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11-25-2013, 05:07 AM
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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies. Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?" clerk: "Madam, those are rubies." Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her." clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady." Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her." |
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11-25-2013, 05:50 AM
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Very good, especially the first one.
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11-25-2013, 01:46 PM
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11-28-2013, 01:46 AM
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12-05-2013, 01:49 AM
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12-05-2013, 12:11 PM
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Just to clarify on that cat cartoon, Jesus tells us in The Bible in Matthew 7:12 and Luke 6:31 to "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." (Not to do to them what they have done to you.
 )I guess the cat heard the verse wrong.....  
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