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tiredmike59 · 04-17-2014, 02:11 PM

I wanted to get to the store before it got crowded at lunch hour and the pants I wanted to wear were in the dryer. I grabbed them and quickly put them on and hurried out to the car. As I was driving I was getting the feeling I was sitting on something but I couldn't find anything when I would reach under me. I got to the parking lot and figured out that there was an article of clothing that was inside the back of my pants all wadded up by then and just below my back pocket. I didn't feel like driving all the way back home and I wasn't about to stand in the parking lot with my pants down trying to remove what was jammed back there so I decided to ignore it until I got done shopping. It was a softball size bulge back there and I hoped they wouldn't think that I crapped myself or stole something. I was ready to answer any questions by the time I got to the checkout lane. " It's not a tumor ."

treky · 04-17-2014, 05:07 PM

well? What was it?

AB · 04-17-2014, 06:22 PM

It's a wonder it didn't slip out while you were shopping.

tiredmike59 · 04-17-2014, 06:51 PM

It was another pair of underwear. It clung to the inside of the pants,too much static because I had run out of those sheets for the dryer.

ponytail · 04-18-2014, 06:09 AM

That is funny!

Coffeecup · 04-21-2014, 10:00 PM

I recommend you look inside your clothes before putting them on. I did have to laugh at your thoughts of what people might think.

04-17-2014, 02:11 PM	#1
tiredmike59 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 05, 2010 Location: OUTLAW STATE {MO} Posts: 1,868	An embarrassing day I wanted to get to the store before it got crowded at lunch hour and the pants I wanted to wear were in the dryer. I grabbed them and quickly put them on and hurried out to the car. As I was driving I was getting the feeling I was sitting on something but I couldn't find anything when I would reach under me. I got to the parking lot and figured out that there was an article of clothing that was inside the back of my pants all wadded up by then and just below my back pocket. I didn't feel like driving all the way back home and I wasn't about to stand in the parking lot with my pants down trying to remove what was jammed back there so I decided to ignore it until I got done shopping. It was a softball size bulge back there and I hoped they wouldn't think that I crapped myself or stole something. I was ready to answer any questions by the time I got to the checkout lane. " It's not a tumor ."

04-17-2014, 05:07 PM	#2
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	well? What was it?
	__________________ the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies. Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?" clerk: "Madam, those are rubies." Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her." clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady." Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."

04-17-2014, 06:22 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	It's a wonder it didn't slip out while you were shopping.

04-17-2014, 06:51 PM	#4
tiredmike59 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 05, 2010 Location: OUTLAW STATE {MO} Posts: 1,868	It was another pair of underwear. It clung to the inside of the pants,too much static because I had run out of those sheets for the dryer.

04-18-2014, 06:09 AM	#5
ponytail Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 20, 2004 Location: In Happy, Healthy, Wealthyville Posts: 4,273	That is funny!

04-21-2014, 10:00 PM	#6
Coffeecup coffeecup. Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 17, 2003 Location: snoozeville Posts: 3,181	I recommend you look inside your clothes before putting them on. I did have to laugh at your thoughts of what people might think.