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Ohio8 · 03-30-2014, 04:37 PM

Bull (to Harry): "Sir!...1987's just escaped." Dan (sarcastic): "Where does the time go?"

Ryan Chamberlain · 04-18-2014, 07:32 PM

"I have stood next to death, and people liked him better. " -Dan

"You robbed an international house of pancakes. How waffle!" -Harry

Ohio8 · 02-18-2018, 03:10 PM

Mr. Blum: "I saw the whole thing...unclothed bodies writhing around in the grass...contorted dances of lust. Screams of sexual delight."

EccentricGenius · 03-05-2018, 07:47 PM

I always loved it when Russian immigrant Yakov Korolenko (Yakov Smirnoff) would utter "Jail? No jail!" whenever Harry mentioned the word "jail" in front of Yakov.

AB · 03-06-2018, 05:02 PM

Mac: "Bull has got himself a girlfriend."
Dan: "Really? Animal, mineral or vegetable?"

EccentricGenius · 03-07-2018, 01:59 AM

I think Bull (Richard Moll) had some of the most memorable lines in the pilot episode ("All You Need Is Love"), wouldn't you agree? Here are three of my favorites:

"I think that's mercurial."
"Does a bear extravasate in the forest?"
"Let's put a lid on this assiduousness."

Enjoy!

AB · 03-07-2018, 04:42 PM

Harry: "Bull, where did that baby come from?"

Bull: "You don't know where babies come from, sir?"

EccentricGenius · 03-21-2018, 03:13 PM

The late, great Phil Leeds--best known for his brief but memorable role alongside Patrick Swayze in "Ghost"--had a memorable line (playing a nameless defendant claiming to be God) in season one's "Death Threat":

"Some people I give wisdom. Some people I give talent. Pia Zadora I gave nothing."

MA · 03-21-2018, 03:33 PM

Oscar: Get your hands off my girlfriend. What are you a creep?

Dan saying something to Oscar about him being a pipsqueak.

In my opinion, those are some funny lines along with Dan's monologue as "The Phantom Of The Courthouse".

AB · 03-21-2018, 06:25 PM

Dan: Objection!
Harry: Overruled.
Dan: Exception!
Harry: Noted.
Dan: Frustration!
Harry: Vented.

MA · 03-21-2018, 06:27 PM

You robbed an international house of pancakes. How waffle - Harry T. Stone.

AB · 03-26-2018, 04:24 PM

Dan: [about his parents] "Those people represent everything I have fought to
get away from my entire life."

Harry: "Dan, they can't be that bad."

Dan: "God, Harry! They're Democrats!"

Harry: "I stand corrected."

AB · 04-03-2018, 06:47 PM

Art Fensterman: "It's probably not that important, sir, but remember the fourth floor?"
Harry Stone: "Yeah?"
Art Fensterman: "It's not there anymore"

MA · 04-06-2018, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AB

Art Fensterman: "It's probably not that important, sir, but remember the fourth floor?"
Harry Stone: "Yeah?"
Art Fensterman: "It's not there anymore"

What's your favorite episode of the show?

AB · 04-07-2018, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikaelaArsenault

What's your favorite episode of the show?

I have several favorites. I like "Dan's Boss" episode and I also like "The Apartment" and "Walk Away Renee". Plus several others.

03-30-2014, 04:37 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,896	Fave Quotes Bull (to Harry): "Sir!...1987's just escaped." Dan (sarcastic): "Where does the time go?"
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04-18-2014, 07:32 PM	#2
Ryan Chamberlain Return Of The Silverburg 2018! Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 10, 2011 Location: Still hiding in Miles Silverburg's closet. Posts: 663	"I have stood next to death, and people liked him better. " -Dan "You robbed an international house of pancakes. How waffle!" -Harry
	__________________ *Despite my username. I am a chick. I go chirp. But, what does the fox say?* Night Court, The Simpsons, Pre-Cartini General Hospital, Step By Step, Murphy Brown, Three's Company and Perfect Strangers fan forever! "You can't put a porcupine in a barn, set it on fire, and expect to make licorice" -Dana Carvey *You robbed an international house of pancakes. How waffle-Harry T. Stone. <3* Goodnight, sweet prince. Harry Anderson 1952-2018

03-21-2018, 03:33 PM	#9
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,138	Oscar: Get your hands off my girlfriend. What are you a creep? Dan saying something to Oscar about him being a pipsqueak. In my opinion, those are some funny lines along with Dan's monologue as "The Phantom Of The Courthouse".
	__________________ ~-Mikaela-~

02-18-2018, 03:10 PM	#3
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,896	Mr. Blum: "I saw the whole thing...unclothed bodies writhing around in the grass...contorted dances of lust. Screams of sexual delight."

03-05-2018, 07:47 PM	#4
EccentricGenius Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 30, 2015 Posts: 766	I always loved it when Russian immigrant Yakov Korolenko (Yakov Smirnoff) would utter "Jail? No jail!" whenever Harry mentioned the word "jail" in front of Yakov.

03-06-2018, 05:02 PM	#5
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Mac: "Bull has got himself a girlfriend." Dan: "Really? Animal, mineral or vegetable?"

03-07-2018, 01:59 AM	#6
EccentricGenius Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 30, 2015 Posts: 766	I think Bull (Richard Moll) had some of the most memorable lines in the pilot episode ("All You Need Is Love"), wouldn't you agree? Here are three of my favorites: "I think that's mercurial." "Does a bear extravasate in the forest?" "Let's put a lid on this assiduousness." Enjoy!

03-07-2018, 04:42 PM	#7
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Harry: "Bull, where did that baby come from?" Bull: "You don't know where babies come from, sir?"

03-21-2018, 03:13 PM	#8
EccentricGenius Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 30, 2015 Posts: 766	The late, great Phil Leeds--best known for his brief but memorable role alongside Patrick Swayze in "Ghost"--had a memorable line (playing a nameless defendant claiming to be God) in season one's "Death Threat": "Some people I give wisdom. Some people I give talent. Pia Zadora I gave nothing."

03-21-2018, 06:25 PM	#10
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Dan: Objection! Harry: Overruled. Dan: Exception! Harry: Noted. Dan: Frustration! Harry: Vented.

03-21-2018, 06:27 PM	#11
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,138	You robbed an international house of pancakes. How waffle - Harry T. Stone.

03-26-2018, 04:24 PM	#12
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Dan: [about his parents] "Those people represent everything I have fought to get away from my entire life." Harry: "Dan, they can't be that bad." Dan: "God, Harry! They're Democrats!" Harry: "I stand corrected."

04-03-2018, 06:47 PM	#13
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Art Fensterman: "It's probably not that important, sir, but remember the fourth floor?" Harry Stone: "Yeah?" Art Fensterman: "It's not there anymore"