Ralph Kramden, a NY NHL fan? (Part 16) (The Boston Bruins beat the NY Rangers 2-1.)

[Frank Gannucci]

(Ralph comes home looking sad and angry.)

Alice: "Hello Ralph. It seems like your Rangers lost again."

Ralph: "Yes, they did Alice. They most certainly did. Now, my Rangers have to becoem the first Rangers club to win a series after losing the first three. Boy, what long odds."

Alice: "Well, I hope for your sake that they do win."

Ralph: "You should have seen me Alice. I was all estatic that the Rangers were leading."

Alice: "Oh, I saw you Ralph on TV. You had eight hot dogs in your hand and two sodas in your other hand. You looked like you were about to crush your seat."

Ralph: "Ooooooooh, you are a riot Alice. A regular riot. You are going to get yours."

(Ed comes down.)

Ed: "Hello Alice and Ralph. Ralph, I saw the very bad game Ralph. What a bad job that goalie did. He should have just laid down in front of the goal. No one would have been able to stop the Rangers."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "Norton, that is cheating. Boy, its times like this when I wish I was a member of the Rangers. Doing all that skating on the ice."

Ed: "If you did that Ralph, you wouldn't be able to make it halfway down the ice. You would collapse."

Ralph (yells): "OKAY, LET'S GO NORTON! PUT 'EM UP! PUT 'EM UP NORTON!"

(Alice tries to stop the two from fighting.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "How sweet it is."

(Audience cheers.)

Jackie: "The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)