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Sitcomwriter · 02-28-2002, 10:16 PM

Spears As Dazzler??

www.darkhorizons.com reports this rumor:

Wild rumor of the day - pop diva Britney Spears rumored to be up to play the superhero (Who can create light using her mutant abilities) in an adaptation of the Marvel comic.

Comments?

Sitcomwriter · 02-28-2002, 11:34 PM

BUMP!

Warm & Fuzzy · 02-28-2002, 11:51 PM

Well, I personally can't picture Spears as a superhero, that's one.
Two, Marvel comics are for reading...lol
Three, Spears should do nothing else but sing.

Just little thoughts there...

Meg07945 · 03-02-2002, 11:41 PM

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Originally posted by Jo's the bomb

Three, Spears should do nothing else but sing.

She shouldn't even do that

ISmellFine · 03-03-2002, 12:30 AM

AHAAAAHAHA.....thats funny. I think she should put some clothes on and go back to where she came from.

Kay Scarpetta · 03-03-2002, 11:32 AM

Forget it, lol... I'm keeping my opinions to myself this time

Mossopp · 03-03-2002, 01:45 PM

Well, I have no idea who The Dazzler is cos I don't read Marvel comics. But since super-hero chicks often wear revealing costumes, I can think of worse things for Britney to do than play a super-hero chick!
As long as she doesn't do that 'Lost Boys' sequel I'll be happy!

Mossopp
*sticking up for Britney once again*

Warm & Fuzzy · 03-03-2002, 08:27 PM

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Originally posted by Nancy McKeon Rox
AHAAAAHAHA.....thats funny. I think she should put some clothes on and go back to where she came from.

And where exactly IS she from?

Kay Scarpetta · 03-03-2002, 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
And where exactly IS she from?

*says in Southern accent*

Brittney's from Louisiana!

Warm & Fuzzy · 03-04-2002, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever

*says in Southern accent*

Brittney's from Louisiana!

Oh, really? Cool. I didn't know.

Thanks, karli!

Kay Scarpetta · 03-04-2002, 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
Oh, really? Cool. I didn't know. Thanks, karli!

*says in Southern Sugarbaker accent*

Anytime Jenny!!!

Bootsy Whoosh · 03-04-2002, 09:21 PM

For the unititated among you:

Dazzler is a former member of the X-Men. Her mutant ability is to make little dazzling light burts that can occassionally hurt people. So in that repect she is kind of like Jubilee. (another former X-Man and former Wolvie sidekick.)

However, what makes Dazzler really weak is that she only has the ability to create light by absorbing sound waves. So she has to have a source of sound, preferably music, in order to use her power. For this reason, Dazzler (real name Alison Blaire) is a professional singer, and works her light show into her act. (which I never really understood why the audience didn't notice that the light was being produced by Alison and therefore try to kill her, since we all know everyone hates muties

)

She married Longshot (another IMHO very stupid former X-Man, who was from the Mojoverse (not even gonna try to explain that!)and who's incredibly pathetic mutant ability was good luck.) Longshot and Dazzler live in the Mojoverse, and Dazzler hasn't been used in an X-Men storyline since the 80s, if my memory serves. However, she also was friends with members of the Avengers, and even turned down membership in them, so I'm sure she'll resurface in the Marvel universe someday.

On a side note, I actually own Dazzler's first comic book appearence, even though I don't like her character. I got it purely for investment value, since first appearances are generally worth more.

Here is a pic of Dazzler:

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
As for my opinion of Britney portraying Dazzler. Well, since I don't like Dazzler much to begin with, I don't have much of a problem with it. Actually, given that Dazzler is actually a singer and a show business person, Britney may not be a bad choice (though I have never seen her act). As long as she is in her own movie and not X-Men 2, then I will not have a problem with it. And even though I don't like Dazzler or Britney, my loyalty to and childhood love of the X-Men would probably mean that I would see the movie, even if only at the second-run theatre.

Additionally, the movie could increase the value of my Dazzler comics, which I could sell for a tidy profit!

02-28-2002, 10:16 PM	#1
Sitcomwriter Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 27, 2001 Posts: 7,356	Spears As Dazzler?? Spears As Dazzler?? www.darkhorizons.com reports this rumor: Wild rumor of the day - pop diva Britney Spears rumored to be up to play the superhero (Who can create light using her mutant abilities) in an adaptation of the Marvel comic. Comments?

02-28-2002, 11:51 PM	#3
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03-03-2002, 12:30 AM	#5
ISmellFine Zim Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 13, 2001 Posts: 4,886	AHAAAAHAHA.....thats funny. I think she should put some clothes on and go back to where she came from.
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03-03-2002, 11:32 AM	#6
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03-03-2002, 01:45 PM	#7
Mossopp asleep at the wheel Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 30, 2000 Location: Helensburgh, Scotland Posts: 3,726	Well, I have no idea who The Dazzler is cos I don't read Marvel comics. But since super-hero chicks often wear revealing costumes, I can think of worse things for Britney to do than play a super-hero chick! As long as she doesn't do that 'Lost Boys' sequel I'll be happy! Mossopp sticking up for Britney once again
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02-28-2002, 11:34 PM	#2
Sitcomwriter Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 27, 2001 Posts: 7,356	BUMP!

03-04-2002, 09:21 PM	#12
Bootsy Whoosh Storms abrewin'... Senior Member Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: The Alpha Quadrant, Sector 001 Posts: 2,104	For the unititated among you: Dazzler is a former member of the X-Men. Her mutant ability is to make little dazzling light burts that can occassionally hurt people. So in that repect she is kind of like Jubilee. (another former X-Man and former Wolvie sidekick.) However, what makes Dazzler really weak is that she only has the ability to create light by absorbing sound waves. So she has to have a source of sound, preferably music, in order to use her power. For this reason, Dazzler (real name Alison Blaire) is a professional singer, and works her light show into her act. (which I never really understood why the audience didn't notice that the light was being produced by Alison and therefore try to kill her, since we all know everyone hates muties ) She married Longshot (another IMHO very stupid former X-Man, who was from the Mojoverse (not even gonna try to explain that!)and who's incredibly pathetic mutant ability was good luck.) Longshot and Dazzler live in the Mojoverse, and Dazzler hasn't been used in an X-Men storyline since the 80s, if my memory serves. However, she also was friends with members of the Avengers, and even turned down membership in them, so I'm sure she'll resurface in the Marvel universe someday. On a side note, I actually own Dazzler's first comic book appearence, even though I don't like her character. I got it purely for investment value, since first appearances are generally worth more. Here is a pic of Dazzler: ~~~~~~~~~ As for my opinion of Britney portraying Dazzler. Well, since I don't like Dazzler much to begin with, I don't have much of a problem with it. Actually, given that Dazzler is actually a singer and a show business person, Britney may not be a bad choice (though I have never seen her act). As long as she is in her own movie and not X-Men 2, then I will not have a problem with it. And even though I don't like Dazzler or Britney, my loyalty to and childhood love of the X-Men would probably mean that I would see the movie, even if only at the second-run theatre. Additionally, the movie could increase the value of my Dazzler comics, which I could sell for a tidy profit!
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