Family Guy Episode Ideas

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Raising Stewie-Zona:

In Arizona, an infertile redneck couple was looking up babies to adopt on the internet. The man is a former crook, and the woman is a cop. They see Stewie's picture and plan to kidnap him so they can be a family. Brian is fed up with life with the Griffins, and sick and tired of the same things they do over and over again. Peter gets the whole neighborhood to do a pornographic version of The Hunger Games, and invites Brian, and Quagmire tells him not to. Peter says Brian can never be part of Peter's anitcs with the guys because Quagmire hates him. Then Brian beats up Quagmire and screams at him and runs into the house declaring his hatred for the same crap. Chris and Meg are scared and believe they're part of the problem, too. Brian says they're not. The goes into Stewie's room and he wants Brian to play Days of Our Lives with him. Then Brian screams at Stewie telling him he's the root cause of all of Brian's problems. He's tired of always going on adventures with him, plus, hates the fact that Stewie has lowbrow vulgar tastes. As Brian leaves he declares he wants a change in his life. Then the redneck former crook and his cop wife are now in Rhode Island to get Stewie. The crook sneaks into Stewie's bedroom and kidnaps him and him and his wife go back to Arizona. An Arizona license plate from the redneck couple's car hits Brian as he was chasing the car down the street. Brian sees the whole thing unfold before his eyes and cries that he got after Stewie. Since Peter and the neighborhood were too busy, he recruits Chris and Meg to go help him find Stewie in Arizona and bring him back to Quahog. Brian is pleased with his adventure because it is the change in his life he was hoping for. He admits it feels good to go on an adventure with Chris and Meg for once. The redneck couple raise Stewie like he is their own, and Stewie hates his new surroundings. (This episode idea is based on the movie Raising Arizona)



The Chronic Demonic:

The Brian and Stewie adventure to end all Brian and Stewie adventures. Lois is pissed at Peter because he is runnung around saying hi to everyone. Like this, "Hi, Crippled Cop!" "Hi, Jewish Pharmacy Owner!" "Hi, token black neighbor!" "Hi, Perverted Airplane Pilot" "Hi,tree! Hi bird, beaver, and squirell, even hi to you, Mr. Snake!" The snake in a tree claims to be harmless who talks like Bruce, and gets killed by a bird, beaver, and squirrel. Stewie runs outside to get the dead snake he is using for his cloning potion. Brian comes into Stewie's bedroom and wants to know what he is doing. Stewie uses the blood from the snake to perfect his potion then it explodes on both Brian and Stewie. Stewie wanted to create the potion to clone himself because he believes it will be easier to destroy the town and take over the world. After the explosion, a whole bunch of evil demonic Brian and Stewie clones wreck havoc on Quahog attacking everyone in sight. They even use Cleveland's house as headquaters to plan their attacks by blowing up his house and Cleveland does that, "No no no no no No"! Thing. As Peter, Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire were walking back from the Clam unaware of the danger that is surrounding the town, they speculate why the popularity of Sonic the Hedgehog declined so quickly. A Brian clone comes after Quagmire with a tank. Nobody believed Quagmire and Peter even tells him to stop pulling Joe's leg. Joe screams , "I resent that!" Quagmire sees the tank and screams and runs home. The Brian clone even shoots at Quagmire and Peter, Cleveland and Joe assume Quagmire was just playing around and ignore the danger Quagmire was in. The Brian clone secretly follows Quagmire home as he was looking up a Bud Light commerical on Youtube. Then the evil Brian clone beats up Quagmire, and even rapes him, too The clones plan attacks at Cleveland's house and want to watch screwball comedy movies to celebrate whenever they attack. They attack Mayor Adam West and call him a loser man child who thinks he's a mayor. They attack Connie D'amico and the popular kids who gang up on Meg in James Woods High. Then they attack Meg and tell her she's the failure of her family and they actually feel sorry for her. Meg comes home with scratches on her face and Peter tells her she has Cat Scratch Fever. They also attack Herbert and Chris and Herbert tries to defend Chris's honor. They even take over the news and tie up and gag Ollie Williams, Tom Tucker, and Joyce Kinney. Then Peter, Joe, Lois, and Bonnie plan to stop the evil Brian and Stewie clones once and for all. Peter kills them all with 'Road House' kicks, and Joe, Lois and Bonnie finish them off with weapons. Once the clones seens to be gone, they all form as a Godzilla-like two headed Brian and Stewie cloned monster. Peter, Joe, Lois, and Bonnie all use the weapons as the Brian and Stewie two headed monster tries to destroy Quahog. Then they use the weapons and found it's weak spot and the evil Brian and Stewie monster is destroyed. Lois, Peter, Joe, and Bonnie get medals. Brian and Stewie wake up to see that the town of Quahog is destroyed and wondered what happened. Stewie then says, "I told you one day victory would be mine!"