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Freakzilla · 02-27-2002, 04:00 PM

Mine is from the "Luna Park" episode when Bender gets thrown out of the amusement park and says:

"I'll start my own amusement park, with blackjack and hookers!"

TJL · 02-27-2002, 08:49 PM

My favorite line isn't a punchline, it's The Doc's catchphrase:
"Good news, everyone!"

My second favorite line is the pained sigh Kiff let's out everytime Zapp does something.

dawsongirl · 03-21-2003, 01:27 AM

"Kiss my shiny metal a$$."

stephy · 11-23-2003, 09:09 AM

Bender: Stupid anti pimping laws

DetectiveGriffin · 11-26-2003, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TJL
My favorite line isn't a punchline, it's The Doc's catchphrase:
"Good news, everyone!"

My second favorite line is the pained sigh Kiff let's out everytime Zapp does something.

"Good news everyone. I just purchased all TLJ's crap at a police auction and we're going to melt it down to use as rocket fuel."

DetectiveGriffin · 11-27-2003, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stephy
Bender: Stupid anti pimping laws

yeah! thats a good one. I like the line after, too

"shut up, baby, i know it!"

bender rocks

DetectiveGriffin · 12-01-2003, 10:21 PM

one more, one more!

bender: "I wanna be a steam shovel when i grow up!"

~~~ teenage mutant leela's hurdles

GabbyFang · 01-01-2004, 07:14 AM

"Bite My Shiny Metal A$$!",but there was an ep. where Bender said, "Bite My Shiny Metal....*gasp*OH NO!!!!!!"

Merz · 01-08-2004, 04:54 AM

There is also the episode where Bender gets downgraded and he says "bite my splintery, wooden a$$."

DetectiveGriffin · 01-09-2004, 04:17 PM

Oh yeah, I love that ep just for the other obsolete robots. Remember the one who had to keep shoving a different floppy disk in to say something. Heh heh heh. For those of us who played around with computers 20 yrs ago, that was priceless.

Bea · 06-04-2004, 09:50 AM

Mine definatly has to be Bite My Shiny Metal Ass.

DetectiveGriffin · 06-14-2004, 07:30 AM

Zapp: "Look, Im sure everyone here is confused about how someone gets pregnant, so tell us everything and dont leave out any of the dirty words."

kiff gets knocked up a notch

LucyCompanyPhan · 08-04-2004, 02:13 PM

Fry: That's the saltiest thing I ever tasted, and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt

Zapp: You look like a woman who appreciates the finer things in life. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread.

Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

Amy: You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig, but then later on you realize he actually has a really good body.

Zapp: Mix these mixed nuts. I see two almonds touching.

Courtnee · 07-14-2005, 09:30 PM

That Jamacian Guy: I'm gonna jump!
Bender: DO A FLIP!!!!

Bender:BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

02-27-2002, 04:00 PM	#1
Freakzilla Member Forum Regular Join Date: May 23, 2000 Location: Portage, Michigan, United States Posts: 556	Favorite Futurama line Mine is from the "Luna Park" episode when Bender gets thrown out of the amusement park and says: "I'll start my own amusement park, with blackjack and hookers!"

02-27-2002, 08:49 PM	#2
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01-01-2004, 07:14 AM	#8
GabbyFang Vote Vader Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2003 Location: Candy Land Posts: 566	5 words! "Bite My Shiny Metal A$$!",but there was an ep. where Bender said, "Bite My Shiny Metal....gaspOH NO!!!!!!"
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06-04-2004, 09:50 AM	#11
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08-04-2004, 02:13 PM	#13
LucyCompanyPhan Hollywood Senior Member Join Date: Sep 25, 2001 Location: a far away place in sitcomville Posts: 2,254	Fry: That's the saltiest thing I ever tasted, and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt Zapp: You look like a woman who appreciates the finer things in life. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread. Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you? Amy: You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig, but then later on you realize he actually has a really good body. Zapp: Mix these mixed nuts. I see two almonds touching.
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03-21-2003, 01:27 AM	#3
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,128	"Kiss my shiny metal a$$."

11-23-2003, 09:09 AM	#4
stephy Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 11, 2003 Location: Illinios Posts: 96	Bender: Stupid anti pimping laws

12-01-2003, 10:21 PM	#7
DetectiveGriffin Sankontessou! Senior Member Join Date: Aug 08, 2001 Location: North Central Indiana Posts: 1,288	one more, one more! bender: "I wanna be a steam shovel when i grow up!" ~~~ teenage mutant leela's hurdles

01-08-2004, 04:54 AM	#9
Merz Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 08, 2004 Location: LaPorte, IN Posts: 5	There is also the episode where Bender gets downgraded and he says "bite my splintery, wooden a$$."

01-09-2004, 04:17 PM	#10
DetectiveGriffin Sankontessou! Senior Member Join Date: Aug 08, 2001 Location: North Central Indiana Posts: 1,288	Oh yeah, I love that ep just for the other obsolete robots. Remember the one who had to keep shoving a different floppy disk in to say something. Heh heh heh. For those of us who played around with computers 20 yrs ago, that was priceless.

06-14-2004, 07:30 AM	#12
DetectiveGriffin Sankontessou! Senior Member Join Date: Aug 08, 2001 Location: North Central Indiana Posts: 1,288	Zapp: "Look, Im sure everyone here is confused about how someone gets pregnant, so tell us everything and dont leave out any of the dirty words." kiff gets knocked up a notch

07-14-2005, 09:30 PM	#14
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