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02-22-2002, 04:28 PM
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Newspaper Headlines You Want to See
Muslim Extremists Realize they are Infidels, Blow Themselves Up!
World Peace Declared! Britney Spears, Celine Dion, Kathie Lee Gifford, Jennifer Aniston, Rosie o'Donnell, Oprah Winfrey, the Olsen twins, and Whitney Houston Decide to Colonize Mars; Never Communicate with Earth Again! New York City and Boston to Trade Baseball Teams! Boston Bruins win Stanley Cup! September 11th Attacks were Really Just a Cruel Joke; WTC and Pentagon Still Stand! What do you want to see? |
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02-22-2002, 04:53 PM
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"Mariah Carey stops singing" *blocks ears* "Nomar Quits" *cackles* "Since the Sox are so bad, the MLB Association TOOK THEM OUT OF THE ML!!!!!!!" *cackles even more* "Peace between Northern and Southern Ireland" "MA. acting Governor Jane 'Not-so-Swift' resigns" *snickers* |
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"oh mi godddd RENT's a mooovie! lyke 525600 minuuuuuuutes!" No. To be a Broadway Freak, you must live, eat, sleep, study, devout, think, obsess, dream, believe Broadway. You must know original & revival casts, soundtracks, performance runs, dates, theatres, numbers, how many Tony Awards A Chorus Line won. You must be Broadway. That's right bitches. I AM Broadway. Last edited by Kay Scarpetta; 02-22-2002 at 04:55 PM. |
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02-22-2002, 06:09 PM
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02-22-2002, 07:29 PM
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02-22-2002, 08:00 PM
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02-22-2002, 11:51 PM
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Re: Newspaper Headlines You Want to See
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 Those are great Kristen! I agree with them- what a good day it would be if they were true. Here's one for all you Nick-at-Nite "fans" for the entertainment section.  "Nick-at-Nite declares bankruptcy; bad programming and low ratings cited as reason" |
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02-22-2002, 11:55 PM
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JO'S THE BOMB WINS THE GOLD MEDAL!
 BIN LADEN: CAPTURED McKEON MOVES IN WITH JENNY! |
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"To the world, you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world." ~Unknown Last edited by Warm & Fuzzy; 02-22-2002 at 11:57 PM. |
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02-23-2002, 12:13 AM
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BOSTON RED SOX WIN WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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02-23-2002, 12:53 PM
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Bin Laden Captured Also..................... JennyLee stars in a sitcom! LOL  
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02-23-2002, 01:21 PM
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02-23-2002, 01:23 PM
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02-23-2002, 01:32 PM
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02-23-2002, 04:39 PM
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I'm all for that one! or... "KS buys out Nick@Nite and the good shows are finally returned-controversial or not!" "Atlanta Braves sweep Yankees in the World Series." "Movie to be made staring those of SitcomsOnline, with TJ as director." "Ted Turner and George Stinbrenner mysteriously disappear." "The Division renewed for a twelveth season." "Carter dumps Susan and says hello to Abby once again." "Chandra Levy mystery finally solved." "McKeon comes to Alabama." "WTC rebuilt as economy is better than ever." "Bush takes second term in office." "Gore decides to be the President of Mars where Spears now lives." That was fun! I could go on and on...ks |
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02-23-2002, 07:09 PM
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02-23-2002, 07:18 PM
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