Sitcom Family Feud Game 1 - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

MrCleveland · 10-07-2013, 02:58 PM

FIRST...

Thanks for the sitcom families people of SO, I couldn't have done it without your help (I could, but what can I say? I could use that boost).

AND NOW...

Johnny: It's Time Once Again To Play "Sitcom Family Feud"! And Here Is Your Host...The Ghost Of Richard Dawson!

Richard: Thank You, Thank You...and welcome to "Sitcom Family Feud". We have a new family from a TV Show called "Bertstown" with us from Bertstown, Ohio...Here Come The Warners!...

The Warners Enter. Tony, Helen, Paul, Dustin, Margaret, and John.

Richard: So, who must you be?

Tony: Tony Carmen Warner.

Richard: And What Do You Do For A Living?

Tony: I work with my old man at his concrete business, It's a summer job but it pays well.

Richard: Okay, and you are?

Helen: Helen Valeska Warner. I'm a pre-school teacher at Cathedral Community College.

Richard Hugs Helen

Tony: Hey...Hands Off My Wife!

Richard: I do this to EVERY woman on the show! Now who's this charming young man?

Paul: James Paul Warner. I live in my parents basement, I work at the Bertstown Savings and Loans and Bruschetta's Brick Oven, I still go to Cathedral Community College, I have to take the bus like everybody else, and I'll be a virgin forever!

Richard: I didn't need your full-life story...and you must be?

Dustin: Dustin Mark Warner. I work at Sav-a-Bunch and soon to be wed by Diandra Kelly!

Richard: Okay, and this looks like the daughter.

Richard tries to hug Margaret, but Margaret pushes Richard.

Margaret: Hands Off! I'm Married!

Richard: I usually do that to the women.

Margaret: Well, I'm Margaret Elizabeth Warner I work at Aldo's and I have two daughters Harmony and Celeste.

Richard: Okay, now last but not least is...

John: John Paul Warner, I'm the mayor of Bertstown under the Libertarian Party.

Richard: Okay, that's the Warner Family and now here's the family that they're competing against! From Bel-Air, California, Please Welcome The Banks Family!

The Banks from "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" enter alongside with Will Smith.

Richard: So you must be Phillip Banks?

Phillip: JUDGE Phillip Banks. I'm a Judge for the city of Bel-Air.

Richard: And this must be the Bank's Wife?

Richard hugs Vivian Banks

Vivian: Yes, I'm Vivian Banks. I'm a teacher at Bel-Air School.

Richard: This must be your daughter?

Richard hugs Hillary Banks and she feel weirded-out.

Hillary: Yes...I'm Hillary Banks and I think I've got cooties! I have a TV Show called "Hillary" and it's a success.

Richard: I'll probably watch it if there's nothing good on TV. And this is?

Carlton: ...Carlton Banks! I'm a fan of your show!

Carlton puts his hand out for Richard to shake, but he passes by Ashley.

Richard: And this must be the youngest of them all?

Richard is hesitant to hug Ashley, so he shakes her hand.

Ashley: Yes, I'm Ashley Banks.

Richard: And you must be...?

Will: Will Smith. I live with the Banks. My aunt is Viv, my uncle is Phil,...

Richard: I know, I met your family.

Will: Originally, I'm from West Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days...

Richard: Okay, you can tell your story later...but as of now, let's play The Feud!

Richard goes by the podium and Tony and Phil walk by the podium and shake hands.

Richard: Okay, 100 people took a survey on this answer with 7 different answers on the board...Name A Famous Thomas!

Tony Buzzes In

Richard: Tony?

Tony: The English Muffin Guy!

Richard: I dunno if that's a first name or a surname, but let's see Thomas' English Muffins!

BUZZ

Tony: What?!

Richard: Now you can take the lead Phillip...Name A Famous Thomas!

Phillip: Edison!

Richard: America's Greatest Inventor...show me Thomas Edison!

The Board shows that 26 People Guessed Edison.

Richard: Okay, Phillip are you going to play or pass?

Phillip: We Shall Play!

Tony: And I just passed!

Richard: How gross!

Richard walks toward the Bank's Podium.

Richard: Hello again, Vivian. Now, Name A Famous Thomas!

Vivian: Jefferson!

Richard: Okay, show me the writer of the Constitution!

The Board Shows That 30 People Guessed Jefferson

Richard: It's the #1 Answer Even. Now Hillary, It's your turn. Name a Famous Thomas!

Hillary: I dunno...Hilfiger?

Richard: Okay...show me Thomas Hilfiger!

The Board Shows that 1 Person guessed Hilfigner

Richard: Wow, that guy sure makes good clothing though. Okay Carlton...Name A Famous Thomas!

Carlton: Tom Jones of Course!

Carlton starts dancing

Carlton: It's Not Unusual To Be Loved By Anyone...

Richard: What kind of dance is that? The Peanuts Characters dance better than you. But anyhow...show me that Welsh singer Tom Jones!

The Board Shows that 2 people guessed Jones

Richard: Good job, but get a dance teacher. Okay Ashley, Name A Famous Thomas.

Ashley: Tom Cruise.

Richard: Okay...show me that crazy nut named Tom Cruise!

The Board Shows 16 People guessed Cruise

Richard: Wow...is he still insane or what? Now let's go to Will.

Will: Wazzup, Rich?

Richard: Better than calling me by another name used with my name. Okay, Name A Famous Thomas.

Will: The way my uncle Phil eats...Dave Thomas, the guy who founded Wendy's. Is it a first name Thomas or a surname Thomas?

Richard: I dunno, let's find out if the founder of Wendy's is up there?

BUZZ

Richard: Well...now the Warners have a chance to steal...

The Warners are clamoring whether to answer Tom Cat or Thomas the Disciple as Richard Dawson arrives to the Warner's Podium.

Paul: Would You Just Listen To Me For Once?! St. Thomas who was a Disciple should be our answer.

Tony: Okay, we made our decision and we go with...Tom from "Tom and Jerry".

Paul: I didn't say that!

Richard: Okay...for the steal and the game...give me Thomas Cat!

The Board shows 20 people guessed Tom Cat

Richard: Well...the Warners have won, but what was that last answer?

Crowd: St. Thomas

The Board shows 5 people guessed St. Thomas

Richard: Well banks, I'm afraid we have to say goodbye.

Phil: Well, we could've won but my nephew had to ridicule me on television.

Will: No hard feelings, I was just playin'.

The Studio is seen.

Will: AAH!

Richard walks by the Warners Podium.

Richard: Now who is going to play Fast Money?

The Warners except Paul: Paul Is!

Paul: Fine!

Paul walks by the center to Richard Dawson.

Paul: I Have To Do Everything!

Richard: Just look at this...you can win your family $10,000. Okay, I'm going to give you 15 seconds to answer 5 questions, now just say whatever comes to your mind when I read these questions.

:15 Is Seen

Richard: Name an animal that has 3 letters in its name...

Paul: Emu!

BUZZ

Richard: Besides the United States, name a flag that uses red, white, and blue...

Paul: Cambodia!

BUZZ

Richard: Name something that is good with Ice Cream...

Paul: Bacon!

BUZZ

Richard: Name a Holiday that is in the fall...

Paul: Guy Fawkes Day!

BUZZ

Richard: Name a brand of gasoline...

Paul: Marathon!

BUZZ

Richard: Well...those were interesting answers, but it seems no one used them on our survey. So The Warners get $0 today, but they get to come back tomorrow for another edition of "Sitcom Family Feud".

PS-The Warners are a family I created for a TV Show I'd like to make called "Bertstown", and I'll use one person or two in the family whether it's a grandma, grandpa, aunt, uncle, or in-law.

Summer Reign · 10-11-2013, 10:16 PM

I enjoyed it, Mr. Cleveland. I even had the Fresh Prince song in my head when I read that part. I hope you do more. Your original characters sound interesting as well.

MrCleveland · 10-15-2013, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Summer Reign

I enjoyed it, Mr. Cleveland. I even had the Fresh Prince song in my head when I read that part. I hope you do more. Your original characters sound interesting as well.

Thanks...

This may never be on TV because of legal actions towards characters...unless it was done by the people of "Robot Chicken".

10-07-2013, 02:58 PM	#1
MrCleveland Drew Carey from Hell Forum Star Join Date: Nov 10, 2007 Location: The City of Cleveland, in The State of Cleveland, in The United States of Cleveland Posts: 14,234	Sitcom Family Feud Game 1 FIRST... Thanks for the sitcom families people of SO, I couldn't have done it without your help (I could, but what can I say? I could use that boost). AND NOW... Johnny: It's Time Once Again To Play "Sitcom Family Feud"! And Here Is Your Host...The Ghost Of Richard Dawson! Richard: Thank You, Thank You...and welcome to "Sitcom Family Feud". We have a new family from a TV Show called "Bertstown" with us from Bertstown, Ohio...Here Come The Warners!... The Warners Enter. Tony, Helen, Paul, Dustin, Margaret, and John. Richard: So, who must you be? Tony: Tony Carmen Warner. Richard: And What Do You Do For A Living? Tony: I work with my old man at his concrete business, It's a summer job but it pays well. Richard: Okay, and you are? Helen: Helen Valeska Warner. I'm a pre-school teacher at Cathedral Community College. Richard Hugs Helen Tony: Hey...Hands Off My Wife! Richard: I do this to EVERY woman on the show! Now who's this charming young man? Paul: James Paul Warner. I live in my parents basement, I work at the Bertstown Savings and Loans and Bruschetta's Brick Oven, I still go to Cathedral Community College, I have to take the bus like everybody else, and I'll be a virgin forever! Richard: I didn't need your full-life story...and you must be? Dustin: Dustin Mark Warner. I work at Sav-a-Bunch and soon to be wed by Diandra Kelly! Richard: Okay, and this looks like the daughter. Richard tries to hug Margaret, but Margaret pushes Richard. Margaret: Hands Off! I'm Married! Richard: I usually do that to the women. Margaret: Well, I'm Margaret Elizabeth Warner I work at Aldo's and I have two daughters Harmony and Celeste. Richard: Okay, now last but not least is... John: John Paul Warner, I'm the mayor of Bertstown under the Libertarian Party. Richard: Okay, that's the Warner Family and now here's the family that they're competing against! From Bel-Air, California, Please Welcome The Banks Family! The Banks from "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" enter alongside with Will Smith. Richard: So you must be Phillip Banks? Phillip: JUDGE Phillip Banks. I'm a Judge for the city of Bel-Air. Richard: And this must be the Bank's Wife? Richard hugs Vivian Banks Vivian: Yes, I'm Vivian Banks. I'm a teacher at Bel-Air School. Richard: This must be your daughter? Richard hugs Hillary Banks and she feel weirded-out. Hillary: Yes...I'm Hillary Banks and I think I've got cooties! I have a TV Show called "Hillary" and it's a success. Richard: I'll probably watch it if there's nothing good on TV. And this is? Carlton: ...Carlton Banks! I'm a fan of your show! Carlton puts his hand out for Richard to shake, but he passes by Ashley. Richard: And this must be the youngest of them all? Richard is hesitant to hug Ashley, so he shakes her hand. Ashley: Yes, I'm Ashley Banks. Richard: And you must be...? Will: Will Smith. I live with the Banks. My aunt is Viv, my uncle is Phil,... Richard: I know, I met your family. Will: Originally, I'm from West Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days... Richard: Okay, you can tell your story later...but as of now, let's play The Feud! Richard goes by the podium and Tony and Phil walk by the podium and shake hands. Richard: Okay, 100 people took a survey on this answer with 7 different answers on the board...Name A Famous Thomas! Tony Buzzes In Richard: Tony? Tony: The English Muffin Guy! Richard: I dunno if that's a first name or a surname, but let's see Thomas' English Muffins! BUZZ Tony: What?! Richard: Now you can take the lead Phillip...Name A Famous Thomas! Phillip: Edison! Richard: America's Greatest Inventor...show me Thomas Edison! The Board shows that 26 People Guessed Edison. Richard: Okay, Phillip are you going to play or pass? Phillip: We Shall Play! Tony: And I just passed! Richard: How gross! Richard walks toward the Bank's Podium. Richard: Hello again, Vivian. Now, Name A Famous Thomas! Vivian: Jefferson! Richard: Okay, show me the writer of the Constitution! The Board Shows That 30 People Guessed Jefferson Richard: It's the #1 Answer Even. Now Hillary, It's your turn. Name a Famous Thomas! Hillary: I dunno...Hilfiger? Richard: Okay...show me Thomas Hilfiger! The Board Shows that 1 Person guessed Hilfigner Richard: Wow, that guy sure makes good clothing though. Okay Carlton...Name A Famous Thomas! Carlton: Tom Jones of Course! Carlton starts dancing Carlton: It's Not Unusual To Be Loved By Anyone... Richard: What kind of dance is that? The Peanuts Characters dance better than you. But anyhow...show me that Welsh singer Tom Jones! The Board Shows that 2 people guessed Jones Richard: Good job, but get a dance teacher. Okay Ashley, Name A Famous Thomas. Ashley: Tom Cruise. Richard: Okay...show me that crazy nut named Tom Cruise! The Board Shows 16 People guessed Cruise Richard: Wow...is he still insane or what? Now let's go to Will. Will: Wazzup, Rich? Richard: Better than calling me by another name used with my name. Okay, Name A Famous Thomas. Will: The way my uncle Phil eats...Dave Thomas, the guy who founded Wendy's. Is it a first name Thomas or a surname Thomas? Richard: I dunno, let's find out if the founder of Wendy's is up there? BUZZ Richard: Well...now the Warners have a chance to steal... The Warners are clamoring whether to answer Tom Cat or Thomas the Disciple as Richard Dawson arrives to the Warner's Podium. Paul: Would You Just Listen To Me For Once?! St. Thomas who was a Disciple should be our answer. Tony: Okay, we made our decision and we go with...Tom from "Tom and Jerry". Paul: I didn't say that! Richard: Okay...for the steal and the game...give me Thomas Cat! The Board shows 20 people guessed Tom Cat Richard: Well...the Warners have won, but what was that last answer? Crowd: St. Thomas The Board shows 5 people guessed St. Thomas Richard: Well banks, I'm afraid we have to say goodbye. Phil: Well, we could've won but my nephew had to ridicule me on television. Will: No hard feelings, I was just playin'. The Studio is seen. Will: AAH! Richard walks by the Warners Podium. Richard: Now who is going to play Fast Money? The Warners except Paul: Paul Is! Paul: Fine! Paul walks by the center to Richard Dawson. Paul: I Have To Do Everything! Richard: Just look at this...you can win your family $10,000. Okay, I'm going to give you 15 seconds to answer 5 questions, now just say whatever comes to your mind when I read these questions. :15 Is Seen Richard: Name an animal that has 3 letters in its name... Paul: Emu! BUZZ Richard: Besides the United States, name a flag that uses red, white, and blue... Paul: Cambodia! BUZZ Richard: Name something that is good with Ice Cream... Paul: Bacon! BUZZ Richard: Name a Holiday that is in the fall... Paul: Guy Fawkes Day! BUZZ Richard: Name a brand of gasoline... Paul: Marathon! BUZZ Richard: Well...those were interesting answers, but it seems no one used them on our survey. So The Warners get $0 today, but they get to come back tomorrow for another edition of "Sitcom Family Feud". PS-The Warners are a family I created for a TV Show I'd like to make called "Bertstown", and I'll use one person or two in the family whether it's a grandma, grandpa, aunt, uncle, or in-law.
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10-11-2013, 10:16 PM	#2
Summer Reign Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 10, 2013 Posts: 136	I enjoyed it, Mr. Cleveland. I even had the Fresh Prince song in my head when I read that part. I hope you do more. Your original characters sound interesting as well.
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