Leslie Jordan To Appear on "American Horror Story: Coven" - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

JamesG · 08-28-2013, 05:06 PM

From Leslie Jordan's Official Facebook
8/27/13

BIG NEWS: On September 5, 2013 in New Orleans I join the storied cast of "American Horror Story". I have always loved Mr. Murphy's work and am so honored. MY GOD. Jessica Lange? (I fell in love with her when she played Patsy Cline and Ann Wedgeworth who played her mother offered her a "sugar tit.")

Kathy Bates? (I fell in love with her in this real obscure Altman film When You Coming Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean? It starred our deeply missed Sudi Bond and Karen Black. And Cher... yes Cher... pre-sugury... and beyond brilliant. "He loved these old melons." She was talking about her breasts that she had lost to cancer and how much her boyfriend had loved her tits.

Then Kathy Bates screamed "My Mel brought in another one." Talking about an oil well. She kicked up her cowboy boots, hooted and I fell in love. Only a true Southerner is worthy of that kind of worship from me.)

Angela Basset? When she walked into that sad motel having just had the **** beat out of her in the back of Ike's limo and she measurably said, "My name is Tina Turner..." and went on to explain all she had was a gas credit card and a few cents and that sweet clerk gave her a room for the night which became the basis of her comeback, I died.)

Oh, who else.... EVERYBODY THAT IS ANYBODY... that's who. I'm tickled pink. The only sad part is that my ex-friend who now thinks I'm a creep should be sharing all of this with me. He was living with me when I found out. I was so excited, I hung up the phone and said, "Well, honey, I'm gonna be on AMERICAN HORROR STORY, maybe you'll sleep with me now." (He's REAL straight!")

Then I ran into take a shower, pulled off all my clothes and ran back in the living room and did a very short-timed shimmy! Well, that has become a large part of the litany of things used against me to prove what a horrible person I am.

And how I am a wolf and not a Sheppard as I should be. But I'm trying so hard to be a Sheppard and not a wolf. I was kidding. Y'ALL. Really really kidding. Of course at 58, it's a wonder he didn't fall over dead having to see me naked but I was just so filled with joy, I wasn't thinking properly.

But how much longer must I be held accountable for this silly transgression. How much longer?

https://www.facebook.com/thelesliejordan

08-28-2013, 05:06 PM	#1
JamesG Freakshow Moderator Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 01, 2008 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 57,136	Leslie Jordan To Appear on "American Horror Story: Coven" From Leslie Jordan's Official Facebook 8/27/13 BIG NEWS: On September 5, 2013 in New Orleans I join the storied cast of "American Horror Story". I have always loved Mr. Murphy's work and am so honored. MY GOD. Jessica Lange? (I fell in love with her when she played Patsy Cline and Ann Wedgeworth who played her mother offered her a "sugar tit.") Kathy Bates? (I fell in love with her in this real obscure Altman film When You Coming Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean? It starred our deeply missed Sudi Bond and Karen Black. And Cher... yes Cher... pre-sugury... and beyond brilliant. "He loved these old melons." She was talking about her breasts that she had lost to cancer and how much her boyfriend had loved her tits. Then Kathy Bates screamed "My Mel brought in another one." Talking about an oil well. She kicked up her cowboy boots, hooted and I fell in love. Only a true Southerner is worthy of that kind of worship from me.) Angela Basset? When she walked into that sad motel having just had the **** beat out of her in the back of Ike's limo and she measurably said, "My name is Tina Turner..." and went on to explain all she had was a gas credit card and a few cents and that sweet clerk gave her a room for the night which became the basis of her comeback, I died.) Oh, who else.... EVERYBODY THAT IS ANYBODY... that's who. I'm tickled pink. The only sad part is that my ex-friend who now thinks I'm a creep should be sharing all of this with me. He was living with me when I found out. I was so excited, I hung up the phone and said, "Well, honey, I'm gonna be on AMERICAN HORROR STORY, maybe you'll sleep with me now." (He's REAL straight!") Then I ran into take a shower, pulled off all my clothes and ran back in the living room and did a very short-timed shimmy! Well, that has become a large part of the litany of things used against me to prove what a horrible person I am. And how I am a wolf and not a Sheppard as I should be. But I'm trying so hard to be a Sheppard and not a wolf. I was kidding. Y'ALL. Really really kidding. Of course at 58, it's a wonder he didn't fall over dead having to see me naked but I was just so filled with joy, I wasn't thinking properly. But how much longer must I be held accountable for this silly transgression. How much longer? https://www.facebook.com/thelesliejordan Attached Images