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AB · 05-20-2013, 04:43 PM

Post your favorite funny quotes/dialogue from 2 Broke Girls.

Max to Han - "I've been waiting my whole life, I've waited on tables. I've waited at bars. I've waited on home pregnancy tests."

AB · 05-21-2013, 05:42 PM

Caroline - "Sometimes you do something you're not comfortable with. It's how you grow."

Max -"No, it's how you get a ride home from a kegger in the woods."

AB · 05-28-2013, 06:14 PM

Sophie - "There's only one party worse than this one. The Donner party.....and they had better food."

AB · 06-05-2013, 05:25 PM

Max: "You can't give hipsters a microphone. That's like throwing gasoline on a pretentious fire."

Han: "Hipster's like karaoke."

Max: "Replace the word "like" with "Hitler" and you've got the three worse things in history."

AB · 06-24-2013, 04:30 PM

(Max to Caroline)

Max: "Scaring people into participating isn't success, it's Scientology."

AB · 07-08-2013, 03:57 PM

(Max to Caroline)

Max : "This can't be about my drinking. I don't have the money to be a real alcoholic."

AB · 07-24-2013, 05:58 PM

Earl: "Hello Sophie, if you looked any sweeter, you'd fire up my diabetes."

Sophie: "Oh Earl, you wouldn't be the first man to lose a limb over me."

AB · 01-13-2014, 04:37 PM

Han - Girl at Urban Outfitters said I looked hip.

Max - You look like a lesbian I made out with once on a dare.

AB · 01-13-2014, 04:41 PM

A knock on the door.

Caroline - Who is it?

Sophie - Kim Kardashian, ha ha, No, I'm not Kim Kardashian...No I work for a living.

AB · 01-13-2014, 04:46 PM

Caroline - You need to react when people cry.

Max - I did, I rolled my eyes.

AB · 01-22-2014, 05:30 PM

Max on cell phones

AB · 01-22-2014, 05:32 PM

Caroline on push-up bras

jtmovies91 · 01-22-2014, 05:53 PM

Aunt Charity I was the family priness then you came along and took my boom boom boom
and 2 guys with wood Caroline "Whoa I never given wood and saw wood at the same time"

AB · 01-23-2014, 04:45 PM

Max talking about a stray cat they dropped off in a wealthy neighborhood

Max - "He's probably on the couch right now with a tale of two kitties."

AB · 01-23-2014, 04:48 PM

Max talking about the stray cat.

Max - Where's her ID tag, even my mother had an ID tag on me. Well it was a flea collar.

05-20-2013, 04:43 PM	#1
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Favorite Funny Quotes from 2 Broke Girls Post your favorite funny quotes/dialogue from 2 Broke Girls. Max to Han - "I've been waiting my whole life, I've waited on tables. I've waited at bars. I've waited on home pregnancy tests."

05-21-2013, 05:42 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Caroline - "Sometimes you do something you're not comfortable with. It's how you grow." Max -"No, it's how you get a ride home from a kegger in the woods." Attached Images

05-28-2013, 06:14 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Sophie - "There's only one party worse than this one. The Donner party.....and they had better food." Attached Images

06-05-2013, 05:25 PM	#4
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Max: "You can't give hipsters a microphone. That's like throwing gasoline on a pretentious fire." Han: "Hipster's like karaoke." Max: "Replace the word "like" with "Hitler" and you've got the three worse things in history." Attached Images

06-24-2013, 04:30 PM	#5
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	(Max to Caroline) Max: "Scaring people into participating isn't success, it's Scientology." Attached Images

07-08-2013, 03:57 PM	#6
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	(Max to Caroline) Max : "This can't be about my drinking. I don't have the money to be a real alcoholic." Attached Images

07-24-2013, 05:58 PM	#7
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Earl: "Hello Sophie, if you looked any sweeter, you'd fire up my diabetes." Sophie: "Oh Earl, you wouldn't be the first man to lose a limb over me." Attached Images

01-13-2014, 04:37 PM	#8
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Han - Girl at Urban Outfitters said I looked hip. Max - You look like a lesbian I made out with once on a dare. Attached Images

01-13-2014, 04:41 PM	#9
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	A knock on the door. Caroline - Who is it? Sophie - Kim Kardashian, ha ha, No, I'm not Kim Kardashian...No I work for a living. Attached Images

01-13-2014, 04:46 PM	#10
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Caroline - You need to react when people cry. Max - I did, I rolled my eyes. Attached Images

01-22-2014, 05:30 PM	#11
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Max on cell phones Attached Images

01-22-2014, 05:32 PM	#12
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Caroline on push-up bras Attached Images

01-22-2014, 05:53 PM	#13
jtmovies91 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 13, 2007 Location: SC Posts: 355	Aunt Charity I was the family priness then you came along and took my boom boom boom and 2 guys with wood Caroline "Whoa I never given wood and saw wood at the same time"
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01-23-2014, 04:45 PM	#14
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Max talking about a stray cat they dropped off in a wealthy neighborhood Max - "He's probably on the couch right now with a tale of two kitties." Attached Images

01-23-2014, 04:48 PM	#15
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Max talking about the stray cat. Max - Where's her ID tag, even my mother had an ID tag on me. Well it was a flea collar. Attached Images