Wink Williams RULES!

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I KNOW this belongs on Chit-Chat but fellow member Wink "Wink Diddy" Williams is one FUNNY guy.Someone give him a SHOW already!

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Wink's Wild World
Friday, February 22, 2002
Hey all. Bad news, Anna Nicole is having problems with one of her silicone bags. She has been experiencing some pain in her left breast and the doc tells her the bag is leaking. We scheduled surgery for the end of next week to remove and replace it. Please send your prayers.
This means she is unable to put out, 'cept for giving head, and now I have to find a replacement until she is back to normal. I am going through my little black book and called up Erin Moran and made a date for "coffee" for next week. She was always an easy pump. One time Tom Bosley and I two teamed her in her "Joanie Loves Chachi" dressing room, and another time I saw her get down and dirty with several members of Menudo. (No, Ricky Martin was not part of that scene!) Tonight I am playing cards with my pals: Ron Popiel, Jerry Springer, Johnny Whitaker and Tom Snyder. It should be a good time, especially if Tom has his pals Ginger and Amber Lynn stop by. We decided not to ever allow Jerry to provide the babes, since ya never know if they are really chicks.
Cya!










posted by Wink Williams Friday, February 22, 2002

Thursday, February 21, 2002
Hi All,
You watching the Olympics? I am and am mad as hell when I see that twerp, Bob Costas, announcing. Did you know he and I were up for the same game show hosting gig a few years back? The short sneak had my beverage laced with laxatives and caused me to "let lose" during our head to head audition. He got the job but the show wasn't picked up. Some day I will pay him back!
Anna didn't win the Miss Orange Juice contest but did get a couple of producers approach hear about European film work. She was elated until we discovered that they were adult films! We aren't that desperate yet. We flew back yesterday.
I notice that my invite to Liza's wedding must have gotten lost in the mail. With La Liz and all the Jacksons as a bridesmaid and attendants, it should be quite an affair. Question: Why would a broad pushing 60 have a wedding spectacular like it was her first and she was in her twenties? Just asking.
The Propecia gig is about to end and I am going to be out of work. Anyone got a job for me?

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posted by Wink Williams Thursday, February 21, 2002

It's false, I didn't have anything to do with tonight's Fox special, "Gluttonbowl: The World's Greatest Eating Contest." (8pm Fox) The press has put out the word that it's a Wink Williams Production and although it is awfully similiar to a pitch I made recently, "There She Blows, a Bunch of Bikini Clad Hot Broads Down Bratwurst," I had nothing to do with tonights special.









posted by Wink Williams Thursday, February 21, 2002

Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Hi, and welcome to my wonderful, weird world. I am Wink Williams, and here to share with you my thoughts, feelings and random rants. Welcome!
You may wonder, who the hell is Wink Williams?
Here is a brief bio:
Born, Jamestown N.Y. to unknown parentage and adopted by the Carter Williams family of Yonkers, New York. Entered Show Biz at the age of 16 as a photo double in the Jerry Lewis classic, "Cinderfella." Mid 1960's: Moved to Vegas and tried to get into the Rat Pack. The Chairman, Francis Albert, never let him in and once said, "I wouldn't give you a nickel for that skinny, no- talent Jew." Depressed, he left for Hollywood and later guested on "Lost Saucer" where he met and romanced future wife Ruth Buzzi.
In the mid 80's he had a highly publicized affair with Bridget Nielson, the ex-Mrs. Stallone. The gold digging gal was trumped as Wink stayed with his wife, after a painful separation, and she got zilch. Bridget had hoped to snare a good portion of Ruth's money that Wink stood to get in the divorce.
Early 90's, Wink gets his own series on Fox, "The Loud Mouth" which gets the plumb post "Simpsons" spot but fails to attract an audience and gets canned after one season. Wink meets the then red-hot, post "Twin Peaks" hot tamale, Sherilyn Fenn when she guests on his series and the two start rocking the wardrobe trailer. Humiliated for the last time, wife Ruth files for divorce. Wink is mortified when pictures are introduced at the trial that show him in the act with Sherilyn, then unknown ice skater Tonya Harding, and a three way with a circus midget and Charlotte Ray. He leaves the marriage with zero of his wife's assets. It seems Ms. Buzzi had put a detective on his tail.
Late 90's: Wink is seen out and about dating the biggest mouth of them all, Linda Tripp. He later disses her as the "ugliest thing he ever did" and reveals that he was dating her "cause I thought that broad had a big career ahead of her, with all those rich GOP connections, and could give mine a needed jolt."
Present: Wink is currently involved with enhanced model/dead rich guys wife, Anna Nicole Smith and reports that "we are two peas in a pod, I love them, er, her." He is currently pitching pilots and hopes to return to the tube soon.












posted by Wink Williams Wednesday, January 30, 2002

Damn networks!

Like Tammy Faye Baker, I have been turned down by all of the major networks that I pitched various projects. Thank God for the infomercial gig I got peddling Propecia. If at first you don't succeed, try again.
Anna and I are doing well.

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posted by Wink Williams Wednesday, January 30, 2002



Oh my HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

He's a funny guy!

[winkwilliams]

This is Wink Williams and am not sure why you think I am funny. My sitcom, "The Loud Mouth" was funny but those *% network executive twerps at Fox still canned it. My on line log is about my life, ok, and I admit it, a way to keep my name out and about and in the minds of casting types. Pilot season is coming up. Yeah, and I don't mind the chicks that I score by promoting myself too. Thanks for checking it out and if you are in the biz, please, cast me! (Lead roles only, please.)

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