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VioletRutherford · 03-08-2002, 03:12 PM

The one thing that I've always loved about "The Honeymooners"were the punchlines. Most of which we're insults regarding Ralph's weight!!! lol!!! Which was your favorite??

1)"My career is stuffing jelly into donuts."

2)"Fifteen years ago. I caught three hundred pounds of blubber."

3)"Your salary couldn't drip out."

4)"If that's the Good Humor man, get me a popsicle."

5)"You don't need anything to keep you weight down. You need something to hold it up."

haminahamina · 07-27-2003, 11:17 PM

"Two pounds of bologna in a 1 pound bag"

"I don't care if you burn"

"I'm calling belview 'cause you're nuts"

"She aint such a bad old crow at that"

"Save your jokes for the butcher"

The list goes on and on ..

Dude111 · 03-04-2024, 11:40 PM

If thats the Good Humour man,get me a popsicle..

cd637299 · 03-05-2024, 12:55 AM

(Alice’s mother?—->) I didn’t lose a daughter. I gained a ton!

cd

Dude111 · 03-05-2024, 07:55 PM

Hehe thats a good one also!!

GameShowFan · 03-17-2024, 07:12 PM

From "Alice and the Blonde" when the blonde said "Your husband certainly is a treasure" to Alice, moments later Alice says to Trixie "A treasure...if he keeps this up for much longer he's going to be a BURIED treasure." Sensational!

View Poll Results: Favorite Punchline
"My career is stuffing jelly into donuts."	1	9.09%
"Fifteen years ago. I caught three hundred pounds of blubber."	4	36.36%
"Your salary couldn't drip out."	3	27.27%
"If that's the Good Humor man, get me a popsicle."	3	27.27%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 11. You may not vote on this poll

03-08-2002, 03:12 PM	#1
VioletRutherford Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 06, 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 45	Great Punchlines!! The one thing that I've always loved about "The Honeymooners"were the punchlines. Most of which we're insults regarding Ralph's weight!!! lol!!! Which was your favorite?? 1)"My career is stuffing jelly into donuts." 2)"Fifteen years ago. I caught three hundred pounds of blubber." 3)"Your salary couldn't drip out." 4)"If that's the Good Humor man, get me a popsicle." 5)"You don't need anything to keep you weight down. You need something to hold it up."

07-27-2003, 11:17 PM	#2
haminahamina Bangzoom Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 27, 2003 Location: New York Posts: 17	"Two pounds of bologna in a 1 pound bag" "I don't care if you burn" "I'm calling belview 'cause you're nuts" "She aint such a bad old crow at that" "Save your jokes for the butcher" The list goes on and on ..
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03-04-2024, 11:40 PM	#3
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 35,985	If thats the Good Humour man,get me a popsicle..

03-05-2024, 12:55 AM	#4
cd637299 cd637299 Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 14, 2022 Location: South Florida Posts: 848	(Alice’s mother?—->) I didn’t lose a daughter. I gained a ton! cd

03-05-2024, 07:55 PM	#5
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 35,985	Hehe thats a good one also!!

03-17-2024, 07:12 PM	#6
GameShowFan Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 07, 2019 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 32	From "Alice and the Blonde" when the blonde said "Your husband certainly is a treasure" to Alice, moments later Alice says to Trixie "A treasure...if he keeps this up for much longer he's going to be a BURIED treasure." Sensational!