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JamesG · 03-11-2014, 04:53 PM

Johnny Carson Sex Tape Being Shopped
Mar 10th, 2014
by Peter Warren

Right on the heels of Jay Leno stepping down as host of "The Tonight Show", his legendary predecessor has suddenly shot back into the spotlight in an unexpected way.

The late and notoriously private Johnny Carson has reportedly shown up in a newly surfaced sex tape circa the 1970s that is being shopped around to private buyers.

TMZ reported Saturday that Carson's partner in the footage "appears to be one of his wives—it's unclear which one" and that it "opens with a naked dark-haired Carson masturbating by a pool," after which the woman performs oral sex on him for about five minutes, followed by a 20-minute sex scene in Carson's bedroom.

The TMZ story also noted that according to those who've seen the footage, Carson is "hung like a horse—seriously, porn star status."

All of this has been corroborated by celebrity sex tape broker Kevin Blatt, who told AVN that the tape has not yet been sold, but confirmed, "I can say a private seller is looking for a private collector."

Blatt jokingly added, "It's a great day for white men everywhere ... his penis is about 11 inches. It could have probably reached Ed McMahon on the couch."

http://business.avn.com/articles/vid...ed-551836.html

cleverfun3000 · 03-11-2014, 07:39 PM

They're already selling a bootleg copy of this tape on the street corners of New York City. I don't see myself watching old people make whoopie - even if it were for free.

Retro4Life · 03-12-2014, 09:55 PM

Are you saying if he were 20 years younger, you WOULD be interested?

ohmrwilson · 03-12-2014, 11:53 PM

I guess Conan or Jimmy Fallon or David Letterman or Jimmy Kimmel or Seth Meyers would want to watch this, they never could stack up to Johnny.

Johnny was always the greatest and always will be.

Ryan Chamberlain · 03-13-2014, 07:37 AM

Oh dear God. Why did I read this?

I feel like projectile vomiting now. LOL.

JLThorpe · 03-26-2014, 03:57 PM

At one point in the tape, Johnny says "That's so hot", and then a bunch of people scream out "HOW HOT WAS IT?"

Dude111 · 03-27-2014, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by cleverfun3000

They're already selling a bootleg copy of this tape on the street corners of New York City. I don't see myself watching old people make whoopie - even if it were for free.

No I wouldnt either..... I dont look @ johnny carson like that

Nickolas086 · 03-29-2014, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Dude111

No I wouldnt either..... I dont look @ johnny carson like that

Neither do I.

installLSC · 03-30-2014, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by JLThorpe

At one point in the tape, Johnny says "That's so hot", and then a bunch of people scream out "HOW HOT WAS IT?"

The best post this year.
Who on earth wants to watch this? I could right now list a couple of hundred of TV personalities I'd rather watch than Johnny.

Retro4Life · 03-30-2014, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by installLSC

The best post this year.
Who on earth wants to watch this? I could right now list a couple of hundred of TV personalities I'd rather watch than Johnny.

Well, I don't want to watch it, but my guess is a lot of folks will, not based on any real prurient interest, but rather a voyeuristic "peek" into a HUGE celebrity's very private moments. I figure it won't be so much a case of "Gosh, this is erotic watching Johnny have sex", but more "what's he saying? how does he treat his partner? is he drinking, laughing?" etc. Carson was in my ways, the "sphinx" of Hollywood; we knew his onscreen persona, but he was VERY private off. This tape, allegedly, breaks that wall and people will be interested in it.

People just never get enough of looking into other people's windows, unfortunately.

03-11-2014, 04:53 PM	#1
JamesG Freakshow Moderator Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 01, 2008 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 57,230	Johnny Carson Sex Tape Surfaces Johnny Carson Sex Tape Being Shopped Mar 10th, 2014 by Peter Warren Right on the heels of Jay Leno stepping down as host of "The Tonight Show", his legendary predecessor has suddenly shot back into the spotlight in an unexpected way. The late and notoriously private Johnny Carson has reportedly shown up in a newly surfaced sex tape circa the 1970s that is being shopped around to private buyers. TMZ reported Saturday that Carson's partner in the footage "appears to be one of his wives—it's unclear which one" and that it "opens with a naked dark-haired Carson masturbating by a pool," after which the woman performs oral sex on him for about five minutes, followed by a 20-minute sex scene in Carson's bedroom. The TMZ story also noted that according to those who've seen the footage, Carson is "hung like a horse—seriously, porn star status." All of this has been corroborated by celebrity sex tape broker Kevin Blatt, who told AVN that the tape has not yet been sold, but confirmed, "I can say a private seller is looking for a private collector." Blatt jokingly added, "It's a great day for white men everywhere ... his penis is about 11 inches. It could have probably reached Ed McMahon on the couch." http://business.avn.com/articles/vid...ed-551836.html Attached Images

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cleverfun3000 Member Senior Member Join Date: Sep 18, 2008 Location: Manhattan Posts: 1,685	They're already selling a bootleg copy of this tape on the street corners of New York City. I don't see myself watching old people make whoopie - even if it were for free.

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JLThorpe Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 21, 2011 Posts: 52	At one point in the tape, Johnny says "That's so hot", and then a bunch of people scream out "HOW HOT WAS IT?"