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JamesG · 10-19-2013, 12:01 AM

Movie Reviews: Escape Plan

Critics have been breaking out from cinemas in order to avoid spending any more time than they possibly have to with the wooden antics of Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger in Escape Plan.

Empire Online's Helen O'Hara writes:

"Schwarzenegger's having a ball as Stallone goes through the motions."

Scott Bowles of USA Today also reflected on the difference in Stallone and Arnie's performances:

"Schwarzenegger seems to be the only one here who correctly takes the film as a lark."

Michael O'Sullivan of the Washington Post warns his readers:

"Don't get your hopes up."

The New York Times critic, Neil Genzlinger, says:

"Escape Plan does what it sets out to do."

-IMDb News

irehtman · 10-20-2013, 06:09 AM

What if Bruce Willis and Jason Statham team up instead?

comedyfreak · 10-21-2013, 08:58 AM

I'd still like to see this movie no matter what those MORONS say.

Torgo · 10-21-2013, 09:00 AM

If I relied on critics I would have been missing out on some of my favorite movies.

irehtman · 10-21-2013, 10:55 AM

Yeah, Charles Bronson is already deceased, but these are the only macho actors that have been revealed:

Arnold Schwarzenaggar
Sylvester Stallone
Bruce Willis
Mel Gibson
Wesley Snipes
Jean Claude Van Damme
Steven Seagal
Chuck Norris
Jason Statham
Mark Wahlberg
Jet Li
Terry Crews
Dolph Lungren
Mickey Rourke
Scott Adkins

Torgo · 10-21-2013, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by irehtman

Yeah, Charles Bronson is already deceased, but these are the only macho actors that have been revealed:

Arnold Schwarzenaggar
Sylvester Stallone
Bruce Willis
Mel Gibson
Wesley Snipes
Jean Claude Van Damme
Steven Seagal
Chuck Norris
Jason Statham
Mark Wahlberg
Jet Li
Terry Crews
Dolph Lungren
Mickey Rourke
Scott Adkins

You do know this thread is for Escape Plan, and not The Expendables, right?

isiahthomas · 10-24-2013, 03:22 PM

I saw Escape Plan and i didn't like it. Don't waste your money ya'll. Wait for it to come to video. Schwarzenegger's The Last Stand and Stallone's Bullet To The Head that they did before this are better. Stallone's next movie with Robert Deniro called Grudge Match comes out in December and it looks terrible also. I think Stallone lately has been doing any kind of movies just to get some money LOL. He might be broke LOL.

Torgo · 10-24-2013, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by isiahthomas

I saw Escape Plan and i didn't like it. Don't waste your money ya'll. Wait for it to come to video. Schwarzenegger's The Last Stand and Stallone's Bullet To The Head that they did before this are better. Stallone's next movie with Robert Deniro called Grudge Match comes out in December and it looks terrible also. I think Stallone lately has been doing any kind of movies just to get some money LOL. He might be broke LOL.

Stallone's always made some weird choices- Rhinestone, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot, Oscar.... haha

isiahthomas · 10-24-2013, 03:53 PM

Yeah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I saw Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot LOL. Estelle Getty was in it as his mom and she was so funny on The Golden Girls tv show. RIP to her. I'm glad he stopped doing Rambo and Rocky movies LOL. The last Rambo was good and so was the last Rocky and i hope those are the last ones. Now he's gonna make 7-8 Expendables sequels hahahahahahahahahahaha. I saw your post before about Arnold is gonna do a sequel to Twins with Danny Devito and i don't wanna see that if it happens. That movie doesn't need a sequel. I heard he might do another Terminator and i would rather see that. Arnold has done a few wack movies also.

Torgo · 10-24-2013, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by isiahthomas

Yeah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I saw Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot LOL. Estelle Getty was in it as his mom and she was so funny on The Golden Girls tv show. RIP to her. I'm glad he stopped doing Rambo and Rocky movies LOL. The last Rambo was good and so was the last Rocky and i hope those are the last ones. Now he's gonna make 7-8 Expendables sequels hahahahahahahahahahaha. I saw your post before about Arnold is gonna do a sequel to Twins with Danny Devito and i don't wanna see that if it happens. That movie doesn't need a sequel. I heard he might do another Terminator and i would rather see that. Arnold has done a few wack movies also.

I agree. I think now that Arnold's back, they're going to try to make sequels to all of his popular movies. When I first heard about the Twins sequel I thought it was a joke.

10-19-2013, 12:01 AM	#1
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irehtman Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 15, 2013 Location: Montgomery County, Maryland Posts: 4,826	Yeah, Charles Bronson is already deceased, but these are the only macho actors that have been revealed: Arnold Schwarzenaggar Sylvester Stallone Bruce Willis Mel Gibson Wesley Snipes Jean Claude Van Damme Steven Seagal Chuck Norris Jason Statham Mark Wahlberg Jet Li Terry Crews Dolph Lungren Mickey Rourke Scott Adkins

10-24-2013, 03:22 PM	#7
isiahthomas Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Aug 20, 2002 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 10,704	I saw Escape Plan and i didn't like it. Don't waste your money ya'll. Wait for it to come to video. Schwarzenegger's The Last Stand and Stallone's Bullet To The Head that they did before this are better. Stallone's next movie with Robert Deniro called Grudge Match comes out in December and it looks terrible also. I think Stallone lately has been doing any kind of movies just to get some money LOL. He might be broke LOL.

10-24-2013, 03:53 PM	#9
isiahthomas Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Aug 20, 2002 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 10,704	Yeah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I saw Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot LOL. Estelle Getty was in it as his mom and she was so funny on The Golden Girls tv show. RIP to her. I'm glad he stopped doing Rambo and Rocky movies LOL. The last Rambo was good and so was the last Rocky and i hope those are the last ones. Now he's gonna make 7-8 Expendables sequels hahahahahahahahahahaha. I saw your post before about Arnold is gonna do a sequel to Twins with Danny Devito and i don't wanna see that if it happens. That movie doesn't need a sequel. I heard he might do another Terminator and i would rather see that. Arnold has done a few wack movies also.