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02-26-2002, 05:14 PM	#1
Ags2000 Red 2/13/90 -1/5/06 Forum Veteran Join Date: May 02, 2001 Location: Candyland Posts: 5,544	Funny Quotes Okay, here's the deal. I'm bored and Brandon just sent this quote to me. So just post funny quotes here. None of this is serious, so PLEASE don't take it as such. "I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose" D
	__________________ RIP Captain Lyle "Fish Stix" Gordon U.S. Marine Corps So this is how Liberty dies, with thunderous applause. -Senator Padme Amidala Can't wait until the 2016 change.