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draccers · 01-25-2014, 11:25 PM

If they were food, what would they be? Admittedly some of their names are already fit to be tailored for such a thing, so here we go!

Family Platters: A Menu

Harriet = Strawberriet

Carl = A big ol' jelly donut just oozing with jelly, enough to clog your arteries!

Stefan = Muffan, a muffin/suave black guy hybrid. Naturally chocolate flavored. I swear it's nothing racist even though I used the word "naturally."

Rachel = Rachel Brand Crunch. So sweet you'll get sick of it and probably spit the raisins out to the side(not because they're black).

3J = 3J Kraft Cheese Slices. Just like the character on the show, you get sick of it and want to barf.

Little Richie = Little Rich Devil's Food cakes.

Waldo = Waldo Geraldo Echilado the Enchilada. It's south of the border crazy how finger lickin good this man is!

Maxine = Rice. I can just imagine going to the store and seeing Maxine's Rice...................I think.

Eddie = Eddie Spaghetti. Naturally with two big ol' meat balls. That were burned. So now they're black. Sprinkle a little Parmesean to represent the pubes. Just like the real thing, they'll stink like cheese.

Myra = The Mya Gyra. A gyro filled with girlie things and sprayed with edible perfume. Play it like an accordian while you eat.

Urkel = Urkel Hot Dog. Not at liberty to say where the Oscar Meyer is sourced from.

The Lieutenant Murtaugh Burgaugh. Comes with two big onion rings shaped like cuffs. Served by reading you your rights to eat and cuffing you with them.

Grandmother Winslow Meatloaf, a big hunk of meatloaf that just sits there dressed in an edible grandma dress. Optional Fletcher dressing on the side.

Judy Cinnabuns, hot, sticky, smothered in white stuff. Just like the real gal and her buns.

wiseguy182 · 02-15-2014, 02:59 AM

The Miss Steuben Reuben: corned beef sandwich that doesn't like being next to the Urkel hot dog.

Laura Win..Slow Roasted Beef: this dish takes time, otherwise she'll get an attitude with you.

Myrtle Turtle ice cream: A nerdy ice cream with pecans.

Aunt Oona from Altoona Tuna: Donna Summer works hard for the money when she makes this tuna casserole.

Rodney pretzel rods

king of comedy · 02-15-2014, 09:02 AM

They all look delicious. LOL!!

wiseguy182 · 02-19-2014, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by king of comedy

They all look delicious. LOL!!

Eddie and Rodney certainly look delicious

01-25-2014, 11:25 PM	#1
draccers Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 07, 2008 Posts: 18	What if the cast of Family Matters were food? If they were food, what would they be? Admittedly some of their names are already fit to be tailored for such a thing, so here we go! Family Platters: A Menu Harriet = Strawberriet Carl = A big ol' jelly donut just oozing with jelly, enough to clog your arteries! Stefan = Muffan, a muffin/suave black guy hybrid. Naturally chocolate flavored. I swear it's nothing racist even though I used the word "naturally." Rachel = Rachel Brand Crunch. So sweet you'll get sick of it and probably spit the raisins out to the side(not because they're black). 3J = 3J Kraft Cheese Slices. Just like the character on the show, you get sick of it and want to barf. Little Richie = Little Rich Devil's Food cakes. Waldo = Waldo Geraldo Echilado the Enchilada. It's south of the border crazy how finger lickin good this man is! Maxine = Rice. I can just imagine going to the store and seeing Maxine's Rice...................I think. Eddie = Eddie Spaghetti. Naturally with two big ol' meat balls. That were burned. So now they're black. Sprinkle a little Parmesean to represent the pubes. Just like the real thing, they'll stink like cheese. Myra = The Mya Gyra. A gyro filled with girlie things and sprayed with edible perfume. Play it like an accordian while you eat. Urkel = Urkel Hot Dog. Not at liberty to say where the Oscar Meyer is sourced from. The Lieutenant Murtaugh Burgaugh. Comes with two big onion rings shaped like cuffs. Served by reading you your rights to eat and cuffing you with them. Grandmother Winslow Meatloaf, a big hunk of meatloaf that just sits there dressed in an edible grandma dress. Optional Fletcher dressing on the side. Judy Cinnabuns, hot, sticky, smothered in white stuff. Just like the real gal and her buns.

02-15-2014, 02:59 AM	#2
wiseguy182 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 11, 2006 Location: Wendy's salad bar Posts: 7,030	The Miss Steuben Reuben: corned beef sandwich that doesn't like being next to the Urkel hot dog. Laura Win..Slow Roasted Beef: this dish takes time, otherwise she'll get an attitude with you. Myrtle Turtle ice cream: A nerdy ice cream with pecans. Aunt Oona from Altoona Tuna: Donna Summer works hard for the money when she makes this tuna casserole. Rodney pretzel rods
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02-15-2014, 09:02 AM	#3
king of comedy Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Aug 31, 2012 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,140	They all look delicious. LOL!!