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winkwilliams · 02-28-2002, 02:54 PM

Last night was very exciting. I went to see "The Graduate" on stage starring one hot dame, Kathleen Turner. I was miffed when I read her bio in the program and it made no mention of "Serial Mom," my favorite film of hers. I was pretty ticked when John Waters turned me down for the part of the husband! Jason Biggs is Benjiman and Alicia Silverstone plays Elaine. Kathleen's Mrs. Robinson comes complete with a full frontal nude scene; she has it and shows it! It's one of the most daring performances of recent times. She is very caustic and never flinches. She is a much less nasty character in the film. Jason was a real surprise and is fabulous. He is funny, awkward and retains the audiences sympathy. Alicia, a real hot babe, screeches and cries through the whole thing and the real question for me is, why would Benjiman waste his time on such a boring chick? Ok, she is pretty hot so that might explain it. After the show we decided to head for a pub and as we turned the corner saw Kathleen exiting the Theater. A man in a kilt accompanied her. I ran up and joined the small crowd and we were politely asked not to take any pictures. Like I would want one! I asked Kathleen to join us for a drink and she had the nerve to stare at me as though she had no idea who I was! Doesn't she watch late night infomercials? My propecia ad has been running all the time and I got the residual checks to show for it! She took my program and signed it. As if I was just some kind of fan! She also must have "forgot" about the time she and I did some nasty business behind the 7-11 when she was filming some flick with Tommy Lee Jones in North Carolina. We did down several wine coolers and a hard cider or two, so I guess it might all be a blur. I still have her panties in my souvenir box.
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moofomoo · 02-28-2002, 06:21 PM

Ok the review of the show was alright but the biting comments I think were unnecessary. You did an infomercial? Oooooooooh. Sorry, but umm, isn't that just a paycheck? Remember it doesn't necessarily mean you are famous or anything.

I guess I feel bad for you. Nah, sorry, but I don't.

**moo, who says "if/when I'm a well-known actress remind me NOT to be like that" and hopes you all hold me to it**

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo · 02-28-2002, 06:55 PM

I think this guy is just joking around and trying to make his website grow and just be known for that. Funny site though

winkwilliams · 03-08-2002, 02:49 PM

Damn it, Kathleen's attorneys have contacted mine and are threatening a lawsuit if I don't retract the thing about us doing the nasty in N.C. The hell with them, let them sue. I will drag the panties out, which are now in a safety deposit box, and we can have them DNA tested. That will be the end of any lawsuit.

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02-28-2002, 02:54 PM	#1
winkwilliams Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 15, 2002 Location: yonkers, ny Posts: 98	Jason Biggs, Alicia Silverstone and Kathleen Turner Last night was very exciting. I went to see "The Graduate" on stage starring one hot dame, Kathleen Turner. I was miffed when I read her bio in the program and it made no mention of "Serial Mom," my favorite film of hers. I was pretty ticked when John Waters turned me down for the part of the husband! Jason Biggs is Benjiman and Alicia Silverstone plays Elaine. Kathleen's Mrs. Robinson comes complete with a full frontal nude scene; she has it and shows it! It's one of the most daring performances of recent times. She is very caustic and never flinches. She is a much less nasty character in the film. Jason was a real surprise and is fabulous. He is funny, awkward and retains the audiences sympathy. Alicia, a real hot babe, screeches and cries through the whole thing and the real question for me is, why would Benjiman waste his time on such a boring chick? Ok, she is pretty hot so that might explain it. After the show we decided to head for a pub and as we turned the corner saw Kathleen exiting the Theater. A man in a kilt accompanied her. I ran up and joined the small crowd and we were politely asked not to take any pictures. Like I would want one! I asked Kathleen to join us for a drink and she had the nerve to stare at me as though she had no idea who I was! Doesn't she watch late night infomercials? My propecia ad has been running all the time and I got the residual checks to show for it! She took my program and signed it. As if I was just some kind of fan! She also must have "forgot" about the time she and I did some nasty business behind the 7-11 when she was filming some flick with Tommy Lee Jones in North Carolina. We did down several wine coolers and a hard cider or two, so I guess it might all be a blur. I still have her panties in my souvenir box. http://winkwilliams.blogspot.com/
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02-28-2002, 06:21 PM	#2
moofomoo #1 Hans Conried fan Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 29, 2001 Location: land of Liberty and Justice for ALL...you got a problem with that? Posts: 770	ummm ok ewww Ok the review of the show was alright but the biting comments I think were unnecessary. You did an infomercial? Oooooooooh. Sorry, but umm, isn't that just a paycheck? Remember it doesn't necessarily mean you are famous or anything. I guess I feel bad for you. Nah, sorry, but I don't. moo, who says "if/when I'm a well-known actress remind me NOT to be like that" and hopes you all hold me to it

02-28-2002, 06:55 PM	#3
JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo A and J Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 31, 2001 Location: .S.C. Posts: 3,070	I think this guy is just joking around and trying to make his website grow and just be known for that. Funny site though
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03-08-2002, 02:49 PM	#4
winkwilliams Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 15, 2002 Location: yonkers, ny Posts: 98	now I am facing a lawsuit Damn it, Kathleen's attorneys have contacted mine and are threatening a lawsuit if I don't retract the thing about us doing the nasty in N.C. The hell with them, let them sue. I will drag the panties out, which are now in a safety deposit box, and we can have them DNA tested. That will be the end of any lawsuit. http://winkwilliams.blogspot.com/
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