The Kramdens & Nortons return from France

[Frank Gannucci]

(The Kramdens and Nortons come back to 328 Chauncey Street.)

Ralph: "Home sweet home."

Alice: "What a great trip."

Trixie: "I enjoyed it."

Ed: "I did too. We got to see the Beaches of Normandy."

Ralph: "That was great. Although, you can't put those beaches and Miami Beach in the same sentence."

(Audience cheers.)

Alice: "The bad things I hated is when you exchanged our money to euros, you got them from a guy on the street and as a result, all of us got sent to jail because we had counterfeit money. It happened TWICE."

Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!"

Ed: "How about the time you tried to speak French in a French restaurant and ended up accidentally ordering four orders of 'Closed on Sundays.'? He also ticked people off when he mangeled his French."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "BOY ARE YOU GOING TO GET IT."

Alice: "Hey, I remembered. How about the time when Ralph thought our hotel room was on fire. He doused the crepe-zuzzettes. Only thing is that those things are supposed to be on fire."

Ralph (yells): "YOU READY TO GO TO THE MOON ALICE?"

Trixie: "Other than those incidents, you have to admit that it was a fine vacation."

Ralph: "Yeah, you are right. But, I agree that I thought it was funny when I almost fainted when we were on top of the Eiffel Tower. Hahaha! Yeah, France is a great place."

(They sing a song about France.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Crowd applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)