Ralph Kramden, a NY NBA fan? (Part 6)

[Frank Gannucci]

(The Brooklyn Nets best the Toronto Raptors 97-83.)

(Ralph & Ed come home from the game.)

Ralph: "Boy Norton, what a game."

Alice: "Ralph, it is 12am. People are sleeping."

Ed: "Alice, the Nets are one win away from advancing."

Ralph: "Yes, one win away from playing near that action city Miami Beach."

(Audience cheers.)

Ed: "Boy, the Nets played like Chris Bosh, Dwayne Wade and LeBron James."

Ralph: "After the Nets win game 7, they will show those three how to play basketball."

Alice: "Ralph, are you aware of how good those three are? The Heat have been to the big dance three times in a row and they may do it again this year."

(Crowd cheers.)

Ralph: "Alice, if you are defecting, BANG ZOOM TO THE MOON!"

Ed: "Ralph, she has a point. The Heat are tough. As a matter of fact, I know something about the Heat."

Ralph: "What is it Norton?"

Ed: "Do you want to know?"

Ralph: "Yes."

Ed: "Do you REALLY want to know?"

Ralph: "Yes."

Ed: "Are you SURE you..."

Ralph (yells): "WILL YOU COME ON?"

Ed: "I know that the Heat are the odds on favorites to win it all."

(Crowd cheers.)

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)