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robyrob · 07-09-2013, 02:15 AM

Vandalism Suspect Caught Only Wearing Spider-Man Underwear

Cincinnati (AP) - Authorities in Cincinnati have arrested a man who they say was vandalizing a high school while wearing only Spider-Man underwear.

The Cincinnati Enquirer reports that it happened early Sunday when a suspect used rocks to break several windows at Moeller High School, crawled in one of the windows and sprayed fire extinguishers around the building.

Hamilton County sheriff's deputies say 23-year-old Thomas Williams was wearing Spider-Man underwear when he was arrested. The 6-foot-5, 295-pound Kenwood man was charged with felony vandalism and breaking and entering.

Police reports gave no explanation for Williams' attire.

robyrob · 07-09-2013, 02:17 AM

...I really want to see how this one turns out.

I have so many questions - was this just the beginning of a poorly-planned crime spree? did he think no one would recognize him in his Spidey underoos? or was the uniform for stealth purposes? he's a pretty big guy - are these a custom-tailored outfit or just a really snug fit? does he actually see himself as some sort of vigilante fighting the evil powers that be of his former highschool? did he actually make peew peew peew sounds as he sprayed the fire extinguishers all over the place, or was he pretending that it was his spiderman webbing he was shooting?

Tubehead · 07-16-2013, 10:30 PM

With great power comes great responsibility

Zoneboy · 07-17-2013, 12:41 AM

Vahan · 07-17-2013, 12:44 AM

Charles, you always crack me up with these kinds of posts.

Zoneboy · 07-17-2013, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vahan

Charles, you always crack me up with these kinds of posts.

Thanks.

catlover79 · 07-17-2013, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoneboy

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07-09-2013, 02:17 AM	#2
robyrob certified wackball#3 Moderator Forum Icon Join Date: Aug 03, 2003 Location: hiding under the third booth at Arnold's Posts: 58,206	...I really want to see how this one turns out. I have so many questions - was this just the beginning of a poorly-planned crime spree? did he think no one would recognize him in his Spidey underoos? or was the uniform for stealth purposes? he's a pretty big guy - are these a custom-tailored outfit or just a really snug fit? does he actually see himself as some sort of vigilante fighting the evil powers that be of his former highschool? did he actually make peew peew peew sounds as he sprayed the fire extinguishers all over the place, or was he pretending that it was his spiderman webbing he was shooting?

07-17-2013, 12:44 AM	#5
Vahan Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 14, 2008 Posts: 2,712	Charles, you always crack me up with these kinds of posts.