A Honeymooners Veterans Day:

[Frank Gannucci]

(Ralph & Ed meet for lunch.)

Ralph: "Did you see the Veterans Day parade Norton? I did."

Ed: "Yeah. I saw all the young and old veterans. The turnout was better than last years."

Ralph: "I wonder what those veterans are thinking about those BUMS. ISIS."

Ed: "I wonder. I am sure that they would love to be over there fighting ISIS and protecting us."

Ralph: "We sure owe them gratitude Norton. Without them, this land probably wouldn't be free."

Ed: "Right there Ralph."

Ralph: "I wonder what it would be like fighting in the war."

Ed: "I don't think you would pass the physical Ralph."

Ralph: "Oh, you are a riot Norton."

Ed: "We might be too old to join the army."

Ralph: "I am not talking about now. I am talking about lets say 40 years ago or longer."

Ed: "Oh. I certainly would love to be over there and fighting for our country."

Ralph: "Me too. Well Norton, it is time for us to have a moment of silence for the veterans who are no longer with us."

(Silence.)

Ralph: "That's good. Veterans are great people."

(They sing a song about veterans.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "HOW SWEET IT IS!"

(Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "I would like to acknowledge several war veterans in the front row."

(Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Ladies and gentlemen, a war veteran himself. Art Carney."

(Crowd cheers as Aart walks on stage and shakes Jackie's hand.)

Jackie: "The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)