Suzanne Somers Slams Miley Cyrus’ Sex Dies After 40 Claim: I Have Sex 3 Times a Day! - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Zoneboy · 10-09-2013, 10:58 PM

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LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Suzanne Somers says Miley Cyrus’ belief that sex ends after 40 is inaccurate.

In fact, the actress and “I’m Too Young For This!” author – now 66 – claims to have sex twice a day, and three times a day on weekends!

“That would be a Saturday or a Sunday when we’re just hanging around,” Suzanne told Access Hollywood Live’s Billy Bush and Kit Hoover when asked if she and her husband have “three-fers.” “I swear to God!”

Suzanne, a longtime advocate of bioidentical hormone replacement therapy, has been married to husband Alan Hamel for 36 years. At 77 years old, Bruce happily keeps up with Suzanne in the bedroom.

“He’s on hormones, I’m on hormones. A healthy person is a sexual person,” she said. “I mean, think about it – if you’re sick and don’t feel well, you’re not in the mood for sex.”

As for Miley’s comments to Matt Lauer regarding the middle-age death of sex, Suzanne said the “Wrecking Ball” singer’s beliefs will change as she matures.

“She’s just young. She doesn’t get it. I remember when I thought 40 [was] so old you don’t do anything anymore,” she said.

And Suzanne even complimented Miley’s recent tongue-wagging, pastie-wearing, foam finger-riding ways.

“She’s having fun. I’m actually admiring what she’s doing,” Suzanne said. “I think it’s brilliant marketing.”

Adding, “Her brand is drugs, sex, rock ‘n’ roll – that’s where she wants to go. All this attention has raised her ticket price so high, she’s making so much money! Somebody plotted this out, and she’s willing to take the flak.”

Mr. Television · 10-09-2013, 11:01 PM

Miley seems to be an expert on everything these days. And Suzanne, that's too much information. lol

janet42 · 10-10-2013, 05:12 PM

Boy she's busy.

Lyverbe · 10-10-2013, 06:03 PM

"Suzanne, a longtime advocate of bioidentical hormone replacement therapy, has been married to husband Alan Hamel for 36 years. At 77 years old, Bruce happily keeps up with Suzanne in the bedroom."

Who's Bruce?!

Ps. @janet42: Where did you get that Avatar? Is this a screenshot from a DVD extra that I don't remember?

Tap Dancer · 10-17-2013, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Lyverbe

"Suzanne, a longtime advocate of bioidentical hormone replacement therapy, has been married to husband Alan Hamel for 36 years. At 77 years old, Bruce happily keeps up with Suzanne in the bedroom."

Who's Bruce?!

Maybe "Bruce" is what they named it.

Anyway, TMI, Suzanne!

Marvo301 · 10-18-2013, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Stuck In The '70's

Miley seems to be an expert on everything these days. And Suzanne, that's too much information. lol

My sentiments exactly!!

dlemond · 10-18-2013, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Stuck In The '70's

Miley seems to be an expert on everything these days. And Suzanne, that's too much information. lol

Dear Miley, Can you tell me why there exists a significant observable population of double white dwarfs (WDWDs) with orbital separations of 10^2 to 10^5 AU ?

Dear Suzanne, Can you please tell me the proportion you use of hormone injection to body oil to lubricant for a 3x a day lovefest?

Thanks for the info ladies!

Tap Dancer · 10-18-2013, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by dlemond

Dear Miley, Can you tell me why there exists a significant observable population of double white dwarfs (WDWDs) with orbital separations of 10^2 to 10^5 AU ?

Dear Suzanne, Can you please tell me the proportion you use of hormone injection to body oil to lubricant for a 3x a day lovefest?

Thanks for the info ladies!

dlemond · 10-18-2013, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Tap Dancer

Miley thinks she knows everything and Suzanne shares too much personal sexual info.

It was a joke!

Dianne3 · 10-18-2013, 04:21 PM

Bruce is either the name of Suzanne's first husband or her son or both.

cleverfun3000 · 10-18-2013, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Stuck In The '70's

Miley seems to be an expert on everything these days. And Suzanne, that's too much information. lol

Funny you should say that because as I was reading this I was thinking that she didn't go into ENOUGH detail about what she and her husband do.

Skywalker · 10-19-2013, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by cleverfun3000

Funny you should say that because as I was reading this I was thinking that she didn't go into ENOUGH detail about what she and her husband do.

If she said that 30 years ago, I would agree with you.

cleverfun3000 · 10-20-2013, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Skywalker

If she said that 30 years ago, I would agree with you.

What, are you trying to say? That they're NOT doing the things they were doing in bed 30 years ago? Believe me, it's like riding a bike. . . .you NEVER forget.

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Lyverbe Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 21, 2007 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 280	"Suzanne, a longtime advocate of bioidentical hormone replacement therapy, has been married to husband Alan Hamel for 36 years. At 77 years old, Bruce happily keeps up with Suzanne in the bedroom." Who's Bruce?! Ps. @janet42: Where did you get that Avatar? Is this a screenshot from a DVD extra that I don't remember?

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Dianne3 Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 07, 2002 Posts: 1,056	Bruce is either the name of Suzanne's first husband or her son or both.