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Czas na Zywiec · 02-20-2002, 10:46 PM

Just some funny thoughts to ponder on.

Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote?
Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?

If God sneezes...what should you say?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

Since cats always land on their feet and jelly bread always lands jelly-side down, what happens if you tie jelly bread to the back of a cat?

XoVanillaRain90oX · 02-20-2002, 10:49 PM

huh..never really thought about it!! good point! lol

LucyFan · 02-20-2002, 11:10 PM

These are excellent questions. There is some I have even not thought of. But anyway, good piont!

Kristina · 02-20-2002, 11:26 PM

Why is Kristina a tootiefan4life?

Kay Scarpetta · 02-20-2002, 11:38 PM

What color does a Smurf turn if he holds his breath? He can't turn blue...

and, alas, my personal favorite-

What the hell is so great about Nancy McKeon?!?

Bootsy Whoosh · 02-21-2002, 12:11 AM

Karli, you trying to start trouble?!

Quote:

Originally posted by EricMatthews
Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote?
Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?

Well I know that if it's a tape I don't want to get accidently taped over, I'll eject it even if I leave it there and don't get up to get it right away. I've accidently hit the record button and taped over things one too many times.

Kay Scarpetta · 02-21-2002, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bootsy Whoosh
Karli, you trying to start trouble?!

Well I know that if it's a tape I don't want to get accidently taped over, I'll eject it even if I leave it there and don't get up to get it right away. I've accidently hit the record button and taped over things one too many times.

*grins innocently* Me?!?! Nah....

Anyways, yes, I've taped over my 1st, 2nd, and 3rd birthday parties, not to mention my First Communion and my sisters First Communion, also not to mention my dads tape of the Godfather I, II, and III.

Warm & Fuzzy · 02-21-2002, 01:39 PM

OMG, Eric Matthews, those were halarious! HEHE

moofomoo · 02-21-2002, 02:40 PM

~~~~BE RIDDLED NO MORE!!!!~~~~

Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote? *Because we're lazy.
Don't you have to get up to get to the tape? *eventually.

Did Adam and Eve have navels? *Yesh, God went *poke* you're Adam, and *poke* you're Eve.

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? *Yesh they do, see Rugrats for details.

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? *He's a wuss at heart. Beneath that strong exterior is a man who wonders if saving the day means he'll chip a nail.

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? *Of course! And if it lands on an animal, it makes a "squish"

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? *To keep out cows.

If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him? *Absolutely, he might be telling the truth. *snickers*

If God sneezes...what should you say? *"How did you do that?"

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? *The Polish have a reputation of walking into them, the Dutch are not as dumb.

(no offense meant if you are Polish)

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? *Yesh, but only if it's made with vegetable oil.

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? *Nah, they have to burn the body longer cuz of the scabs and stuff...it's really sick if you think about it.

Since cats always land on their feet and jelly bread always lands jelly-side down, what happens if you tie jelly bread to the back of a cat? *The cat will eventually gnaw it off. (You didn't ask if the cat was thrown out the window with the bread on it)

**moo, who says if you ask a silly question, you're gonna get an answer from MOO!**

moofomoo · 02-21-2002, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
What color does a Smurf turn if he holds his breath? He can't turn blue...

and, alas, my personal favorite-

What the hell is so great about Nancy McKeon?!?

Smurfs turn purple, I saw that episode.
But as to what's so great about Nancy McKeon? the N the M and the K are the only great things about that. The person? Thats an individual viewpoint, not to be answered by a single moo.

If I were a HERD on the other hand...

**moo, the single**

Mossopp · 02-21-2002, 02:46 PM

Moo, you crack me up!

Kay Scarpetta · 02-21-2002, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mossopp
Moo, you crack me up!

Yeah Gracie, your the funniest Moo ever

moofomoo · 02-21-2002, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
Yeah Gracie, your the funniest Moo ever

Name another Moo...LOL

**moo, the funniest cuz she's the ONLY moo!**

Ags2000 · 02-21-2002, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever

*grins innocently* Me?!?! Nah....

Anyways, yes, I've taped over my 1st, 2nd, and 3rd birthday parties, not to mention my First Communion and my sisters First Communion, also not to mention my dads tape of the Godfather I, II, and III.

lol No wonder your dad painted over your Lisa Whelchel stuff

D

Chocoholic · 02-21-2002, 04:36 PM

Why is what a doctor does called a "practice"?

If dogs sweat through their tongues, then why do they have armpits?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?

Why doesn't glue stick to the jar?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy beer when you can't drink and drive?

Why is it that customers in the supermarket can remember the sales price of every item in the store, but they can't remember to bring their wallet or checkbook into the store?

02-20-2002, 10:46 PM	#1
Czas na Zywiec what up Forum Star Join Date: Jun 28, 2001 Location: Southwest Side, Chicago Posts: 18,398	Life's unanswered questions..... Just some funny thoughts to ponder on. Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote? Don't you have to get up to get to the tape? Did Adam and Eve have navels? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him? If God sneezes...what should you say? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? Since cats always land on their feet and jelly bread always lands jelly-side down, what happens if you tie jelly bread to the back of a cat?

02-20-2002, 10:49 PM	#2
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02-21-2002, 01:39 PM	#8
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02-21-2002, 02:40 PM	#9
moofomoo #1 Hans Conried fan Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 29, 2001 Location: land of Liberty and Justice for ALL...you got a problem with that? Posts: 770	Life's unanswered questions.....ANSWERED! ~~~~BE RIDDLED NO MORE!!!!~~~~ Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote? Because we're lazy. Don't you have to get up to get to the tape? eventually. Did Adam and Eve have navels? Yesh, God went poke* you're Adam, and poke you're Eve. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Yesh they do, see Rugrats for details. How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? He's a wuss at heart. Beneath that strong exterior is a man who wonders if saving the day means he'll chip a nail. If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Of course! And if it lands on an animal, it makes a "squish" If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? To keep out cows. If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him? Absolutely, he might be telling the truth. snickers* If God sneezes...what should you say? "How did you do that?" If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? The Polish have a reputation of walking into them, the Dutch are not as dumb. (no offense meant if you are Polish) Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? Yesh, but only if it's made with vegetable oil. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? Nah, they have to burn the body longer cuz of the scabs and stuff...it's really sick if you think about it. Since cats always land on their feet and jelly bread always lands jelly-side down, what happens if you tie jelly bread to the back of a cat? The cat will eventually gnaw it off. (You didn't ask if the cat was thrown out the window with the bread on it) moo, who says if you ask a silly question, you're gonna get an answer from MOO!*

02-20-2002, 11:10 PM	#3
LucyFan Still Loving Lucy! Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 23, 2001 Location: In the Wonderful World of Lucy! Posts: 8,198	These are excellent questions. There is some I have even not thought of. But anyway, good piont!

02-20-2002, 11:26 PM	#4
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02-21-2002, 04:36 PM	#15
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Why is what a doctor does called a "practice"? If dogs sweat through their tongues, then why do they have armpits? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation? Why doesn't glue stick to the jar? Why do you need a driver's license to buy beer when you can't drink and drive? Why is it that customers in the supermarket can remember the sales price of every item in the store, but they can't remember to bring their wallet or checkbook into the store?