I haven't laughed at a Sanford and Son in 12 years and tonight it caught me off guard

[TVFactFan]

Fred was hiring some guy to replace lamont in the junk business and the guy showed Fred his Photo ID and the scene went like this

Fred: "That sure is a ugly picture of you"

Young Guy: "Oh I took that picture early in the morning"

Fred: "If you that ugly in the morning, you that ugly at night too"



LMAO

[s&sfan4life]

Originally Posted by TVFactFan

Fred was hiring some guy to replace lamont in the junk business and the guy showed Fred his Photo ID and the scene went like this

Fred: "That sure is a ugly picture of you"

Young Guy: "Oh I took that picture early in the morning"

Fred: "If you that ugly in the morning, you that ugly at night too"



LMAO

Yes, that episode is one of my all time favorites!!! Another absolutely crazy line was when Lamont came back from working at big nose Backstrom's junkyard all dirty and exhausted. He told Fred that (at his new job) he had people working under him. And Fred responded, well if you got people working under you, they must be still buried!!!! LOL everytime he delivers that line, I laugh at it like its the first time I've heard it!!

[Wawwie]

One of my favorite Fred Sanford jokes is when he is at that escort place to apply for a job and the unattractive lady says something like: "If you're a doctor, then I'm an airplane pilot" and Fred says: "I can believe that.... you got extra baggage in your tail section..."

Fred said a lot of funny stuff.

[s&sfan4life]

Originally Posted by Wawwie

One of my favorite Fred Sanford jokes is when he is at that escort place to apply for a job and the unattractive lady says something like: "If you're a doctor, then I'm an airplane pilot" and Fred says: "I can believe that.... you got extra baggage in your tail section..."

Fred said a lot of funny stuff.

Speaking of applying for jobs, one of my favorites is when Lamont went to the Employment office. The man asked him about his education and Lamont said (when he was last in school) he was working toward his PhD. The man responds, oh? how far did you get and Lamont responds, about the 10th grade....oh my goodness. That was absolutely hilarious!!!!

[Bonniegirl]

When Julio's sister and nephew came to California and they stayed with Fred for some reason. I think they were allergic to the goat or something? The boy starts school and comes home all upset. Fred goes with the mother to the school because her English isn't very good. At the school they say the boy isn't keeping up academically with the rest of the class. The mother looks at Fred because she doesn't understand so he attempts to translate and says

" El son o is el dummo"!!! That cracks me up all the time .

[tlc38tlc38]

Originally Posted by bonniegirl62

When Julio's sister and nephew came to California and they stayed with Fred for some reason. I think they were allergic to the goat or something? The boy starts school and comes home all upset. Fred goes with the mother to the school because her English isn't very good. At the school they say the boy isn't keeping up academically with the rest of the class. The mother looks at Fred because she doesn't understand so he attempts to translate and says

" El son o is el dummo"!!! That cracks me up all the time .

That's a really funny episode.

Most of my favorite "Fredisms" are from episodes with Aunt Esther.