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*ROGER* · 06-05-2013, 06:16 PM

Archie is assigned to deliver the eulogy at Stretch's Jewish funeral. And Archie makes a joke:

A priest says to a rabbi: How come you never eat ham?
rabbi: It's against my religion. How come you never date women?
priest: It's against my religion.
rabbi: Well, you should try it some time. It's better than ham.

Bonniegirl · 07-11-2014, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by *ROGER*

Archie is assigned to deliver the eulogy at Stretch's Jewish funeral. And Archie makes a joke:

A priest says to a rabbi: How come you never eat ham?
rabbi: It's against my religion. How come you never date women?
priest: It's against my religion.
rabbi: Well, you should try it some time. It's better than ham.

I just saw that episode the other day! Typical Archie. He was nervous anyway having to write and say the eulogy at the funeral. Mike helped him out, and I'm sure he had a nice, tasteful speech for Archie. Than of course Archie insists that Mike add some religion to it not knowing Stretch was actually Jewish!

comedyfreak · 07-12-2014, 05:35 AM

I don't remember seeing this episode, hmmm.

06-05-2013, 06:16 PM	#1
ROGER Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 05, 2007 Location: United States Posts: 2,776	Goodbye, Stretch Cunningham Archie is assigned to deliver the eulogy at Stretch's Jewish funeral. And Archie makes a joke: A priest says to a rabbi: How come you never eat ham? rabbi: It's against my religion. How come you never date women? priest: It's against my religion. rabbi: Well, you should try it some time. It's better than ham.

07-12-2014, 05:35 AM	#3
comedyfreak Cheers! Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 14, 2005 Location: Sunny California Posts: 11,059	I don't remember seeing this episode, hmmm.
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