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Czas na Zywiec · 02-19-2002, 12:28 AM

I was reading an online quiz, and just wanted to ask all of you what your answers would be! I thought some of these answers were so funny!

If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather:
A. Count all the grains of sand on the earth
B. Dig to China with a teaspoon
C. Drain the ocean with an eyedropper
D. Listen to "Blame it on the Rain" forever

What do you do when someone steals your parking space?
A. Politely gesture that you were there first
B. Let it slide and drive away
C. Let it slide, but wish a plague on the driver's family
D. Honk, swear, and physically assault the driver's car

How did Stonehenge really come to be?
A. Witchcraft and sorcery are the only explanations
B. An ancient culture had lots of time on their hands
C. An advanced race from another planet is just trying to mess with us
D. Some mysteries are best left unanswered

(JWillHight, I thought you'd like this question!

)

If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose?
A. Pushing a giant stone up a never-ending hill
B. Starving with delicious food always just out of reach
C. Whatever I touch turns to dust
D. Whenever I try to speak, animal sounds take the place of words

If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it?
A. I'd bury it in the backyard, fast. Those things are bad luck!
B. I'd use it to enhance my dating life
C. I'd use it to boost sales in my company
D. Vegas, baby. I'd beat every house on the strip

vienna waits · 02-19-2002, 02:03 AM

If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather:
B. Dig to China with a teaspoon

What do you do when someone steals your parking space?
B. Let it slide and drive away

How did Stonehenge really come to be?
B. An ancient culture had lots of time on their hands

If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose?
D. Whenever I try to speak, animal sounds take the place of words

If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it?
B. I'd use it to enhance my dating life

Bootsy Whoosh · 02-19-2002, 11:13 AM

My answers are in bold. The answers I found most amusing have a

after them.

If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather:
A. Count all the grains of sand on the earth
B. Dig to China with a teaspoon
C. Drain the ocean with an eyedropper
D. Listen to "Blame it on the Rain" forever

What do you do when someone steals your parking space?
A. Politely gesture that you were there first
B. Let it slide and drive away
C. Let it slide, but wish a plague on the driver's family

D. Honk, swear, and physically assault the driver's car

How did Stonehenge really come to be?
A. Witchcraft and sorcery are the only explanations

B. An ancient culture had lots of time on their hands
C. An advanced race from another planet is just trying to mess with us
D. Some mysteries are best left unanswered

If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose?
A. Pushing a giant stone up a never-ending hill
B. Starving with delicious food always just out of reach

C. Whatever I touch turns to dust
D. Whenever I try to speak, animal sounds take the place of words

If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it?
A. I'd bury it in the backyard, fast. Those things are bad luck!
B. I'd use it to enhance my dating life
C. I'd use it to boost sales in my company
D. Vegas, baby. I'd beat every house on the strip

Kay Scarpetta · 02-19-2002, 01:15 PM

If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather:
A. Count all the grains of sand on the earth
B. Dig to China with a teaspoon
C. Drain the ocean with an eyedropper
D. Listen to "Blame it on the Rain" forever

What do you do when someone steals your parking space?
A. Politely gesture that you were there first
B. Let it slide and drive away
C. Let it slide, but wish a plague on the driver's family
D. Honk, swear, and physically assault the driver's car

How did Stonehenge really come to be?
A. Witchcraft and sorcery are the only explanations
B. An ancient culture had lots of time on their hands
C. An advanced race from another planet is just trying to mess with us
D. Some mysteries are best left unanswered

If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose?
A. Pushing a giant stone up a never-ending hill
B. Starving with delicious food always just out of reach
C. Whatever I touch turns to dust
D. Whenever I try to speak, animal sounds take the place of words

If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it?
A. I'd bury it in the backyard, fast. Those things are bad luck!
B. I'd use it to enhance my dating life
C. I'd use it to boost sales in my company
D. Vegas, baby. I'd beat every house on the strip

Mossopp · 02-19-2002, 02:28 PM

If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather:
A. Count all the grains of sand on the earth
B. Dig to China with a teaspoon
C. Drain the ocean with an eyedropper
D. Listen to "Blame it on the Rain" forever

What do you do when someone steals your parking space?
A. Politely gesture that you were there first
B. Let it slide and drive away
C. Let it slide, but wish a plague on the driver's family
D. Honk, swear, and physically assault the driver's car

How did Stonehenge really come to be?
A. Witchcraft and sorcery are the only explanations
B. An ancient culture had lots of time on their hands
C. An advanced race from another planet is just trying to mess with us
D. Some mysteries are best left unanswered

If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose?
A. Pushing a giant stone up a never-ending hill
B. Starving with delicious food always just out of reach
C. Whatever I touch turns to dust
D. Whenever I try to speak, animal sounds take the place of words

If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it?
A. I'd bury it in the backyard, fast. Those things are bad luck!
B. I'd use it to enhance my dating life
C. I'd use it to boost sales in my company
D. Vegas, baby. I'd beat every house on the strip

dawsongirl · 02-19-2002, 03:56 PM

If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather:
B. Dig to China with a teaspoon

What do you do when someone steals your parking space?
A. Politely gesture that you were there first

How did Stonehenge really come to be?
B. An ancient culture had lots of time on their hands

If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose?
D. Whenever I try to speak, animal sounds take the place of words

If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it?
B. I'd use it to enhance my dating life

Max Whittaker · 02-19-2002, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EricMatthews

If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather:

C. Drain the ocean with an eyedropper

What do you do when someone steals your parking space?

B. Let it slide and drive away

How did Stonehenge really come to be formed
C. An advanced race from another planet is just trying to mess with us.

If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose?

A. Pushing a giant stone up a never-ending hill

If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it?

A. I'd bury it in the backyard, fast. Those things are bad luck! (Actually, I'd say "dangerous")

DJM77 · 02-20-2002, 12:03 AM

If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather:
C. Drain the ocean with an eyedropper

What do you do when someone steals your parking space?
A. Politely gesture that you were there first

How did Stonehenge really come to be?
D. Some mysteries are best left unanswered

If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose?
D. Whenever I try to speak, animal sounds take the place of words

If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it?
D. Vegas, baby. I'd beat every house on the strip

XoVanillaRain90oX · 02-20-2002, 10:46 PM

If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather:
A. Count all the grains of sand on the earth
B. Dig to China with a teaspoon
C. Drain the ocean with an eyedropper
D. Listen to "Blame it on the Rain" forever

What do you do when someone steals your parking space?
A. Politely gesture that you were there first
B. Let it slide and drive away
C. Let it slide, but wish a plague on the driver's family
D. Honk, swear, and physically assault the driver's car

How did Stonehenge really come to be?
A. Witchcraft and sorcery are the only explanations
B. An ancient culture had lots of time on their hands
C. An advanced race from another planet is just trying to mess with us
D. Some mysteries are best left unanswered

If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose?
A. Pushing a giant stone up a never-ending hill
B. Starving with delicious food always just out of reach
C. Whatever I touch turns to dust
D. Whenever I try to speak, animal sounds take the place of words

If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it?
A. I'd bury it in the backyard, fast. Those things are bad luck!
B. I'd use it to enhance my dating life
C. I'd use it to boost sales in my company
D. Vegas, baby. I'd beat every house on the strip

Mr. Shy Guy · 02-21-2002, 12:15 PM

If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather:
C. Drain the ocean with an eyedropper

What do you do when someone steals your parking space?
D. Honk, swear, and physically assault the driver's car

How did Stonehenge really come to be?
B. An ancient culture had lots of time on their hands

If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose?
D. Whenever I try to speak, animal sounds take the place of words

If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it?
B. I'd use it to enhance my dating life

02-19-2002, 12:28 AM	#1
Czas na Zywiec what up Forum Star Join Date: Jun 28, 2001 Location: Southwest Side, Chicago Posts: 18,398	If you were condemned to eternal punishment....... I was reading an online quiz, and just wanted to ask all of you what your answers would be! I thought some of these answers were so funny! If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather: A. Count all the grains of sand on the earth B. Dig to China with a teaspoon C. Drain the ocean with an eyedropper D. Listen to "Blame it on the Rain" forever What do you do when someone steals your parking space? A. Politely gesture that you were there first B. Let it slide and drive away C. Let it slide, but wish a plague on the driver's family D. Honk, swear, and physically assault the driver's car How did Stonehenge really come to be? A. Witchcraft and sorcery are the only explanations B. An ancient culture had lots of time on their hands C. An advanced race from another planet is just trying to mess with us D. Some mysteries are best left unanswered (JWillHight, I thought you'd like this question! ) If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose? A. Pushing a giant stone up a never-ending hill B. Starving with delicious food always just out of reach C. Whatever I touch turns to dust D. Whenever I try to speak, animal sounds take the place of words If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it? A. I'd bury it in the backyard, fast. Those things are bad luck! B. I'd use it to enhance my dating life C. I'd use it to boost sales in my company D. Vegas, baby. I'd beat every house on the strip
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02-19-2002, 02:03 AM	#2
vienna waits avatars are stupid. Forum Superstar Join Date: May 18, 2001 Location: Ravenclaw Common Room Posts: 29,859	Re: If you were condemned to eternal punishment....... If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather: B. Dig to China with a teaspoon What do you do when someone steals your parking space? B. Let it slide and drive away How did Stonehenge really come to be? B. An ancient culture had lots of time on their hands If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose? D. Whenever I try to speak, animal sounds take the place of words If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it? B. I'd use it to enhance my dating life
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02-19-2002, 11:13 AM	#3
Bootsy Whoosh Storms abrewin'... Senior Member Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: The Alpha Quadrant, Sector 001 Posts: 2,104	My answers are in bold. The answers I found most amusing have a after them. If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather: A. Count all the grains of sand on the earth B. Dig to China with a teaspoon C. Drain the ocean with an eyedropper D. Listen to "Blame it on the Rain" forever What do you do when someone steals your parking space? A. Politely gesture that you were there first B. Let it slide and drive away C. Let it slide, but wish a plague on the driver's family D. Honk, swear, and physically assault the driver's car How did Stonehenge really come to be? A. Witchcraft and sorcery are the only explanations B. An ancient culture had lots of time on their hands C. An advanced race from another planet is just trying to mess with us D. Some mysteries are best left unanswered If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose? A. Pushing a giant stone up a never-ending hill B. Starving with delicious food always just out of reach C. Whatever I touch turns to dust D. Whenever I try to speak, animal sounds take the place of words If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it? A. I'd bury it in the backyard, fast. Those things are bad luck! B. I'd use it to enhance my dating life C. I'd use it to boost sales in my company D. Vegas, baby. I'd beat every house on the strip
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02-19-2002, 01:15 PM	#4
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	Re: If you were condemned to eternal punishment....... If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather: A. Count all the grains of sand on the earth B. Dig to China with a teaspoon C. Drain the ocean with an eyedropper D. Listen to "Blame it on the Rain" forever What do you do when someone steals your parking space? A. Politely gesture that you were there first B. Let it slide and drive away C. Let it slide, but wish a plague on the driver's family D. Honk, swear, and physically assault the driver's car How did Stonehenge really come to be? A. Witchcraft and sorcery are the only explanations B. An ancient culture had lots of time on their hands C. An advanced race from another planet is just trying to mess with us D. Some mysteries are best left unanswered If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose? A. Pushing a giant stone up a never-ending hill B. Starving with delicious food always just out of reach C. Whatever I touch turns to dust D. Whenever I try to speak, animal sounds take the place of words If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it? A. I'd bury it in the backyard, fast. Those things are bad luck! B. I'd use it to enhance my dating life C. I'd use it to boost sales in my company D. Vegas, baby. I'd beat every house on the strip
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02-19-2002, 02:28 PM	#5
Mossopp asleep at the wheel Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 30, 2000 Location: Helensburgh, Scotland Posts: 3,726	Re: If you were condemned to eternal punishment....... If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather: A. Count all the grains of sand on the earth B. Dig to China with a teaspoon C. Drain the ocean with an eyedropper D. Listen to "Blame it on the Rain" forever What do you do when someone steals your parking space? A. Politely gesture that you were there first B. Let it slide and drive away C. Let it slide, but wish a plague on the driver's family D. Honk, swear, and physically assault the driver's car How did Stonehenge really come to be? A. Witchcraft and sorcery are the only explanations B. An ancient culture had lots of time on their hands C. An advanced race from another planet is just trying to mess with us D. Some mysteries are best left unanswered If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose? A. Pushing a giant stone up a never-ending hill B. Starving with delicious food always just out of reach C. Whatever I touch turns to dust D. Whenever I try to speak, animal sounds take the place of words If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it? A. I'd bury it in the backyard, fast. Those things are bad luck! B. I'd use it to enhance my dating life C. I'd use it to boost sales in my company D. Vegas, baby. I'd beat every house on the strip
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02-19-2002, 03:56 PM	#6
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02-20-2002, 12:03 AM	#8
DJM77 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: Missouri Posts: 5,566	Re: If you were condemned to eternal punishment....... If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather: C. Drain the ocean with an eyedropper What do you do when someone steals your parking space? A. Politely gesture that you were there first How did Stonehenge really come to be? D. Some mysteries are best left unanswered If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose? D. Whenever I try to speak, animal sounds take the place of words If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it? D. Vegas, baby. I'd beat every house on the strip
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02-20-2002, 10:46 PM	#9
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02-21-2002, 12:15 PM	#10
Mr. Shy Guy Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 30, 2001 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 7,871	If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather: C. Drain the ocean with an eyedropper What do you do when someone steals your parking space? D. Honk, swear, and physically assault the driver's car How did Stonehenge really come to be? B. An ancient culture had lots of time on their hands If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose? D. Whenever I try to speak, animal sounds take the place of words If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it? B. I'd use it to enhance my dating life
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