12-17-2014, 03:49 PM
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12-17-2014, 04:51 PM
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On the 12th day of Unsolved, My Bob Stack gave to me...
12 Gelatinous goo drops 11 Viewer tips 10 Altered voices 9 Tony Alamo jackets 8 Skunk Apes 7 Psychic Visions 6 L'enfant phone calls 5 Goooooooold baaaaaaaaaaaars (from Doc and Babe Noss)..... 4 Poisoned milk shakes 3 Son of Sam Suspects 2 Invisible stalkers and a 1-800-876-5353!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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12-18-2014, 09:17 PM
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On the Twelve Days of Unsolved Robert Stack gave to me:
Twelve Detectives Detecting Eleven UFO Sightings Ten Special Alerts Nine Ladies Missing Eight Sammy Wheelers Seven Perps a Singing Six Suicides That Were Murders Five Magic Rocks Four Calling Pervs Three Fake Countesses Two Dale Cars And Lisa Penz with an enormous Bonnie! |
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12-18-2014, 11:08 PM
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Hilarious. Well done, friend. |
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12-19-2014, 01:25 AM
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On the 12 days of UM Robert Stack scared the crap outta me [with]:
12. blurred out faces 11. unidentified bodies 10. perv's a pervin 9. oversized glasses 8. ufo abductions 7. creepy carwashes 6. cyanide cocktails 5. gooooolden flaaaaaaaakes 4. distorted voices 3. demonic grandmothers 2. questionable amnesia's and a mommy is in the trees |
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12-19-2014, 07:55 AM
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I literally lol'd at "pervs a pervin"!
 Love it.
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12-20-2014, 06:33 PM
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on the 12th day of Christmas Unsolved mysteries gave to me:
12 circleville letters 11 unidentified bodies 10 missing persons 9 fraud victims 8 unsolved murders 7 fugitives 6 updates 5 final appeals 4 scary sketches 3 liars 2 desperate parents 1 Robert Stack |
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12-20-2014, 08:07 PM
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On the twelfth day of Unsolved, Farina gave to me:
12 creepy sketches 11 apparitions 10 ogopogos 9 chupacabras 8 Roberts Stacking 7 skunk apes stinking 6 sketchy sightings 5 alibis! 4 guilty husbands 3 Wackers wacking 2 Clarence Roberts And a sinister conspiracy! |
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