UM limericks

[wiseguy182]

There once was a man named Tim McClure
I couldn't understand all the forum allure
As a killer, he was ferocious
His wardrobe was atrocious
Of these things, I am quite sure.

[tiredmike59]

There's a place called Victorio Peak
Where legends add to it's mystique
If you believe what you're told,
It contains lots of gold
And many have gone there to seek.

[justins5256]

This is sooo wrong, but I came up with this on the drive home from work...

There was once a man named Fred
whose friend, Glen, shot him in the head.
Glen was convicted of the crime
and sentenced to serve time
even though he was innocent, or so he said.

[DarkDante]

I must admit I've thought of a few of these over the years although none I'm willing to share here. It's just a recipe for disaster given the nature of most of the cases profiled on the show combined with the fact that this forum is visible enough that we've had the loved one's of those profiled show up here from time to time.

[UMFaninMD]

We could do some with the more sillier segments of the show or just about the show in general:

There's a family that found a rock,
They said "it's magic" but people thought it a crock.
On Unsolved Mysteries they went
A lot of time on it was spent
And after all these years we still like to mock.

We love to watch Unsolved Mysteries that's a fact
It's so fun to reminisce and look back
At the funny 80's hair and clothes
Big glasses that would cover the nose
But in the end we still all miss Robert Stack.

[flytrapp]

Atlanta was the home of a big fat spider.
She went by the name of Bonnie Wilder.
They all thought she was funny,
Til she stole all the money,
And no one on Earth could find her.

[ScaryFog]

There once was a man named Tim McClure.
Who's mother was the victim of murder.
I'm sure you're all with me,
in saying he's guilty,
of having bad hair that's for sure.

[ScaryFog]

There once was a man named DB Cooper.
Who jumped out of a plane like a paratrooper.
He's much braver than me,
Even the thought of this scheme,
makes me so nervous I have to run to the pooper.

[wiseguy182]

Originally Posted by DarkDante

I must admit I've thought of a few of these over the years although none I'm willing to share here. It's just a recipe for disaster given the nature of most of the cases profiled on the show combined with the fact that this forum is visible enough that we've had the loved one's of those profiled show up here from time to time.

but starting a thread about how you're going as Pizza Bandits for Halloween, that's perfectly tasteful.

[DarkDante]

Originally Posted by wiseguy182

but starting a thread about how you're going as Pizza Bandits for Halloween, that's perfectly tasteful.

Wiseguy don't take it so personal. I know you didn't mean any harm. In fact I actually thought the idea was quite creative. Satire though has a way of coming back to bite people in my opinion.

[TheCars1986]

There once was this really stupid segment,
That belief has been universally regnant,
It's got to be virility,
Not statues of fertility,
Because I touched one and never got pregnant.

[tiredmike59]

The rain was described as a goo
Folks thought they'd come down with the flu
Dogs and cats died,
when they ventured outside
To this day they haven't a clue.

[DarkDante]

There once was a sound called a hum
Heard by many yet not by some
For those in it's range it was not a lot of fun
Less for us who had to endure the segment itself
Which just like Cokeville was much overrun

[tiredmike59]

Brushy Bill Roberts was his name
but Billy The Kid was his claim
Folks say that he lied,
even after he died
That all he was after was fame.

[Necco]

There once was a host named Stack
Who had a quite loyal fan pack
When they redid the show
We all said "These blow"
And gave poor Farina such flak.