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Blackout · 12-06-2014, 06:27 PM

what are your favorite Jazz lines?

Blackout · 02-19-2015, 04:51 PM

anybody?

Mark Mallard · 03-08-2016, 07:15 PM

I've gotcha! Here are a few hot gems:

(*gets out of the car trunk and sees the gas station restaurant*) "Wow...COLLEGE!"
-from "You Bet Your Life"

Jazz: "Man, this victory party is WEAK!"
Will: "That's because we lost, Jazz."
-from "I Know Why the Caged Bird Screams"

"Hey, landlord, do I detect a hazardous stairwell?" (*throws himself down a flight of stairs*)
-from "Slum Like It...Not!"

EccentricGenius · 01-11-2017, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackout

what are your favorite Jazz lines?

"You on a roll with a side of slaw" and "That boy put the 'e' in 'ignit'" are two of my all-time favorite Jazz lines. Coincidentally, Jazz uttered both of those lines in season three's "You Bet Your Life," guest-starring championship boxer Riddick Bowe.

12-06-2014, 06:27 PM	#1
Blackout Sart Bimpson Senior Member Join Date: Jan 13, 2003 Location: where the sun rises Posts: 2,236	Favorite lines by Jazzy Jeff? what are your favorite Jazz lines?
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02-19-2015, 04:51 PM	#2
Blackout Sart Bimpson Senior Member Join Date: Jan 13, 2003 Location: where the sun rises Posts: 2,236	anybody?

03-08-2016, 07:15 PM	#3
Mark Mallard Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 26, 2013 Location: United States of America Posts: 104	I've gotcha! Here are a few hot gems: (gets out of the car trunk and sees the gas station restaurant) "Wow...COLLEGE!" -from "You Bet Your Life" Jazz: "Man, this victory party is WEAK!" Will: "That's because we lost, Jazz." -from "I Know Why the Caged Bird Screams" "Hey, landlord, do I detect a hazardous stairwell?" (throws himself down a flight of stairs) -from "Slum Like It...Not!"