Ralph Kramden, a NY NBA fan? (Part 7)

[Frank Gannucci]

(The Brooklyn Nets won the Eastern Conference semifinals, 4 games to 3, by beating the Toronto Raptors 104-103.)

(Alice & Trixie are in the kitchen.)

Trixie: "Alice, any moment our husbands are going to come in hottin' and hollerin' about that Nets game."

Alice: "Yeah."

Ralph (from hallway, yells): "YEAH NORTON! WHAT A THRILLER! NOW THE NETS WILL PLAY NEAR THAT FUN AND SUN CAPITAL OF THE WORLD, MIAMI BEACH."

(Audience cheers.)

(Ralph & Ed enter. Audience applauds.)

Ed: "What a thriller Ralph-ie boy! I thought you would get a heart attack when the Nets almost lost."

Ralph: "Now, the Nets will play a real tough team in the Heat but it will be a dream match for me. You know that LeBron James went to Miami Beach to cement his legacy that he wouldn't be able to do in Cleveland. You know, I should move down to Miami Beach just to play golf all year."

(Audience cheers because that is what Jackie did in real life.)

Alice: "Ralph, you are yelling like the Nets won the NBA title. They only advanced to the second round."

Ralph: "So? Now the Nets will be all pumped up and maybe facing a lathargic Heat. The Heat haven't played in a week."

Ed: "That may be a disadvantage to the Heat."

Trixie: "You might be right Ed."

Ralph: "But now, the Nets will get the honor of playing near that action city, Miami Beach."

(Audience cheers as the four get ready to sing. They sing a song that praises Miami Beach. After that, the crowd cheers loudly.)

(Audience cheers as Jackie walks on stage.)

Jackie: "Thank you. Folks, we mean it when we say the things we do about Miami Beach."

(Audience cheers.)

Jackie: "The Miami Baech crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)