Ralph Kramden, a NY NBA fan? (Part 1):

[Frank Gannucci]

(The Brooklyn Nets beat the Toronto Raptors 94-87.)

(Ralph & Ed come into the Kramden apartment.)

Ralph: "WOOOOOOW! What a game Norton."

Ed: "Those Raptors played like ancient dinosaurs. In other words, they played like themselves. Ha ha."

Ralph: "Those Nets really wiped the floor with them. I got a feeling that they are going to advance to the NBA finals for the first time in 11 years."

Ed: "I bet that poor, misguided soul Joe Fenstablau is upset."

Ralph: "That BUM is upset. He he he. He wanted the Nets to get swept. What a sneak. I think that the Raptors are going to get swept."

Ed: "I think you are right there Ralph."

Ralph: "You know I wanted to play basketball but I was too short."

Ed: "Too short? It looks like you were..."

Ralph (yells): "DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT!"

Ed: "I played basketball when I was a kid. I was pretty good. But, even if I went to high school and played really good basketball, I wouldn't want to be in the NBA."

Ralph: "Why not?"

Ed: "I can't stand the thought of being on a sweaty court all day long when I could be in a nice sewer."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "I predict that this will be the year that the Nets win the NBA title."

(THey both sing a song about the Nets winning the NBA title.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. Art Carney, ladies and gentlemen."

(The crowd applauds as Art comes on stage and shakes Jackie's hand.)

Jackie: "As always, the Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)