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Central Perk · 02-16-2002, 04:49 PM

Part 1

It was just another day on the set of Judge Judy, she was getting ready to go into court once again. She was ready to be her ridiculing self. The show was about to start in five minutes and she was ready to go on. The five minutes went by very quickly and she took her seat. She looked down to see three people walk up to the stands one elderly man wearing a sailor hat, another even older man wearing a captain hat, and about a 50-60 year old woman in pigtails. The plaintive was the woman, and the defendants were the two men. Judge Judy placed on her glasses and said, “All Rise, All Sit.” The cross examination had begun. Judy said “ Now, Mary Sue,” “Its Mary Ann” Judy then said “Whatever…..Why are you suing Gilligan……and….” she gave the man with the captain’s hat a strange look “the Skipper for 10,,000 dollars?” Mary Ann said “Well you see Judge Judy there were a group of us getting on a tour boat, Gilligan and the Skipper were navigating it and there was a big storm coming, Unfortunately they were unable to navigate, stranding the whole tourist group on an island, sure there were native tribes there, but they were no help….., so we were stranded there for a pretty long time……” “How Long?” “Maybe about 10, 15 years…..That’s why I am suing him for 10,000 dollars….I lost all those years of my life…..” Gilligan interrupted “Yes, but you met the Professor…..” Judy stated loudly, “Who the hell is the Professor?” Then Mary Ann said, “I met the Professor on the island….we were stranded on, he came along on the tour and was stranded with us.” Judge Judy rolled her eyes and then said, “The defendants may have there turn.” The Skipper said a little nervous, “You see honor we didn’t mean to strand Mary Ann on the island it was that there was a terrible storm, and we couldn’t navigate back to shore, so we crashed….I don’t understand why she is suing us for so much money, she even met her husband on that island, thanks to us.” Judge Judy confused and agitated burst out yelling “ I can’t deal with this case you were stranded on an island and no one went looking for you? When did this happen?” Mary Ann said quietly “About 40 years ago….” Judy then said , FORTY YEARS!!! I can’t deal with this case this is just too….just too…..” She walked out of her chair and left everyone in the court. Judy sits at a desk in the courtroom muttering, “They must’ve come to the funny farm, there crazy, this is just stupid.”

JWood201 · 02-16-2002, 06:03 PM

Ahh, Judge Judy -- gotta love her. hehe. I donno about the whole Professor thing but, hey, that's just me.
Keep going, it's good.

Central Perk · 02-16-2002, 06:04 PM

I think I'm retiring from writing Gilligan Fanfiction. Its not an interest to me anymore.

JWood201 · 02-16-2002, 06:19 PM

What, in the middle of a story? No, that's against Fan Fic rules. lol.
Have you written other GI stories? If so, are they on the web somewheres so I can read em?
((Finish this story! I wanna see who Judy sides with. lol))

Central Perk · 02-16-2002, 09:27 PM

Its going to be a short and final ending.

Central Perk · 02-16-2002, 09:38 PM

Its the continuation of the Judge Judy trial.

Judy: This is stupid 10,000 dollars is too much. Just give Mary Ann the money to go on the tour....Just give her the five dollars I'm outta here. *she leaves*

The skipper and gilligan give Mary Ann five dollars, furious with each other they don't speak for awhile. They don't watch Judge Judy either (ever).

BonniesLilCutiePie · 08-04-2002, 04:01 AM

I like it. You should NOT retire.

02-16-2002, 04:49 PM	#1
Central Perk ~~~~~ Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 10, 2002 Posts: 4,553	My Gilligan's Island FanFiction: Mary Ann goes to Court Part 1 It was just another day on the set of Judge Judy, she was getting ready to go into court once again. She was ready to be her ridiculing self. The show was about to start in five minutes and she was ready to go on. The five minutes went by very quickly and she took her seat. She looked down to see three people walk up to the stands one elderly man wearing a sailor hat, another even older man wearing a captain hat, and about a 50-60 year old woman in pigtails. The plaintive was the woman, and the defendants were the two men. Judge Judy placed on her glasses and said, “All Rise, All Sit.” The cross examination had begun. Judy said “ Now, Mary Sue,” “Its Mary Ann” Judy then said “Whatever…..Why are you suing Gilligan……and….” she gave the man with the captain’s hat a strange look “the Skipper for 10,,000 dollars?” Mary Ann said “Well you see Judge Judy there were a group of us getting on a tour boat, Gilligan and the Skipper were navigating it and there was a big storm coming, Unfortunately they were unable to navigate, stranding the whole tourist group on an island, sure there were native tribes there, but they were no help….., so we were stranded there for a pretty long time……” “How Long?” “Maybe about 10, 15 years…..That’s why I am suing him for 10,000 dollars….I lost all those years of my life…..” Gilligan interrupted “Yes, but you met the Professor…..” Judy stated loudly, “Who the hell is the Professor?” Then Mary Ann said, “I met the Professor on the island….we were stranded on, he came along on the tour and was stranded with us.” Judge Judy rolled her eyes and then said, “The defendants may have there turn.” The Skipper said a little nervous, “You see honor we didn’t mean to strand Mary Ann on the island it was that there was a terrible storm, and we couldn’t navigate back to shore, so we crashed….I don’t understand why she is suing us for so much money, she even met her husband on that island, thanks to us.” Judge Judy confused and agitated burst out yelling “ I can’t deal with this case you were stranded on an island and no one went looking for you? When did this happen?” Mary Ann said quietly “About 40 years ago….” Judy then said , FORTY YEARS!!! I can’t deal with this case this is just too….just too…..” She walked out of her chair and left everyone in the court. Judy sits at a desk in the courtroom muttering, “They must’ve come to the funny farm, there crazy, this is just stupid.”

08-04-2002, 04:01 AM	#7
BonniesLilCutiePie Ivy Winthrop Crane Senior Member Join Date: Jul 14, 2002 Location: The Crane Mansion Posts: 1,742	I like it. You should NOT retire.
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02-16-2002, 06:03 PM	#2
JWood201 TV Nerd Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 25, 2001 Posts: 798	Ahh, Judge Judy -- gotta love her. hehe. I donno about the whole Professor thing but, hey, that's just me. Keep going, it's good.

02-16-2002, 06:04 PM	#3
Central Perk ~~~~~ Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 10, 2002 Posts: 4,553	I think I'm retiring from writing Gilligan Fanfiction. Its not an interest to me anymore.

02-16-2002, 06:19 PM	#4
JWood201 TV Nerd Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 25, 2001 Posts: 798	What, in the middle of a story? No, that's against Fan Fic rules. lol. Have you written other GI stories? If so, are they on the web somewheres so I can read em? ((Finish this story! I wanna see who Judy sides with. lol))

02-16-2002, 09:27 PM	#5
Central Perk ~~~~~ Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 10, 2002 Posts: 4,553	Its going to be a short and final ending.

02-16-2002, 09:38 PM	#6
Central Perk ~~~~~ Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 10, 2002 Posts: 4,553	Its the continuation of the Judge Judy trial. Judy: This is stupid 10,000 dollars is too much. Just give Mary Ann the money to go on the tour....Just give her the five dollars I'm outta here. she leaves The skipper and gilligan give Mary Ann five dollars, furious with each other they don't speak for awhile. They don't watch Judge Judy either (ever).