A Honeymooners New Year's Eve:

[Frank Gannucci]

(Ralph & Ed are in the Kramden apartment.)

Ralph: "Boy, what a party we are going to have at the Raccoon Lodge tonight Norton. What did Trixie say when you told her that we won't be going to Times Square tonight?"

Ed: "Very simple. I told her: 'We live in Bensonhurst Trix. Manhattan, NY is CLOSED for New Year's Eve."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "I put my foot down with Alice. Everything I tell her to do, she does it. I am the KING."

Ed: "You're BIG enough for that role."

Ralph: "Oooooh, you are going to get it Norton."

(The girls come out.)

Alice: "Ralph, I hope you don't get drunk at that lodge of yours tonight."

Ralph: "Alice, I NEVER get drunk."

Trixie: "You don't? How about the time where you came home and yelled out the window: 'Hey Mrs. Gallagher, get your cat out of my house.' The only thing was that you didn't see her cat. You had your Raccoon cap on backwards."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph: "Shut up Norton. Let's go and don't embarrass me Alice or I will belt you."

Alice: "Me embarrass YOU?"

(They all leave. They arrive at the Raccoon Lodge. The boys end up drinking. They are watching New Year's Rocking Eve with Ryan Seacrest.)

Ryan (on TV): "This has to be the coldest New Year's on record."

Ed: "Hey, I guess that New York City isn't closed for New Year's."

(Ralph rolls his eyes while everyone is looking surprised at his remark.)

Ralph: "It's a long story everyone. Here's hoping I keep up with my resolutions which are not get in ANY fights as well as to be nice to Alice's mother as well as get in better shape."

Ed: "I know you can do it Ralph. Hey, its almost time for the ball to drop. I hope that it doesn't damage the building."

(Everyone rolls their eyes.)

Ryan (on TV): "Everyone, lets start the countdown to 2014."

Everyone (including Ryan on TV): "10...9...8...7..."

Ralph (yells): 'THE CHAMPAGNE IS NOT KORBEL."

(People laugh.)

Everyone (including Ryan on TV): "...1..."

(To be continued.)