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FolFanatic151 · 03-03-2002, 06:22 PM

Ok, my fellow FOL fans, we have a HUGE, GIGANTIC problem on our hands. Brace yourselves...Karli (Lisa Whelchel Forever) has declared that she is not obsessed with FOL. I repeat NOT obsessed. She said, and I quote, "I'm sick of Lisa Whelchel." What are we to do?????? She is close to being taken over by "Designing Women". We can't let this happen! We can't lose one of our most faithful, devoted, and obsessed FOLer. We need your help! Karli needs your help! Please help now! Operators are standing by.

Czas na Zywiec · 03-03-2002, 06:52 PM

OMG! NOOOO! Okay, here's the plan. We drive up to her house in this big black van right before she gets home from school. When we see her walking up to her house, FolFanatic151, you jump out of the van, grab her, and bring her into the back of the van. Then we tie her up and head for the big house on the hill to deprogram her. We make her watch hours and hours and hours of FOL until she's like "Designing what?" Then she shall be okay.

Sorry, I juist couldn't help myself.

Kay Scarpetta · 03-03-2002, 06:54 PM

*smirks* I need to ask TJ to change my name

Warm & Fuzzy · 03-03-2002, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
*smirks* I need to ask TJ to change my name

NO, KARLI! Don't do it! nooo. LOL.

By the way, Great, plan EricMatthews, what can I do?

Czas na Zywiec · 03-03-2002, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
NO, KARLI! Don't do it! nooo. LOL.

By the way, Great, plan EricMatthews, what can I do?

You can tell Karli's parents that she's sleeping over at your house and then you can join us at the big house and make sure the FOL tapes don't mess up.

ABlairican Pie · 03-03-2002, 07:12 PM

KARLI "SICK" OF LISA WHELCHEL????

DID I MISS SOMETHING??? I know that she said she wasn't obsessed with FOL, she doesn't regard obsession as healthy, but HOW COULD SHE SAY SHE'S SICK OF LISA???? SHE DID NOT SAY THAT!!!! WHERE??? SHOW ME WHERE!!!!

Kay Scarpetta · 03-03-2002, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
NO, KARLI! Don't do it! nooo. LOL.

Yessy yes yes yes!!! It shall be-

Jean Smart Forever

-sigh- and of course Joycie is gonna be-

Delta Burke Forever

FolFanatic151 · 03-03-2002, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EricMatthews
OMG! NOOOO! Okay, here's the plan. We drive up to her house in this big black van right before she gets home from school. When we see her walking up to her house, FolFanatic151, you jump out of the van, grab her, and bring her into the back of the van. Then we tie her up and head for the big house on the hill to deprogram her. We make her watch hours and hours and hours of FOL until she's like "Designing what?" Then she shall be okay.

Great plan! I know my role. We'll have to recruit a few more people to join the crew and assign the jobs. Tell me now, where is the "big house on the hill"? Anyways, excellent plan. Let's hope and pray it works. We can't let this girl go down the drain. We can't let the EVIL show (I can't speak the name) take over her brain. We must unite, FOL fans, and save Karli!!! We can't lose one of ours to another show!!! We must do everything we can to save her!!!

FolFanatic151 · 03-03-2002, 07:48 PM

And TJ, I am BEGGING you!!! PLEASE DO NOT CHANGE KARLI's NAME!!! That would be WAY too PERMANENT a change! We cannot lose this girl to another show, another actress, another way of life... Thank you.

Polniaczek033 · 03-03-2002, 07:50 PM

I like your plan Eric Matthews, but does that make me the most obsessed now?

Sorry, Karli needs to get back into shape!

ABlairican Pie · 03-03-2002, 08:10 PM

Yes, I am beginning to like your guys' plan. We just don't want her to go through her life known as "Lisa Whelchel Temporarily".
Seeing that Lisa and the girls are the apostles and prophets of the greatest religion has ever known--FACTSOFLIFEISM--we must do all we can to bring her back into the fold. BUT--I am afraid it is something more than just directing proper thought patterns back to normal. The only answer I can give is:

KARLI IS POSSESSED BY DEMONS!! FULL SCALE EXORCISM REQUIRED!!!!

Lisa and Nancy have experience in this field. Should we call them?

ks · 03-03-2002, 08:17 PM

This post brightened my day

EricMatthews, sounds like you have a good plan there. Just assign me my roll and I'll be sure to carry through on it. Can't let Karli get to far off the path, but she is drifting fast considering on the TD board she stated "she was sick of looking at Lisa's face." Frightening, eh? This plan should go down ASAP

ks

Polniaczek033 · 03-03-2002, 08:41 PM

Does this make MEEEE the most obsessed now?
well does it?

Warm & Fuzzy · 03-03-2002, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EricMatthews

then you can join us at the big house and make sure the FOL tapes don't mess up.

YAY! Does that mean I get to be in charge of what episodes to show?

Let's see...

7 Little Indians
62 Pick-up
Golden Oldies

and um...some more, enough to get Karli back into shape, lol.

Kay Scarpetta · 03-03-2002, 08:49 PM

IT'S TOO LATE!!! I EMAILED TJ [well actually Joyce did cuz she wanted a name change]

But I asked him to change it. MWAHAHAHA!

03-03-2002, 06:22 PM	#1
FolFanatic151 Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 01, 2001 Posts: 1,019	Help!!! Ok, my fellow FOL fans, we have a HUGE, GIGANTIC problem on our hands. Brace yourselves...Karli (Lisa Whelchel Forever) has declared that she is not obsessed with FOL. I repeat NOT obsessed. She said, and I quote, "I'm sick of Lisa Whelchel." What are we to do?????? She is close to being taken over by "Designing Women". We can't let this happen! We can't lose one of our most faithful, devoted, and obsessed FOLer. We need your help! Karli needs your help! Please help now! Operators are standing by.
	__________________ "The arm, Hacksaw!" - Jo ------------------------- Jo: Would you do me a favor? Would you go out and come back in again? Kelly: Why? Jo: So I can lock the door inbetween! ------------------------- Kelly comes into Edna's Edibles Jo: Kid, you're in here and you're breathing. One of those things has got to change.

03-03-2002, 06:54 PM	#3
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	smirks I need to ask TJ to change my name
	__________________ The people who think they know everything about Broadway make me laugh. They've never seen a Broadway play in their life. "oh mi godddd RENT's a mooovie! lyke 525600 minuuuuuuutes!" No. To be a Broadway Freak, you must live, eat, sleep, study, devout, think, obsess, dream, believe Broadway. You must know original & revival casts, soundtracks, performance runs, dates, theatres, numbers, how many Tony Awards A Chorus Line won. You must be Broadway. That's right bitches. I AM Broadway.

03-03-2002, 07:12 PM	#6
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,620	RE: WHAT????? KARLI "SICK" OF LISA WHELCHEL???? DID I MISS SOMETHING??? I know that she said she wasn't obsessed with FOL, she doesn't regard obsession as healthy, but HOW COULD SHE SAY SHE'S SICK OF LISA???? SHE DID NOT SAY THAT!!!! WHERE??? SHOW ME WHERE!!!!

03-03-2002, 07:50 PM	#10
Polniaczek033 believe. Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 26, 2002 Location: edinboro. Posts: 4,634	I like your plan Eric Matthews, but does that make me the most obsessed now? Sorry, Karli needs to get back into shape!
	__________________ mindfulness.

03-03-2002, 08:10 PM	#11
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,620	RE: Deprogramming Karli Yes, I am beginning to like your guys' plan. We just don't want her to go through her life known as "Lisa Whelchel Temporarily". Seeing that Lisa and the girls are the apostles and prophets of the greatest religion has ever known--FACTSOFLIFEISM--we must do all we can to bring her back into the fold. BUT--I am afraid it is something more than just directing proper thought patterns back to normal. The only answer I can give is: KARLI IS POSSESSED BY DEMONS!! FULL SCALE EXORCISM REQUIRED!!!! Lisa and Nancy have experience in this field. Should we call them?

03-03-2002, 06:52 PM	#2
Czas na Zywiec what up Forum Star Join Date: Jun 28, 2001 Location: Southwest Side, Chicago Posts: 18,398	OMG! NOOOO! Okay, here's the plan. We drive up to her house in this big black van right before she gets home from school. When we see her walking up to her house, FolFanatic151, you jump out of the van, grab her, and bring her into the back of the van. Then we tie her up and head for the big house on the hill to deprogram her. We make her watch hours and hours and hours of FOL until she's like "Designing what?" Then she shall be okay. Sorry, I juist couldn't help myself.

03-03-2002, 07:48 PM	#9
FolFanatic151 Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 01, 2001 Posts: 1,019	And TJ, I am BEGGING you!!! PLEASE DO NOT CHANGE KARLI's NAME!!! That would be WAY too PERMANENT a change! We cannot lose this girl to another show, another actress, another way of life... Thank you.

03-03-2002, 08:17 PM	#12
ks Certifiably Insane Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 21, 2000 Location: I live in my hole... Posts: 5,501	This post brightened my day EricMatthews, sounds like you have a good plan there. Just assign me my roll and I'll be sure to carry through on it. Can't let Karli get to far off the path, but she is drifting fast considering on the TD board she stated "she was sick of looking at Lisa's face." Frightening, eh? This plan should go down ASAP ks
	__________________ "Ya gotta have a little faith." C.D. DeLerenzo

03-03-2002, 08:41 PM	#13
Polniaczek033 believe. Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 26, 2002 Location: edinboro. Posts: 4,634	Does this make MEEEE the most obsessed now? well does it?

03-03-2002, 08:49 PM	#15
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	IT'S TOO LATE!!! I EMAILED TJ [well actually Joyce did cuz she wanted a name change] But I asked him to change it. MWAHAHAHA!