A Honeymooners New Year's Day:

[Frank Gannucci]

(The Kramdens and Nortons are at the Raccoon Lodge watching the ball drop. The ball just dropped to ring in 2014.)

All (yell): "HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

(Noisemakers are sounded as everyone is kissing their spouses. Ed accidentally blows a noisemaker in Ralph's ear.)

Ralph (yells): "ARRRRRGH! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU NORTON?"

Ed (yells): "SORRY RALPH! I WANTED TO RING IN THE YEAR."

Ralph (yells): "I AM READY TO RING YOU."

(Later on, everyone settles down.)

Ralph: "Norton, what are your New Year's Resolutions?"

Ed: "My resolution is to watch the Honeymooners New Year's Marathon on WPIX and make a petition that it be shown around the country just like the Big Bang Theory is. I want WFOR TV in Miami to show it."

(Audience cheers.)

Ralph ("imitating" Fenwick Babbit): "Norton, you are a nice man."

(Audience laughs wildly.)

(Alice & Trixie come into the picture.)

Alice: "Ralph, we had a better experience here than we expected. But, we are still dissppointed that we couldn't go to Times Square."

Ralph: "All right Alice. I know when I am licked. I'm sorry."

Ed: "So am I Trix."

Alice: "I think we can forgive them Trixie."

Trixie: "Sure."

Ralph: "We will be changed people in 2014. New Year's is all about changing."

(They all sing a song about New Year's. The Raccoons dance in the background.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. I hope that everyone has a safe and happy New Year. The Miami Beach New Year's celebrations are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)