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Jinny Girl · 02-16-2002, 11:48 PM

There is no escaping our insanity... Which u know because we have another insane one going... But weve run out of ideas without Jinny being drunk so MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Heres Drunk 2. We have many more inside jokes to use here. This begins....... 6 months in the future and... Everything is the same except Jinnys hair is like 3 inches longer... but its only that way because In every story I do I have already found a way to make her have long hair so when mine gets long I can PRETEND we have the same hair wtf am I talking about as if u care...

Magda: *since Jinnys late she just says it* Cd... Do you remember like... God, over a year ago when Jinny marched in here and was like... Drunk off her ass singing lil kim and called captain a cucmber and the whole pig queen thing?
CD: How could I forget?
Nate: What are you talking about?
Magda: Jinny came in here once drunk and she was dancing and singing these songs and calling herself queen of things and...
CD: *stands up and throws jacket over shoulder like a cape* COME QUICKLY RIDE THE PIG! *laughs hysterically*
Raina:.... Ride the pig?
Magda: Oh that was so funny... And then she like broke her toe on her car and rapped to Nelly and held herself hostage in Kates office!
Kate: *comes out and acts like Jinny did* You magda! You shall be my princess! Princess of the Eggplant!! MWAHA!
Raina: Wow, you have a sense of humor...
Kate:... Yeah.
Jinny: *walks in and is rally drunk but tries to keep it under control and sits down but sits ont he very edge of her chair and it falls over*
Raina: *laughing her ass off*
Jinny: *slurring* HUSH EVIL DEMONIC COW! You shall forever be my evil human stink minion!!!!!!! MOO!
Magda:............. crap.

ur turn

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo · 02-16-2002, 11:57 PM

lol

consentida · 02-17-2002, 12:30 AM

oh common. u hafta post more! this is HILARIOUS!!!

Babes_Cat · 02-17-2002, 12:39 AM

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Originally posted by JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
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XoVanillaRain90oX · 02-17-2002, 11:16 AM

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ISmellFine · 02-17-2002, 01:09 PM

Raina: Whaaaaat?!
Jin: Shut the **** up before I bitch slap you across the BLOO ocean made of GREEN jello to the island of Nymph where you shall suffer a long miserable excruciating DEATH by boiling it a pot of COLD milk while Swines and dust bunnies dance around you singing THE DOOM SONG REMIX!!!
Raina: *covers mouth*
Mag: JIN!! Calm ya self!
Jin: YOU!! Curly haired being of the waterworld...YOU SHALL HELP ME REIGN!! *kisses her on the lips really fast*
Mag: EWWWW!! Jin!! *wipes off mouth*
Jin: And you!! *points to Teddy who is in Caps office talking about a case* You hot sexy hunk of...............MAN that you aRE!! *pulls him out and sits him in her chair* You shall............MOOOOO!!
Teddy: ....moo? What the HELL?
Jin: *stares at him evilly* You will be my hoe. MWAHAMAMAMAMA! *ties him to the chair with her jacket*
CD: *comes at her to try to tackle her from behind*
Jin: DON'T TOUCHETH MEETH!! *moves out of the way so CD goes flying into the wall*
Jin: MWAHAMAMAMA! *dances around and humps Mags leg*
Mag: *screams* GET HER OFF OF MEEEEE!!!

ur turn

sue z q · 02-17-2002, 02:47 PM

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XoVanillaRain90oX · 02-17-2002, 04:50 PM

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Jinny Girl · 02-17-2002, 07:11 PM

Teddy: *grabbs Jinny and sits her down* (all nicey nice) Jin... Hun... (screaming) WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?
Jinny: *grabbs teddy pushes him back on the desk gets on top of him and kisses him like shes gonna have sex with him then gets up* I'm cow tipping! COWS RULE!!! ALL BOW TO, I, QUEEN COW!!!!!! *does the sponge like spongebob did* Yah do the sponge sponge, ya do the sponge!
Mag: *notices Jinnys duffle bag is moving* Ummm... Jinny...
Jinny: Yes moosie? *stops doing the sponge*
Mag: Whats in your duffle bag?
Jinny:............ SUPPLIEEEEEEEEES!
Mag: Why are they moving?
Jinny: *almost sounds sober* Oh I;d be glad to show you. *bends over bag so nobody can see whats in it then she turns around holding gerbils* FREE THE GERBILS! *starts throwing live gerbils around the room... 100 gerbils to be exact*
Mag: *one lands in her hair* OMG OMG OMG!!! GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME! (the gerbil wiggles and gets stuck in her hair*
Teddy: *treis to get it off but he gets hit with a gerbil*
Jinny: *finally runs out of gerbils* HAHAH! U gargantuin creatures of doom! FEEL THE WRATH OF THE MOOSE! *throws the very last gerbil and hits raina with it*

*People are now running around trying to catch the gerbils and Jinnys just laughin her ass off*

Capt: *comes out of office and sees gerbils* AHHHHHH! *jumps and sits on rainas desk with feet up* WHAT... WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?!?! Why are there rats everywhere!?!?
Jinny: They're gerbils! AAAAHAHA! I have gerbiltized! MWAHAHAHA! *dances among the gerbils* We are the wooooorld, we are the children! We are the ones who make a brighter day so lets start *steps on something that crunches* *lifts up foor* Ewww... Gerbil...

ur turn laofieness!

sue z q · 02-17-2002, 07:44 PM

OMG, LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMOOOOORRRRREEEEE!!!

ISmellFine · 02-17-2002, 08:11 PM

Kate: Eeeexcuse me... *hops across the desks into the hall and runs into the bathroom to barf*
Mag: *walks over to Jinny and cringes because of the now 99 gerbils running around her* JINNAY!!!
Jin: MMMMAGDA!!
Mag: *slaps her* Stop this!!! You know you've done this b4.
Jin: *sings* IIIIIIIIII am drunk drunk drunk!! Innnn the mmmmmooooooooooooooonlight! Drunk drunk drunk!! *pulls out an air gituar* *screams* DDDDRRRRUUUUNNK!!!!!! NANANANAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! NAAAAANAAAAAA!!!! NANANANAAAAAA!!!!
Teddy: *tries to sneak out the door*
Jin: And just WHERE in hell do you think YOUR going, Mr. Hottpants?
Teddy: ....home.
Jin: Not if I can help it!! *walks over to him really sexily* I have new underwear...
Teddy: How...nice. YES! Nice.
Jin: Wanna see?? ... GOOD! *pulls him into Kate's office and locks the door and closes all the blinds*
Mag: *outside of kates office* Ohhhh my gawd. Poor Teddy...LETS GET OUT OF HERE!!
Jin: *pushes a button under Kates desk that locks off the entire floor* AAAAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAA!!!!

ok loaf.

Jinny Girl · 02-17-2002, 08:30 PM

Magda and Cd and Raina: *run to evevator and it wont work*
Magda: OPEN DAMNIT!!!
CD: Ill check the stairs! *runs down the hall a bit and starts fighting with the door* AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Were trapped! She's trapped us! Why is this happening? Why does this always happen!?
Raina: Magda umm... Theres a gerbil in your hair.
Mag: I know.
Raina: *starts pickin at it* Dont worry I'll get it out... Ive gotten ALOT of things stuck in my hair before... usually not living rodents but neverhtelass...

*bak in caps office*

Teddy: Jinny I really dont think this is such a good idea... You should just go home... and sleep it off and come back when ur brain is funtioning properly...
Jinny: MY BRAIN HAS NEVER FUNTIONED PROPERLY!!! Now have u rupert?
Teddy: ......Who's rupert?
Jinny: MY BRAIN YOU SWINE!... Come herrrrrrrre... *jumps on him and pushes him doiwn on captains desk*
Teddy: Jinny.. please... *his forehead gets really sweaty and hes like stuttering* This really isnt a good idea...
Jinny: *starts kissing his neck*
Teddy: Jinny if you'd just wait a second maybe we could talk and get you... a phychiatrist....................... O screw it! *him and Jinny... yeah u get the point and then they walk out of the office to find everyone sitting down and the gerbils running around*
Captain: I cant believe... You had sex... IN MY OFFICE!
Jinny: On your desk!
Captain: Oh mother of poop...
Jinny: Mother of poop? POOP!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHA! I like poop.
Magda:*rainas still trying to get the gerbil out of her hair*....... Interesting.
Jinny: *walks by and casually puts a gerbil on caps head*
Captain: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs around in circles flailing arms* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HELP ME! HELP ME!!! RODENT!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jinny: Haha you minion of the poop! Feel the wrath of the head rodent! HE SHALL EAT YOUR BRAIN FOR DINNER NOW!
Captain: *still running in circles* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jinny: You shall all feel the wrath... OF S!
CD: I'm almost afraid to ask... Who or what is S?
Jinny: S stands for Snake... Meet S EVERYONE! FEEL S'S WRATH UPON YOUR TINY FRAIL BYOTTOCKS! *pulls a 12 foot long boa constrictor out of her desk drawer and sticks it in teddys pants.*

ur turn...

ISmellFine · 02-17-2002, 08:46 PM

Teddy: *turns pale*
Mag: Jinny! Come on now...*walks over to her with Raina close behind picking out the rodent* TAke the snake out of Teddy's pants!!
Jin: He was bad in there! *points to Kates office* HE WAS NO GOOD!
CD: Um.............
Nate: *walks up behind Jin and grabs her* I got her!
Jin: Oh yeah, baby! YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME! *reaches around and smacks his ass*
Teddy: *standing VERY still*
Mag: Um...um...ok, sit her down in the chair!
Nate: *puts her in the chair and stands over her so she won't get up*
CD: Anybody got any rope??
Jin: *pulls a bottle of Vodka out of her shirt and chugs it*
Mag: Use this! *pulls out 57467987 feet of ribbon*
Nate: *ties her up*
Jin: *throws the bottle up against the wall and smashes it* I SHALL PREVAIL!!
Teddy: *whimpers*
Mag: Oh...yeah...TEDDY! Nate! Get it out of his pants!
Nate: No way!!
Mag: You do it, CD!
Jin: I'LL DO IT! *really sweet voice* Come here baby...
Teddy: *inches over towards Jin*
Jin: But I can't do it all tied up!! LET ME GO!

OK loaf.

Jinny Girl · 02-17-2002, 09:09 PM

CD: I dont know if thats such a good idea..
Teddy: I dont care... Just get the damn snake out of my pants...
Raina: *finally gets gerbil out* MWAHAHAHAHA I HAVE PREVAILED! *everyone stares atr her*.......... nevermind.
CD: *unties Jin*
Jin: Ok lemmed see here *reaches in his pants*
Teddy: OW!
Jin: Oopsies! Well that wasnt the snake... *finally pulls it out and pets it* gooooooood snake.. niiiiiiice snake...
Teddy: *runs across room*
Jin: PET THE SNAKE MAGDA!!!!!!!!
Magda: NO! Stay away from me!
JIn: You know you want to! *sticks snake in mags face*
Mag: AHH! OMG!!! *leans back and chair falls over backwards*
Jin: Oh you are such a poopie head.
Raina: Were you trying to insult her or something? I thought you liked poop!
Jinny: Hush rodent picker! You shall forever serve me as a loyal and faithful swine! Your name shall now be GRAPEFRUIT BUTT!!!!! For you have a large butt shaped like a grapefruit!
Raina: Excuuuuuuuuuse me!?!?
Jinny: You heard my, butty butt butt! Big byootocks!
Raina: AT least I have some... Byottocks!
Jinny:... U sayin I have an ugly ass? I do not have an ugly ass! Turns around and slapps ass at Raina* Its a very hott ass.
Raina: *thinking: oh what the **** ever... Shes drunk* yes jinny... right... hott... mmm hmm.
Jinny: Oh you really think Im hott!
Raina: I did not say that!
Jinny: Yes u did! *kisses raina* Holy toadlumps rotting on a log.. niiiiiiiiice.

ur turn

consentida · 02-17-2002, 10:51 PM

Oh this is....gooooood. LOL U hafta post more peoples!!!

02-16-2002, 11:48 PM	#1
Jinny Girl Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 04, 2001 Location: ...I'm not sure (looks around) WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!?!??!? Posts: 2,726	Remember that fan fic by me and Kaley called "Drunk"... Prepare for Drunk 2! There is no escaping our insanity... Which u know because we have another insane one going... But weve run out of ideas without Jinny being drunk so MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Heres Drunk 2. We have many more inside jokes to use here. This begins....... 6 months in the future and... Everything is the same except Jinnys hair is like 3 inches longer... but its only that way because In every story I do I have already found a way to make her have long hair so when mine gets long I can PRETEND we have the same hair wtf am I talking about as if u care... Magda: since Jinnys late she just says it Cd... Do you remember like... God, over a year ago when Jinny marched in here and was like... Drunk off her ass singing lil kim and called captain a cucmber and the whole pig queen thing? CD: How could I forget? Nate: What are you talking about? Magda: Jinny came in here once drunk and she was dancing and singing these songs and calling herself queen of things and... CD: stands up and throws jacket over shoulder like a cape COME QUICKLY RIDE THE PIG! laughs hysterically Raina:.... Ride the pig? Magda: Oh that was so funny... And then she like broke her toe on her car and rapped to Nelly and held herself hostage in Kates office! Kate: comes out and acts like Jinny did You magda! You shall be my princess! Princess of the Eggplant!! MWAHA! Raina: Wow, you have a sense of humor... Kate:... Yeah. Jinny: walks in and is rally drunk but tries to keep it under control and sits down but sits ont he very edge of her chair and it falls over Raina: laughing her ass off Jinny: slurring HUSH EVIL DEMONIC COW! You shall forever be my evil human stink minion!!!!!!! MOO! Magda:............. crap. ur turn
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02-16-2002, 11:57 PM	#2
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02-17-2002, 11:16 AM	#5
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02-17-2002, 01:09 PM	#6
ISmellFine Zim Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 13, 2001 Posts: 4,886	Raina: Whaaaaat?! Jin: Shut the **** up before I bitch slap you across the BLOO ocean made of GREEN jello to the island of Nymph where you shall suffer a long miserable excruciating DEATH by boiling it a pot of COLD milk while Swines and dust bunnies dance around you singing THE DOOM SONG REMIX!!! Raina: covers mouth Mag: JIN!! Calm ya self! Jin: YOU!! Curly haired being of the waterworld...YOU SHALL HELP ME REIGN!! kisses her on the lips really fast Mag: EWWWW!! Jin!! wipes off mouth Jin: And you!! points to Teddy who is in Caps office talking about a case You hot sexy hunk of...............MAN that you aRE!! pulls him out and sits him in her chair You shall............MOOOOO!! Teddy: ....moo? What the HELL? Jin: stares at him evilly You will be my hoe. MWAHAMAMAMAMA! ties him to the chair with her jacket CD: comes at her to try to tackle her from behind Jin: DON'T TOUCHETH MEETH!! moves out of the way so CD goes flying into the wall Jin: MWAHAMAMAMA! dances around and humps Mags leg Mag: screams GET HER OFF OF MEEEEE!!! ur turn
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02-17-2002, 02:47 PM	#7
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02-17-2002, 12:30 AM	#3
consentida oh, you pretty things Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 21, 2002 Location: New York Posts: 3,841	oh common. u hafta post more! this is HILARIOUS!!!

02-17-2002, 04:50 PM	#8
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02-17-2002, 07:11 PM	#9
Jinny Girl Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 04, 2001 Location: ...I'm not sure (looks around) WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!?!??!? Posts: 2,726	Teddy: grabbs Jinny and sits her down (all nicey nice) Jin... Hun... (screaming) WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING!?!?!? Jinny: grabbs teddy pushes him back on the desk gets on top of him and kisses him like shes gonna have sex with him then gets up I'm cow tipping! COWS RULE!!! ALL BOW TO, I, QUEEN COW!!!!!! does the sponge like spongebob did Yah do the sponge sponge, ya do the sponge! Mag: notices Jinnys duffle bag is moving Ummm... Jinny... Jinny: Yes moosie? stops doing the sponge Mag: Whats in your duffle bag? Jinny:............ SUPPLIEEEEEEEEES! Mag: Why are they moving? Jinny: almost sounds sober Oh I;d be glad to show you. bends over bag so nobody can see whats in it then she turns around holding gerbils FREE THE GERBILS! starts throwing live gerbils around the room... 100 gerbils to be exact Mag: one lands in her hair OMG OMG OMG!!! GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME! (the gerbil wiggles and gets stuck in her hair* Teddy: treis to get it off but he gets hit with a gerbil Jinny: finally runs out of gerbils HAHAH! U gargantuin creatures of doom! FEEL THE WRATH OF THE MOOSE! throws the very last gerbil and hits raina with it People are now running around trying to catch the gerbils and Jinnys just laughin her ass off Capt: comes out of office and sees gerbils AHHHHHH! jumps and sits on rainas desk with feet up WHAT... WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?!?! Why are there rats everywhere!?!? Jinny: They're gerbils! AAAAHAHA! I have gerbiltized! MWAHAHAHA! dances among the gerbils We are the wooooorld, we are the children! We are the ones who make a brighter day so lets start steps on something that crunches lifts up foor Ewww... Gerbil... ur turn laofieness!

02-17-2002, 07:44 PM	#10
sue z q funger agger LOL Senior Member Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: CA Posts: 1,687	OMG, LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMOOOOORRRRREEEEE!!!

02-17-2002, 08:11 PM	#11
ISmellFine Zim Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 13, 2001 Posts: 4,886	Kate: Eeeexcuse me... hops across the desks into the hall and runs into the bathroom to barf Mag: walks over to Jinny and cringes because of the now 99 gerbils running around her JINNAY!!! Jin: MMMMAGDA!! Mag: slaps her Stop this!!! You know you've done this b4. Jin: sings IIIIIIIIII am drunk drunk drunk!! Innnn the mmmmmooooooooooooooonlight! Drunk drunk drunk!! pulls out an air gituar screams DDDDRRRRUUUUNNK!!!!!! NANANANAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! NAAAAANAAAAAA!!!! NANANANAAAAAA!!!! Teddy: tries to sneak out the door Jin: And just WHERE in hell do you think YOUR going, Mr. Hottpants? Teddy: ....home. Jin: Not if I can help it!! walks over to him really sexily I have new underwear... Teddy: How...nice. YES! Nice. Jin: Wanna see?? ... GOOD! pulls him into Kate's office and locks the door and closes all the blinds Mag: outside of kates office Ohhhh my gawd. Poor Teddy...LETS GET OUT OF HERE!! Jin: pushes a button under Kates desk that locks off the entire floor AAAAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAA!!!! ok loaf.

02-17-2002, 08:30 PM	#12
Jinny Girl Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 04, 2001 Location: ...I'm not sure (looks around) WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!?!??!? Posts: 2,726	Magda and Cd and Raina: run to evevator and it wont work Magda: OPEN DAMNIT!!! CD: Ill check the stairs! runs down the hall a bit and starts fighting with the door AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Were trapped! She's trapped us! Why is this happening? Why does this always happen!? Raina: Magda umm... Theres a gerbil in your hair. Mag: I know. Raina: starts pickin at it Dont worry I'll get it out... Ive gotten ALOT of things stuck in my hair before... usually not living rodents but neverhtelass... bak in caps office Teddy: Jinny I really dont think this is such a good idea... You should just go home... and sleep it off and come back when ur brain is funtioning properly... Jinny: MY BRAIN HAS NEVER FUNTIONED PROPERLY!!! Now have u rupert? Teddy: ......Who's rupert? Jinny: MY BRAIN YOU SWINE!... Come herrrrrrrre... jumps on him and pushes him doiwn on captains desk Teddy: Jinny.. please... his forehead gets really sweaty and hes like stuttering This really isnt a good idea... Jinny: starts kissing his neck Teddy: Jinny if you'd just wait a second maybe we could talk and get you... a phychiatrist....................... O screw it! him and Jinny... yeah u get the point and then they walk out of the office to find everyone sitting down and the gerbils running around Captain: I cant believe... You had sex... IN MY OFFICE! Jinny: On your desk! Captain: Oh mother of poop... Jinny: Mother of poop? POOP!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHA! I like poop. Magda:rainas still trying to get the gerbil out of her hair....... Interesting. Jinny: walks by and casually puts a gerbil on caps head Captain: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! runs around in circles flailing arms AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HELP ME! HELP ME!!! RODENT!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Jinny: Haha you minion of the poop! Feel the wrath of the head rodent! HE SHALL EAT YOUR BRAIN FOR DINNER NOW! Captain: still running in circles AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Jinny: You shall all feel the wrath... OF S! CD: I'm almost afraid to ask... Who or what is S? Jinny: S stands for Snake... Meet S EVERYONE! FEEL S'S WRATH UPON YOUR TINY FRAIL BYOTTOCKS! pulls a 12 foot long boa constrictor out of her desk drawer and sticks it in teddys pants. ur turn...

02-17-2002, 08:46 PM	#13
ISmellFine Zim Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 13, 2001 Posts: 4,886	Teddy: turns pale Mag: Jinny! Come on now...walks over to her with Raina close behind picking out the rodent TAke the snake out of Teddy's pants!! Jin: He was bad in there! points to Kates office HE WAS NO GOOD! CD: Um............. Nate: walks up behind Jin and grabs her I got her! Jin: Oh yeah, baby! YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME! reaches around and smacks his ass Teddy: standing VERY still Mag: Um...um...ok, sit her down in the chair! Nate: puts her in the chair and stands over her so she won't get up CD: Anybody got any rope?? Jin: pulls a bottle of Vodka out of her shirt and chugs it Mag: Use this! pulls out 57467987 feet of ribbon Nate: ties her up Jin: throws the bottle up against the wall and smashes it I SHALL PREVAIL!! Teddy: whimpers Mag: Oh...yeah...TEDDY! Nate! Get it out of his pants! Nate: No way!! Mag: You do it, CD! Jin: I'LL DO IT! really sweet voice Come here baby... Teddy: inches over towards Jin Jin: But I can't do it all tied up!! LET ME GO! OK loaf.

02-17-2002, 09:09 PM	#14
Jinny Girl Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 04, 2001 Location: ...I'm not sure (looks around) WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!?!??!? Posts: 2,726	CD: I dont know if thats such a good idea.. Teddy: I dont care... Just get the damn snake out of my pants... Raina: finally gets gerbil out MWAHAHAHAHA I HAVE PREVAILED! everyone stares atr her.......... nevermind. CD: unties Jin Jin: Ok lemmed see here reaches in his pants Teddy: OW! Jin: Oopsies! Well that wasnt the snake... finally pulls it out and pets it gooooooood snake.. niiiiiiice snake... Teddy: runs across room Jin: PET THE SNAKE MAGDA!!!!!!!! Magda: NO! Stay away from me! JIn: You know you want to! sticks snake in mags face Mag: AHH! OMG!!! leans back and chair falls over backwards Jin: Oh you are such a poopie head. Raina: Were you trying to insult her or something? I thought you liked poop! Jinny: Hush rodent picker! You shall forever serve me as a loyal and faithful swine! Your name shall now be GRAPEFRUIT BUTT!!!!! For you have a large butt shaped like a grapefruit! Raina: Excuuuuuuuuuse me!?!? Jinny: You heard my, butty butt butt! Big byootocks! Raina: AT least I have some... Byottocks! Jinny:... U sayin I have an ugly ass? I do not have an ugly ass! Turns around and slapps ass at Raina* Its a very hott ass. Raina: thinking: oh what the *** ever... Shes drunk* yes jinny... right... hott... mmm hmm. Jinny: Oh you really think Im hott! Raina: I did not say that! Jinny: Yes u did! kisses raina Holy toadlumps rotting on a log.. niiiiiiiiice. ur turn

02-17-2002, 10:51 PM	#15
consentida oh, you pretty things Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 21, 2002 Location: New York Posts: 3,841	Oh this is....gooooood. LOL U hafta post more peoples!!!