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lettucesolve1 · 01-29-2014, 12:18 AM

If you could edit or add onto an existing UM segment or create a new segment altogether what would you title it? What would Robert Stack have as a classy or funny quote?

Here is my fake story: Breaking news Hansen's killer is arrested. "At 8:39am in Burbank, CA Hansen's killer was finally brought to justice. When asked why he stalked the couple the Hispanic killer said: 'I only had $49 dollars in my savings account because I could never learn to save. And when I saw the 49ers license plate standing in front of me I thought it was a sign from above that these earthlings were picking on me'. The killer was then sentenced to 20 years in prison."

also Beverly McGowan case: The travel agent lady says this as she watches "Sam" walk out of the store and around the outside window: "Gosh she reminds me of Liz CarMichael"

kinghere1 · 02-06-2014, 06:23 AM

Mine would have the following elements that used to scare me when I was a kid.
The story would be about a kidnapping and murder.
1. Scored with one of the creepy piano music with lots of stingers like the New Hampshire serial killer segment.
2. An actual 911 phone call recording from the victim saying someone is trying to get in the house.
3. The obligatory scary police sketch.
4. A note from the killer.
5. Body is found tied to a tree, but this time way off the ground and maybe upside down so viewers would wonder what kind of creepy killer would do this.
6. A scene with the killer stalking around outside the house in the dark waiting for the victim.

And of course various friends and family members being interviewed with fabulously teased 80's hair, all wearing Bill Cosbyesque sweaters.

01-29-2014, 12:18 AM	#1
lettucesolve1 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 08, 2013 Location: Duluth, MN Posts: 175	What if you could create your own UM segment? If you could edit or add onto an existing UM segment or create a new segment altogether what would you title it? What would Robert Stack have as a classy or funny quote? Here is my fake story: Breaking news Hansen's killer is arrested. "At 8:39am in Burbank, CA Hansen's killer was finally brought to justice. When asked why he stalked the couple the Hispanic killer said: 'I only had $49 dollars in my savings account because I could never learn to save. And when I saw the 49ers license plate standing in front of me I thought it was a sign from above that these earthlings were picking on me'. The killer was then sentenced to 20 years in prison." also Beverly McGowan case: The travel agent lady says this as she watches "Sam" walk out of the store and around the outside window: "Gosh she reminds me of Liz CarMichael"

02-06-2014, 06:23 AM	#2
kinghere1 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 25, 2013 Location: Howell, NJ Posts: 38	Mine would have the following elements that used to scare me when I was a kid. The story would be about a kidnapping and murder. 1. Scored with one of the creepy piano music with lots of stingers like the New Hampshire serial killer segment. 2. An actual 911 phone call recording from the victim saying someone is trying to get in the house. 3. The obligatory scary police sketch. 4. A note from the killer. 5. Body is found tied to a tree, but this time way off the ground and maybe upside down so viewers would wonder what kind of creepy killer would do this. 6. A scene with the killer stalking around outside the house in the dark waiting for the victim. And of course various friends and family members being interviewed with fabulously teased 80's hair, all wearing Bill Cosbyesque sweaters.