Ralph Kramden, a NY NHL fan? (Part 14) (The Boston Bruins beat the NY Rangers 3-2.)

[Frank Gannucci]

(Ralph & Ed are playing pool at the pool hall.)

Ralph: "There's Harvey and George over there. The Rangers lost last night. They are now three games away from not going to the third round."

Ed: "I saw the game last night. They let a golden opportunity slip through their fingers."

Ralph: "Remember that bet that YOU made? If neither one of our hockey teams gets the cup, I owe him a lot of money. If I do give him the money, I will give you a lump..." (making a fist against Ed's head): "...UP THERE."

Ed: "Well, look on the birght side. It's only one game."

(Harvey and George come by.)

Harvey: "Hello Ralph. You better get ready to fork over the cash. It looks like your Rangers aren't going to do it."

Ralph: "I am confident that they will."

Ed: "Yeah, he is very confident. The confidence in him is..." (looking at Ralph): "...pretty big. Pretty big."

(Ralph is mad.)

Harvey: "Oh, it is. How about we up the ante. Let's up the ante to $500. How about it?"

(Ralph gets scared with the thought of losing the money.)

Ralph: "Huminahuminahumina!"

Ed: "Ralph do you want to take it?"

Ralph: "Huminahuminahumina!"

Harvey: "I will take that as a yes. If you don't give me the money, I will come get you."

(Harvey and George leave.)

Ralph: "What am I going to do now? I can't spend that much money."

Ed: "Ralph, if all else fails, follow my plan."

Ralph: "What is that?"

Ed: "Move to Antarctica."

Ralph (yells): "OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

Ralph: "'Move to Antarctica.'"

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)