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wiseguy182 · 11-26-2013, 04:29 AM

What do you think would be some possible facebook status updates for people on UM? I'll start.

Tim McClure - Police found gun and confession letter buried in backyard. Not sure how that could have happened.

MegtheEgg86 · 11-26-2013, 06:05 AM

GREAT thread idea!

Judy Groezinger: The BFF just moved in. Let the rumoring begin...
#notfriendsinthatway

Howard Drummond: Latest issues of Scientific American and Soviet Life this A.M. in the mail, enjoying them over some coffee and toast. #dollarninetynine #rubberbandbonus

Lisa Penz: Finally found someone not on drugs to fill the position. #goodday #delighted
Bonnie Wilder likes this.

WishfulDreamer · 11-26-2013, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MegtheEgg86

Lisa Penz: Finally found someone not on drugs to fill the position. #goodday #delighted
Bonnie Wilder likes this.

Bahahaha!!!!

Paul Pollis: Can't believe people think I leave my kids at home alone. #notthatkindofafather #neverwillbe

Wade Mitchell Parker: Get your dream home through me!
Paul Pollis liked, commented: Will it be clean? #cleanhouseorbust

Mystery Man · 11-26-2013, 04:32 PM

Haha, i'm giggling myself silly at these.

Hilarious idea for a thread. Someone should do Jules Caylor.

pinksparkles18 · 11-26-2013, 11:03 PM

Dennis Depue: Just watching a nice episode of Unsolved Mysteries...
5 minutes later
Dennis Depue: FML!

Blackout · 11-26-2013, 11:26 PM

Julius Patterson has invited you to play Farmland. Location: abandoned factory.

wiseguy182 · 11-27-2013, 06:25 AM

Jule Caylor - "I was just arrested for Dottie's murder. My cell mate told me he wanted a tossed salad. I said that's my specialty!"

Necco · 11-27-2013, 08:02 AM

San Mateo Arsonist shared a link.
Dude, I love this song! -with Omar
"The Roof Is On Fire"
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San Mateo Arsonist
I'm so bummed, I lost my jacket.

TheCars1986 · 11-27-2013, 10:41 AM

Bob Bean's son would just continually upload photos he was taking of Sammy Wheeler.

RobinW · 11-27-2013, 11:25 AM

Charlotte Nagi is wondering where her daughter is. I've PMed her 25 times this morning and still haven't heard anything back.

Pamela Page has just left her husband and skipped town with $60,000 and a woman named Sarah.
Rob Page likes this
Willie Frisby: Rob, you wrote this status yourself, didn't you?

Don Dixon is off to have lunch at Taco Bell - with Eric Tamiyasu.
Eric Tamiyasu: Wha... who are you again?

unsolved88 · 11-27-2013, 11:32 AM

Josephine White: How do I look as a blonde? #makeover

TheCars1986 · 11-27-2013, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by RobinW

Charlotte Nagi is wondering where her daughter is. I've PMed her 25 times this morning and still haven't heard anything back.

Pamela Page has just left her husband and skipped town with $60,000 and a woman named Sarah.
Rob Page likes this
Willie Frisby: Rob, you wrote this status yourself, didn't you?

Don Dixon is off to have lunch at Taco Bell - with Eric Tamiyasu.
Eric Tamiyasu: Wha... who are you again?

MegtheEgg86 · 11-27-2013, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCars1986

Bob Bean's son would just continually upload photos he was taking of Sammy Wheeler.

McBevis · 11-28-2013, 03:00 PM

Larry Gibson is going out to shoot innocent animals.

Mabel Woods: If he comes near my animal shelter, he's had it.
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Psychic Sylvia Browne dies.

Dorothy Allison, Nancy Myer and just about every other reputable psychic on UM likes this
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XX Meat Market - Don't miss our Black Friday special: Buy one large steak, get one free.

Jim Burnside likes this

BeautyOfTheDay · 11-28-2013, 10:00 PM

Judith Hyams: Can anyone loan me $300? I um, need to get my nails done.

George Hodju likes this.
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Bobbie Oberholtzer:The mates to all of my orange socks are missing. Has anyone seen the others?

Annette Kay Schnee likes this.
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Cindy James:would like to learn how to make different types of rope knots to use in calf roping lessons.

Neal Hall likes this
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Missy Munday:Just to clarify for all of my Facebook friends, I ain't no whore.

Jerry Strickland, Audrey Moate, and Rhonda Hinson like this
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Lisa Penz: Just looked out the lunchroom window and saw an ENORMOUS woman walking down the street!

Bonnie Wilder likes this

11-26-2013, 04:29 AM	#1
wiseguy182 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 11, 2006 Location: Wendy's salad bar Posts: 7,030	People on UM & their possible Facebook status updates What do you think would be some possible facebook status updates for people on UM? I'll start. Tim McClure - Police found gun and confession letter buried in backyard. Not sure how that could have happened.
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11-26-2013, 06:05 AM	#2
MegtheEgg86 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 19, 2008 Location: The Volunteer State Posts: 5,156	GREAT thread idea! Judy Groezinger: The BFF just moved in. Let the rumoring begin... #notfriendsinthatway Howard Drummond: Latest issues of Scientific American and Soviet Life this A.M. in the mail, enjoying them over some coffee and toast. #dollarninetynine #rubberbandbonus Lisa Penz: Finally found someone not on drugs to fill the position. #goodday #delighted Bonnie Wilder likes this.
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11-26-2013, 11:26 PM	#6
Blackout Sart Bimpson Senior Member Join Date: Jan 13, 2003 Location: where the sun rises Posts: 2,235	Julius Patterson has invited you to play Farmland. Location: abandoned factory.
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11-28-2013, 10:00 PM	#15
BeautyOfTheDay Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 26, 2013 Location: texas/ohio Posts: 32	Judith Hyams: Can anyone loan me $300? I um, need to get my nails done. George Hodju likes this. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bobbie Oberholtzer:The mates to all of my orange socks are missing. Has anyone seen the others? Annette Kay Schnee likes this. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cindy James:would like to learn how to make different types of rope knots to use in calf roping lessons. Neal Hall likes this -------------------------------------------------------------------- Missy Munday:Just to clarify for all of my Facebook friends, I ain't no whore. Jerry Strickland, Audrey Moate, and Rhonda Hinson like this --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lisa Penz: Just looked out the lunchroom window and saw an ENORMOUS woman walking down the street! Bonnie Wilder likes this
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11-26-2013, 11:03 PM	#5
pinksparkles18 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 22, 2005 Location: Midwest Posts: 60	Dennis Depue: Just watching a nice episode of Unsolved Mysteries... 5 minutes later Dennis Depue: FML!

11-27-2013, 06:25 AM	#7
wiseguy182 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 11, 2006 Location: Wendy's salad bar Posts: 7,030	Jule Caylor - "I was just arrested for Dottie's murder. My cell mate told me he wanted a tossed salad. I said that's my specialty!"

11-27-2013, 08:02 AM	#8
Necco Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 06, 2006 Posts: 1,149	San Mateo Arsonist shared a link. Dude, I love this song! -with Omar "The Roof Is On Fire" ------------ San Mateo Arsonist I'm so bummed, I lost my jacket.

11-27-2013, 10:41 AM	#9
TheCars1986 #VLSKMS Forum Fanatic Join Date: Nov 22, 2008 Location: Maryland Posts: 8,607	Bob Bean's son would just continually upload photos he was taking of Sammy Wheeler.

11-27-2013, 11:25 AM	#10
RobinW Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 14, 2010 Posts: 1,874	Charlotte Nagi is wondering where her daughter is. I've PMed her 25 times this morning and still haven't heard anything back. Pamela Page has just left her husband and skipped town with $60,000 and a woman named Sarah. Rob Page likes this Willie Frisby: Rob, you wrote this status yourself, didn't you? Don Dixon is off to have lunch at Taco Bell - with Eric Tamiyasu. Eric Tamiyasu: Wha... who are you again?

11-27-2013, 11:32 AM	#11
unsolved88 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Apr 16, 2006 Location: Daytona Beach, FL Posts: 514	Josephine White: How do I look as a blonde? #makeover

11-28-2013, 03:00 PM	#14
McBevis Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 09, 2010 Location: Barrington, New Jersey Posts: 415	Larry Gibson is going out to shoot innocent animals. Mabel Woods: If he comes near my animal shelter, he's had it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Psychic Sylvia Browne dies. Dorothy Allison, Nancy Myer and just about every other reputable psychic on UM likes this -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- XX Meat Market - Don't miss our Black Friday special: Buy one large steak, get one free. Jim Burnside likes this