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Sitcomwriter · 02-26-2002, 04:23 PM

North! Wanna know why? (Southerners don't take this offecively)

Slaves
Oprah eats Okra (And Okra is from the south!)
Uterises (If that's a word!)
Ted Turner
Holy crap! They all have annoying accesnts!

As I said this wasn't meant to be offencive.

Kay Scarpetta · 02-26-2002, 04:28 PM

You spelled Afghanistan wrong.

Sitcomwriter · 02-26-2002, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
You spelled Afghanistan wrong.

LOL sorry!

Meg07945 · 02-26-2002, 06:23 PM

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Originally posted by Sitcomwriter

Uterises (If that's a word!)

ok, well what does that have to do with ANYTHING? maybe I missed something...but....

Sitcomwriter · 02-26-2002, 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by Meg07945

ok, well what does that have to do with ANYTHING? maybe I missed something...but....:confused: :confused:

Only think I can think of for U.LOL!

Kay Scarpetta · 02-26-2002, 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by Meg07945
ok, well what does that have to do with ANYTHING? maybe I missed something...but....

uh yeah what DOES that have anything to do with? I mean hell I don't even know what it means... or actually, wait I do. And WHY are you putting that in this post?

Czas na Zywiec · 02-26-2002, 09:51 PM

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Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever

uh yeah what DOES that have anything to do with? I mean hell I don't even know what it means... or actually, wait I do. And WHY are you putting that in this post?

Yes, you shouldn't put things like that in this post.

It will gross people out! Like Karli! Ugh, the nerve of some people.....

Czas na Zywiec · 02-26-2002, 09:53 PM

And you also spelled accents and offensive wrong.

Kay Scarpetta · 02-26-2002, 09:54 PM

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Originally posted by EricMatthews
It will gross people out! Like Karli!

Yeah.

...not exactly gross but... inappropriate..?

ks · 02-27-2002, 12:05 AM

The North has,

1. Fluff
2. George Steinbrenner
3. Dern Yankees
4. Oprah (ugh)

The South has,

1. Boiled Peanuts
2. No George Steinbrenner
3. Okra and tomatoes (best vegetables ever)
4. Hospitality

I could go on, but I'll shut up...

The South is much better...but than again I could be considered bias in this argument...

ks

Mossopp · 02-27-2002, 03:00 PM

Scotland is better than eeeeeeeeeeeverywhere!!!!!

Kay Scarpetta · 02-27-2002, 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by ks
4. Oprah (ugh)

We got Oprah?

But.. I like the North better. It's just... better. But of course, the southerners will say the same about the South

Warm & Fuzzy · 03-02-2002, 01:09 PM

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Originally posted by ks

1. Boiled Peanuts
ks

There are boiled peanuts here too. LOL.

Anyway, I like the accents in the South, They're really cool.

Bootsy Whoosh · 03-04-2002, 11:22 PM

OMG I spotted a uterus up North just yesterday!!

And heavens-to-Betsy, I read in the newspaper that there were uteruses in West Islip NY!!!

You better move down south quick Sitcomwriter, where at least the uteruses are slaves that do nothing but pick okra all day!

I love how you brag about flirting with all the girls but you don't even know what a uterus is!

You have a looooong way to go before you'll ever score!

Oh and so you know, my life is complete now that I've read not just one, but two, count 'em two ULTIMATE POSTS.

Czas na Zywiec · 03-05-2002, 12:52 AM

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Originally posted by Bootsy Whoosh
OMG I spotted a uterus up North just yesterday!!

And heavens-to-Betsy, I read in the newspaper that there were uteruses in West Islip NY!!!

You better move down south quick Sitcomwriter, where at least the uteruses are slaves that do nothing but pick okra all day!

I love how you brag about flirting with all the girls but you don't even know what a uterus is! You have a looooong way to go before you'll ever score!

Oh and so you know, my life is complete now that I've read not just one, but two, count 'em two ULTIMATE POSTS.

Good point Bootsy!

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02-26-2002, 04:23 PM	#1
Sitcomwriter Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 27, 2001 Posts: 7,356	North Vs. South (THE ULTIMATE POST!) North! Wanna know why? (Southerners don't take this offecively) Slaves Oprah eats Okra (And Okra is from the south!) Uterises (If that's a word!) Ted Turner Holy crap! They all have annoying accesnts! As I said this wasn't meant to be offencive.
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02-26-2002, 04:28 PM	#2
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02-27-2002, 12:05 AM	#10
ks Certifiably Insane Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 21, 2000 Location: I live in my hole... Posts: 5,501	The North has, 1. Fluff 2. George Steinbrenner 3. Dern Yankees 4. Oprah (ugh) The South has, 1. Boiled Peanuts 2. No George Steinbrenner 3. Okra and tomatoes (best vegetables ever) 4. Hospitality I could go on, but I'll shut up... The South is much better...but than again I could be considered bias in this argument... ks
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02-27-2002, 03:00 PM	#11
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02-26-2002, 09:53 PM	#8
Czas na Zywiec what up Forum Star Join Date: Jun 28, 2001 Location: Southwest Side, Chicago Posts: 18,398	And you also spelled accents and offensive wrong.

03-04-2002, 11:22 PM	#14
Bootsy Whoosh Storms abrewin'... Senior Member Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: The Alpha Quadrant, Sector 001 Posts: 2,104	OMG I spotted a uterus up North just yesterday!! And heavens-to-Betsy, I read in the newspaper that there were uteruses in West Islip NY!!! You better move down south quick Sitcomwriter, where at least the uteruses are slaves that do nothing but pick okra all day! I love how you brag about flirting with all the girls but you don't even know what a uterus is! You have a looooong way to go before you'll ever score! Oh and so you know, my life is complete now that I've read not just one, but two, count 'em two ULTIMATE POSTS.
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