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Warm & Fuzzy · 02-23-2002, 01:09 AM

What if the Earth wasn't round?

What if your computer turns into a dog?

What if Mickey Mouse dined at your home?

What if your teacher says "mooooo?"

What if stars were black?

What if people turned into animals?

What if you lose your mind?

What would YOU do?

Czas na Zywiec · 02-23-2002, 01:35 AM

What if the Earth wasn't round?

THEN IT WOULD BE FLAT.

What if your computer turns into a dog?

I'D GIVE IT A DOG BISCUIT.

What if Mickey Mouse dined at your home?

I'D SERVE CHEESE.

What if your teacher says "mooooo?"

I'D ASK IF SHE WOULD WANT SOME MILK TO DRINK.

What if stars were black?

THEN WE WOULDN'T SEE THEM

What if people turned into animals?

WE'D BE ALL MOOING AND BARKING AND PURRRRRING.

What if you lose your mind?

I'D GO TO THE LOST AND FOUND AND ASK FOR A REPLACEMENT.

What would YOU do?

TOUGH QUESTION. I'D HAVE SOME CHEESECAKE.

Warm & Fuzzy · 02-23-2002, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EricMatthews

What if you lose your mind?

I'D GO TO THE LOST AND FOUND AND ASK FOR A REPLACEMENT.

What would YOU do?

TOUGH QUESTION. I'D HAVE SOME CHEESECAKE.

HAHA! Funny.

Mossopp · 02-23-2002, 07:29 AM

What if the Earth wasn't round?

I dunno. It'd be cool if it was cube-shaped though, wouldn't it!

What if your computer turns into a dog?

Then I'd kick it out the house (I hate dogs) and go'n buy a computer that turns into a cat.

What if Mickey Mouse dined at your home?

I'd need to go to the shops and buy more cheese. I'd also ask him for Donald Ducks autograph and get him to settle, once and for all, the great debate - "If Donald's a duck and Pluto's a dog...what's Goofy????"

What if your teacher says "mooooo?"

I don't have a teacher. Although if my boss said "moo" it would just confirm my opinion that he's losing his mind.

What if stars were black?

The night sky would be really boring

What if people turned into animals?

Then you could bet your bottom dollar that all men would turn into pigs!

What if you lose your mind?

Some say I already have. In fact, have I introduced myself formally? I don't believe I have -
Well, hi everyone!

My name is Mossopp but you may know me as Graptor, the 50ft lizard warrior.

Faaaaaaaaaaaare thee well!

Mossopp
(or 'Graptor', whichever you prefer)

Kay Scarpetta · 02-23-2002, 01:40 PM

What if the Earth wasn't round?
I'd most likely fall

What if your computer turns into a dog?
I'd have someone to talk to

What if Mickey Mouse dined at your home?
I'd be scared

What if your teacher says "mooooo?"
I'd go up and slap her

What if stars were black?
I wouldn't be able to see them, therefore, no wishes

What if people turned into animals?
That'd be down right stupid

What if you lose your mind?
I'd go look for it

What would YOU do?
mmmm....don't know

ks · 02-23-2002, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
What if the Earth wasn't round?

Then I guess people would be able to fall off of it...?

What if your computer turns into a dog?

]I'd confront Steve and buy a DELL.

What if Mickey Mouse dined at your home?

I'd have to invite my 40 year old uncle, considering he's obsessed with him...just goes to show no one is too old for Mickey!

What if your teacher says "mooooo?"

I wouldn't think anything of it considering I hear it all the time on the TD board. However, I wonder what it would sound like if my Spanish teacher said it in Spanish...?

What if stars were black?

Then the night sky would be dark and depressing.

What if people turned into animals?

I'm all for Gracie's answer. However, I think it might be kinda cool to be a cat for a day and catch up on some much needed rest.

What if you lose your mind?

Nothing would change...it's already gone. I must admitt though-I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

What would YOU do?

I used to watch that show in Nickelodeon!

Ewan's My Man · 02-23-2002, 02:10 PM

What if the Earth wasn't round?
Columbus would have been wrong...

What if your computer turns into a dog?
I'd need to find out where to attach the phone cord...

What if Mickey Mouse dined at your home?
Tell him to leave and to bring back someone cool...like Mallificent(sp?)

What if your teacher says "mooooo?"
Um...I'd use it as an excuse to skip their class...

What if stars were black?
Life wouldn't be...romantic

What if people turned into animals?
People are animals already...

What if you lose your mind?
I'd buy a new one...

What would YOU do?
Get up off my feet and stop makin TIRED excuses...

MyStErIoUs ChIck · 02-23-2002, 02:22 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by #1JoFan

What if Mickey Mouse dined at your home?
Tell him to leave and to bring back someone cool...like Mallificent(sp?)

I have a poster of her on my wall and it says "Draped
in darkness.Cloaked in mystery.About to cast her spell"
Just thought I'd share that.

Hollow · 02-23-2002, 02:31 PM

What if the Earth wasn't round? Then itd be weird lol

What if your computer turns into a dog? then i wouldnt have a computer

What if Mickey Mouse dined at your home? i dunno

What if your teacher says "mooooo?" then shed just be a freak i guess

What if stars were black? we would see em in daytime? i guess

What if people turned into animals? i dunno

What if you lose your mind? i always lose my mind

ILuvJoandBlair · 02-23-2002, 06:51 PM

What if the Earth wasn't round?
Then I'd be flat

What if your computer turns into a dog?
I'd faint

What if Mickey Mouse dined at your home?
Tell him to get out

What if your teacher says "mooooo?"
I'd worry about her

What if stars were black?
We wouldn't be able to see them

What if people turned into animals?
I'd be afraid that someone will eat me

What if you lose your mind?
That would explain my stupidity

What would YOU do?
I don't know, you tell me

02-23-2002, 01:09 AM	#1
Warm & Fuzzy Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 02, 2001 Posts: 10,254	What ifs.... What if the Earth wasn't round? What if your computer turns into a dog? What if Mickey Mouse dined at your home? What if your teacher says "mooooo?" What if stars were black? What if people turned into animals? What if you lose your mind? What would YOU do?
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02-23-2002, 01:35 AM	#2
Czas na Zywiec what up Forum Star Join Date: Jun 28, 2001 Location: Southwest Side, Chicago Posts: 18,398	Re: What ifs.... What if the Earth wasn't round? THEN IT WOULD BE FLAT. What if your computer turns into a dog? I'D GIVE IT A DOG BISCUIT. What if Mickey Mouse dined at your home? I'D SERVE CHEESE. What if your teacher says "mooooo?" I'D ASK IF SHE WOULD WANT SOME MILK TO DRINK. What if stars were black? THEN WE WOULDN'T SEE THEM What if people turned into animals? WE'D BE ALL MOOING AND BARKING AND PURRRRRING. What if you lose your mind? I'D GO TO THE LOST AND FOUND AND ASK FOR A REPLACEMENT. What would YOU do? TOUGH QUESTION. I'D HAVE SOME CHEESECAKE.

02-23-2002, 07:29 AM	#4
Mossopp asleep at the wheel Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 30, 2000 Location: Helensburgh, Scotland Posts: 3,726	Re: What ifs.... What if the Earth wasn't round? I dunno. It'd be cool if it was cube-shaped though, wouldn't it! What if your computer turns into a dog? Then I'd kick it out the house (I hate dogs) and go'n buy a computer that turns into a cat. What if Mickey Mouse dined at your home? I'd need to go to the shops and buy more cheese. I'd also ask him for Donald Ducks autograph and get him to settle, once and for all, the great debate - "If Donald's a duck and Pluto's a dog...what's Goofy????" What if your teacher says "mooooo?" I don't have a teacher. Although if my boss said "moo" it would just confirm my opinion that he's losing his mind. What if stars were black? The night sky would be really boring What if people turned into animals? Then you could bet your bottom dollar that all men would turn into pigs! What if you lose your mind? Some say I already have. In fact, have I introduced myself formally? I don't believe I have - Well, hi everyone! My name is Mossopp but you may know me as Graptor, the 50ft lizard warrior. Faaaaaaaaaaaare thee well! Mossopp (or 'Graptor', whichever you prefer)
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02-23-2002, 01:40 PM	#5
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	Re: What ifs.... What if the Earth wasn't round? I'd most likely fall What if your computer turns into a dog? I'd have someone to talk to What if Mickey Mouse dined at your home? I'd be scared What if your teacher says "mooooo?" I'd go up and slap her What if stars were black? I wouldn't be able to see them, therefore, no wishes What if people turned into animals? That'd be down right stupid What if you lose your mind? I'd go look for it What would YOU do? mmmm....don't know
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02-23-2002, 02:10 PM	#7
Ewan's My Man I'll Cover You Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 29, 2001 Location: Beneath the opera house... Posts: 5,682	What if the Earth wasn't round? Columbus would have been wrong... What if your computer turns into a dog? I'd need to find out where to attach the phone cord... What if Mickey Mouse dined at your home? Tell him to leave and to bring back someone cool...like Mallificent(sp?) What if your teacher says "mooooo?" Um...I'd use it as an excuse to skip their class... What if stars were black? Life wouldn't be...romantic What if people turned into animals? People are animals already... What if you lose your mind? I'd buy a new one... What would YOU do? Get up off my feet and stop makin TIRED excuses...
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02-23-2002, 02:22 PM	#8
MyStErIoUs ChIck deep thinker Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: nowhere special Posts: 378	[QUOTE]Originally posted by #1JoFan What if Mickey Mouse dined at your home? Tell him to leave and to bring back someone cool...like Mallificent(sp?) I have a poster of her on my wall and it says "Draped in darkness.Cloaked in mystery.About to cast her spell" Just thought I'd share that.

02-23-2002, 02:31 PM	#9
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	What if the Earth wasn't round? Then itd be weird lol What if your computer turns into a dog? then i wouldnt have a computer What if Mickey Mouse dined at your home? i dunno What if your teacher says "mooooo?" then shed just be a freak i guess What if stars were black? we would see em in daytime? i guess What if people turned into animals? i dunno What if you lose your mind? i always lose my mind

02-23-2002, 06:51 PM	#10
ILuvJoandBlair #1 Mariah Carey Fan Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 07, 2001 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 531	What if the Earth wasn't round? Then I'd be flat What if your computer turns into a dog? I'd faint What if Mickey Mouse dined at your home? Tell him to get out What if your teacher says "mooooo?" I'd worry about her What if stars were black? We wouldn't be able to see them What if people turned into animals? I'd be afraid that someone will eat me What if you lose your mind? That would explain my stupidity What would YOU do? I don't know, you tell me